"Are you completely mad?"
"What's wrong?"
"Please, tell me you didn't just say that!"
"Say what?"
"Hell, you perfectly know what I'm talking about!"
"Do I?"
"Stop. It!"
"Stop what?"
"Gosh, you drive me crazy!"
"Crazy 'bout me?" grin
"Can't you at least for one second pretend to be serious?"
"Let me think it over...well...umm...No!"
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"Stop it. What's wrong?"
"You already asked that."
"But you obviously didn't answer me otherwise I didn't have to repeat myself!"
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"And STOP sighing!"
"Why?"
"Because I'm telling you!"
"Is everything what the wonderful, adorable Sirius Black says a damn law?"
"Well...Yes!"
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"Honestly...Stop sighing and tell me what's going on!"
"You should know!"
"But I don't!"
"You're not telling me that you don't know why the whole school's gone crazy?"
"That's exactly what I'm telling you! Besides... You're exaggerating."
"So, you're telling me, that you didn't mention, well, let's call it private things about me and Lily?"
"Well..."
sigh
"Stop sighing!"
"Stop being such an idiot!"
"What's going on mates? First of all: calm down please!"
"Piss off Moony. That's none of your business!"
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"Why does everybody in that damn school have to sigh all the time?"
"Stop yelling Pads, there's no use in deafening us."
"But that's the point, is it! He just can't stand it! So he just babble around private things because he can't..."
"I..."
"Oh, shut up. Both of you. Prongs, what happened?"
"He told the whole school that I snogged Lily!"
"Is that correct, Pads?"
"Basically yes but..."
"You did! You... Moony, he not even denies! That's so..."
"Shut up, now, really! I try to figure everything out... First thing: Congratulations, Prongs, that after almost seven years you succeeded... Now, back to the topic. Pads, why did you do that?"
"Well, I had a nice chat with Lily... Something about potions... Forgot the topic. Never mind. So, we were talking but then she started sighing all the time! She sounded like...like... Well, like some kind of sighing machine. Anyway. When I told her to stop she just kept on sighing... Again and again! And I told her if she won't stop I'll tell the whole school that I saw her snogging James senseless in an empty classroom last night!"
"She didn't stop then? Well, why should she... That isn't any of you business if she likes sighing..."
"Um...She stopped... But I fear I...well, I might have spoken a little too loud..."
"A little? You shouted on the top of your voice! I bet even in China they'll know it by now!"
"Possibly..."
"Well, Pads, that wasn't very nice! Apologise!"
"But..."
"NOW!"
sigh "If I must..."
"Ha! You did it! He did it! He DID it! He..."
"Thanks Prongs, I know by know...even China...sigh Let's forget about China. You guys are driving me CRAZY! Pads, you must! Now!"
"Prongs, I'm really sorry for telling the whole school that you finally won Lily over... That's enough?"
"Basically...yes."
"Or shall I apologise for every detail I said? I could apologise for using the f word... or maybe..."
"That'll do it! Thanks! Hold your tongue now! sigh Poor China... Anyway, tell me: Why do you detest sighing so much that you lose your temper like that?"
"I don't!" grin
"You don't? You DON'T? What was this all about then? Why did you..."
"Shut up Prongs! Okay, Pads, tell me now... Why don't you want anybody to sigh in your presence then?"
"I don't mind if you all sigh your soul out of your mouth."
"What? But..."
"SHUT YOUR FACE! Prongs, so why did you do all this?"
"Well...basically...because I was bored!"
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