Web head volume 9
Disclaimer: the last thing I need right now is a mouse kicking down my door for copyright.
A/N the chopper is back again! What is this world coming to? Oh well better get drunk and write…
Beep beep beep! The alarm goes off for an exhausted but still wide awake super hero the next morning. 'Man I didn't sleep at all last night. After finding out how bad this kingpin guy really is I couldn't stop thinking about how impossible this is gonna be, and I have to help Gwen launch her campaign today AND I have to show MJ around. Really makes me long for simpler times.'
When Peter descends the stairs and enters the kitchen for breakfast he finds someone else already enjoying his aunts cooking. "Hey Tiger bout time you woke up. Don't want to be late on my first day, now get over here and chow down on your aunts wheatcakes already." While walking over to the table Peter can't help but be nervous 'oh no this is not good. As if MJ didn't make me nervous enough on her own but Gwen is on her way over as she usually is and with how weird things have been between us lately this will not end well' as if on cue Gwen barges through the door mid panic about her class President campaign and as expected stopped dead in her tracks at the site of the head head in peters kitchen. "Oh hello….? And you would be…?" 'Oh yeah this is gonna be a disaster parker' MJ just started laughing "you must be the girlfriend. I'm MJ,nice to meet you" 'fewh' "Gwen. And what are you doing in my boyfriend's kitchen…?" 'Oh come on Gwen really!?' By now there is not one comfortable person standing in that kitchen. "Whoa down girl. I got out of the homewrecker business a long time ago." 'Uh oh something about Gwens face is giving me an even worse feeling about this' "I bet you have a lot of experience with that." After that MJ stood up from her chair and got right in Gwens face "hold on a second Mary sunshine I doubt you haven't wrecked a home or two in your time! Look I just moved in next door and Peter was supposed to show me around school today but maybe I should have gotten your permission first." Gwen was about to retort but thankfully aunt may reminded everyone to get to school.
After the fun walk to school Gwen went from mumbling her distaste for MJ to panicking over the fact that flash AND Michael morbius are running for class President, morbius is an arrogant science prodigy in their grade but only 13 years old from another country, not many people can stand him but he could still somehow be a problem. Peter immediately started looking around for Harry, Jessica or miles or ANYONE to help show MJ around so he could help Gwen and not be in the doghouse from either of these girls instead he found Alistair Smyth just sitting there watching everything in twisted amusement. 'Alistair is one of those know it all everyone else are just ants in my ant farm type people and I'm pretty sure his father, Spencer smyth, is the guy who built the spider slayer robots' with no way out of anything he took a stack of Gwens posters to put up while showing MJ around.
"So Pete abandoned you again huh?" Harry says out of nowhere in the hallway as Gwen was putting up her posters. "He had to show the new girl around" even if it wasn't through clenched teeth anyone could see how much it was bothering her after all she was finally starting to get things with Peter back on track then this floozy shows up. "So while you're here all alone trying to better midtown high peter's galavanting around with some other girl… why do you put up with him?" As much as Gwen often ponders the same thing there's another thing that needs light shined upon it "why are you so hellbent on me hating him?" By the fallen look on Harry's face it was obvious "Harry I do like you but as a good friend I'm sorry but I love Peter. But hey maybe you and this MJ girl can hit it off so she doesn't have to hang around Pete all the time…"
In the hallway Peter was pointing out the best path for MJ to follow from class to class while putting up Gwens flyers when MJ just had to say something about Gwen "no offense dude but miss prissy panties was kinda a bitch and you're just putting up her flyers like it's no big deal" 'no offense…? How is that even possible?! Just because you say no offense doesn't mean there's no offense!' "Look Mary Jane things have been difficult between me and gwen lately so seeing you in my kitchen this morning didn't look too good for anyone and that's before all the arguing. Please can you guys just leave eachother alone ok?"
At the end of the school day Peter and Gwen are about to walk the trip back home together with no sign of MJ when Harry walked up "the redhead said she was staying for drama club auditions or something so "the princess of priss and her whipped puppy dog" should go on without her but hey guys guess what? I got a date with Liz tonight!" Da na na na na na na na nang na na 'oh that damn ringtone! If only I could figure out how to reprogram that damn shield phone' "sorry Gwen that's jolly jonah got to take this, love you gwenjamin Franklin…? And Harry good luck tonight man!" Both teenagers were more than a little confused at the fast retreating brunette
"Eh hem uh yes Captain…?" "We need to rethink this whole kingpin mess if we're gonna have any chance at stopping him, can we meet?" Our hero agreed and immediately rushes to the midtown precienct getting Spidey footage in the process 'an alibi and a paycheck' landing on the roof as usual there waits Captain George stacy. "Ok kid the department has been tracking the kingpin for years and anytime we've gotten a lead it ends up floating in the river full of bullet holes. This is not gonna be easy but here's all we've got on him, maybe you can find something we couldn't…" as he handed him a flash drive of information his spider sense went off "Captain we're not alone!" And sure enough chief yuri wantanabee hurts through the door of the staircase to the roof gun drawn "nobody move!"
A/N duhn duhn Dunn well being reinstated as captain doesn't seem to have lasted long. gwen and MJ seem to really hate each other. Seems like Harry moved on quick. No real Spidey action here but we did get Peters new nickname for Gwen since only her mother can call her gweny pie. Man I'm so drunk and what the hell is with these policie choppers circling around all the time? Well until next time true believers.