Long time, no see! I've been so busy lately that I could't find the time to update, let alone write something... So Sorry! But here's a new "drabble"...

That one's dedicated to Baschti! ;-)

Enjoy!

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„No! I won't allow it!"

Ron woke up startled.

Where was he? Slowly he rubbed his eyes and tried to recall the details.

Hogwarts. Boys dormitory. So why on earth would he hear his sister screaming?

She couldn't be there, could she?

Slowly he turned his head and spotted a familiar redhead in the bed next to him—Harry's bed.

Stunned and not knowing what to think, let alone do, he overheard the following conversation:

"I will not allow this THING in our bed!"

"But, Ginny... She saved my life!"

"Harry, honestly! Only because it fell on Snape's head while he tried to take points from you, doesn't mean it saved your life! It was only luck that he go hit so hard that he can't remember even his name, but there's no reason whatsoever to caress it like you do now! Stop it, that's disgusting!"

"Oho, what's that? Are you jealous?"

"Me? Jealous? That's insane. I don't believe it. And STOP KISSING IT!"
"You insult her! She's got feelings! Don't you, sweetie?"

"This is mad, really. I can't believe it. I can't believe it!"

"It's not mad! This little sweetheart here got rid of our nemesis!"

"Okay, now things are getting really weird.

First thing is, Snape is not our Nemesis, as you very well remember. Your worst enemy is, was and will be Lord Voldemort!"

"We could ask her to help us with him, too!"

"Second thing is, it's not a she but an it!"

"Shhh...Don't listen, honey. She doesn't mean it. She's just jealous!"

"And stop talking to it like a human being cause whatever you might think in your addled brain, it is not!"

"But it's my one! My only! My preccccccious!"

"Good heavens, Harry, stop acting like you're four years old! It's not a hero, it's not human and it cannot even think! It's a goddamn PEAR, for heavens sake!"

In the other bed Ron sighed relieved.

It was only a dream! His little sister was not in bed with his best friend.

It was just another ordinary nightmare.

First thing he did when he awoke next morning was trying to tell Harry about his dream.

"Mate, you'll never guess what rubbish I dreamed this night! It was..."

But he was rudely interrupted by a beaming Harry.

"Ron! Mate! May I introduce my new girlfriend? She's absolutely lovely!

You will so much like her! Guess what she did?"

But Ron didn't hear the fairy tale Harry was about to tell him.

Having just set his eyes upon an enormous green pear, he fainted immediately.

Can't blame him for that!

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