A/N: What in FUCKIN HELL is wrong with the BLOODY people in this FUCKIN world? Don't they BLOODY know that kids, especially certain 14 year old GIRLS don't like being STRETCHED and INVOLVED in a FREAKIN TUG-OF-WAR like some FRIGGIN RUBBERBAND!
Parents these days…
Hp series is not mine...
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After Hermione's well deserved temper tantrum, her best friends were left with big question marks above their heads, and a big helping of concern.
Harry eyed the doors of the great hall with great concern. "I wonder what's wrong with Hermione…I hope she's alright…I'll go and check."
Harry started to rise from the table but Ginny hastily held him back.
"NO! We have to let her work this out for herself!"
Ron nodded agreeably.
Harry was confused. "But WHY? She's hurting Gin, and I should go over there and comfort her!"
Ron nodded agreeably.
Ginny looked at him darkly. "You're not Hermione's only friend Harry, Ron and I are worried about her too!"
Ron nodded agreeably.
"I'm not saying anything about me being Mione's only friend! I'm just saying that we should go comfort her!"
Ron nodded agreeably.
"Yes you were!"
Ron nodded agreeably.
"Look, there's something wrong with Hermione, and she was crying! I can't just stand here doing nothing!"
Ron nodde – "Hey wait, there's something wrong with Hermione?"
Harry glared at him. "Where in bloody hell HAVE YOU BEEN! I'm going after Hermione."
"NO Harr-"
But Harry was already gone.
"What's up with him?" Ron asked.
Ginny glared at him, hit him upside his head, then stormed off too.
Ron shouted at Ginny "Hey that hurt!"
Almost every one in the Gryffindor table droned monotonously: "You deserved it."
Ron sulked for a second, then stormed off too.
Those who were watching the fight (read: everyone in the Great Hall) looked shocked.
"Well that was unexpected." Dumbledore observed obviously.
"No shit Sherlock" Snape muttered.
A/N: Okay, this chapter is pure humor, as you noticed. That's probably because the next chapter's gonna be serious.
Sorry to those who doesn't understand this chapter...