Disclaimer: "ha ha oh boy some drunken writer is creating a story with characters I own…? Ha ha not if I can help it you little shit! Ha ha" "relax mickey I know I don't own spider-man no matter how drunk I am right now and everyone else knows it."
A/N as usual I'm pretty shitfaced AND I have to work this morning so we will see how this entire shit show goes today…
Web head volume 10
'Hey it's me again… Pete… Peter Parker… anyway it's been almost 3 weeks since chief watanabe ambushed me and Captain Stacy, he got seriously demoted like seriously demoted he's now just a beat cop I guess that's what happens when you're caught conspiring with a vigilante but he thinks there's more to it. Still no leads on the kingpin but things have been pretty quiet lately but it's probably the calm just before the storm… Harry's date with Liz Allen was apparently a complete disaster but he doesn't want to talk about it, MJ hasn't been causing any trouble lately now that she has to rehearse for the school play she got the lead, I hope we can all figure out how to coexist sooner or later. Things with me and Gwen are finally going great,her campaign is in full swing between her and flash(morbius got expelled for doing all kinds of unethical manipulate things at school) it looks like things might actually turn out ok despite the setbacks.'
Late one Friday night not long into November at the Stacy house Gwen was waiting for her mother to finish cooking dinner, working on her campaign and contemplating how to tell Peter she really doesn't like him being spider-mans videographor after all it's his fault her dad went from police Captain to beat cop. Just then she could hear the door opening to a very exhausted and very pissed off George Stacy "can you believe it?! I was a captain for over 7 years doing a great job and just like that I'm giving out parking tickets and pulling over drunks!" Gwen couldn't believe her dad was acting like this just happened out of nowhere without cause "dad you were caught working with a masked vigilante! That's why this happened! It's all his fault! And yours. Was it worth it?" As usual George is more amused by this than anything "look Gwen honey I truly believe in what he's trying to do mask or not he's on our side the least I can do is give him a hand. Isn't your boyfriend his personal paparazzi… what does he think about the web head huh…?" 'Huh…? I can't believe I never asked Peter what he thought of spider-man… it could be important to proving or hopefully disproving Pete is spider-man… I'll talk to him about it tomorrow night, hopefully it won't ruin our date night…' as the stacys finally sat down for dinner Hellen was suddenly in intense pain, it looked as if a bomb was going off in her head but it faded as suddenly as it arrived.
Meanwhile in a tall tower in the center of the city dubbed crime central the kingpin was up to his old tricks. "Spider-man has gotten comfortable again it is time to show him that things will never be calm as long as I'm the kingpin… gargan how is the suit working?" He asks over an intercom only to be caught off guard when an African American man dressed in a green armored suit with Razer sharp claws he's using to cling to the wall but most notable is the giant metal tail with a sharp blade protruding from its side. "Oh yeah mister kingpin Sir the suit is fantastic! The scorpion is ready to fulfill the contract."
The next morning in queens our hero is working tirelessly on finally protecting his spider tracers desire so that it actually works. Da da da dung da da da dung 'yep that's Gwen, oh man is it already after 11!? I promised her we would spend the whole day together. No j.j., no Harry, hopefully no Spidey stuff, and in her words absolutely no spoiled, insensitive red headed flozzy. I really hope that can stop being at each others throats I mean MJ and I live right next door and we all go to the same school so they will see eachother.'
Turns out they did manage to spend the whole day together and while sitting on the couch in Gwens living room "hey Pete what do you think of spider-man…?" 'Uh oh this is definitely a test I gotta be careful what I say…' "well Gwen I do have to follow him around to get footage and even though he can be a bit reckless and he is a vigilante I really think he's trying to help." 'Or I could say that at least I didn't say I think he's the best cause I'm actually him. Gwen looks a little frustrated…' "trying to help…? trying to help?! It's because of him my dad went from police Captain to officer, it's amazing he wasn't fired or arrested! I don't see how that helps anyone. Honestly Peter I really don't like you being that creeps video guy." Before he could respond they both got a text message saying Harry is throwing a party now so they should come. But before they could leave Gwens mother walks in on them "Oh hey you two! Don't mind me I'm just getting some aleave my head is killing me…" "don't worry Mrs. Stacy we were just heading off to Harrys. Are you ok?" But before anyone could say anything else a da na na da na na na na nanana na na na was heard throughout the room causing Peter to rush out the door promising Gwen to meet her there.
"Yes Captain" he said once he was already suited up and air born. "There's some kind of scorpion man tearing apart the rich fat cat part of town, it's probably another one of kingpins so why don't you go take care of him kid…" 'or I can stick one of my spider tracers on him and hopefully he'll lead me right to kingpin'
As he swings by he's immediately knocked out of the air by the scorpions tail, already thinking spider-man is kaput he starts to take off with a little metal bug stuck on the tip of his tail. "Gargon you fool! He's stuck a tracking device on you stop heading this way immediately! That signal can be flipped… what do you say we track our web headed foe and melt the flesh right off his bones."
Peter finally made it to Harry's party only to see Gwen and MJ in eachothers faces "for the last time sugar thong I have no interest in Peter. I have no interest in ruining your relationship with Peter so just stay out of my face already I'm trying to write a song here!" That got Gwens attention "wait you write music…? I'm a drummer in band but something about it is off, it never really felt right…" a genuine smile from MJ towards Gwen there we go progress "no that is one thing we can agree on girl, school bands never do music justice but maybe we could… I know it sounds nuts but maybe it can help us not hate eachother plus I could use a drummer. Think about sweet cheeks." And with that she got up and just walked away on to the dance floor like nothing happened.
Peter made his way over to the blonde "hey gweny bear traffic sorry I'm late traffic was a nightmare…" Gwen got a bit of a crinkle in her forehead and she was definitely pouting "Well I guess that's better than gwenjamin Franklin. you sure you weren't late because you had to film that red and blue creep getting his ass kicked by a giant scorpion… if you have to film that guy please don't lie to me about it." Apologies were made and they made their way to the dance floor and were about to finally kiss. Despite their non specific relationship starting over the summer and them being exclusively together for over a month they have yet to actually kiss, only close calls from many interruptions but this time it looked like it was finally gonna happen… and then the scorpion smashed through the skylight. After a frantic evacuation got everyone but Harry and Peter out, Gwen got separated from Peter during the commotion but made it out safely, scorpion zeroed in on Peter because of the tracers GPS locater in his pocket. "Well well isn't this interesting spider-man is nothing more than a pathetic high school kid… that info could go for big bucks, lucky for you no one's paying for that. Yet…." He then takes a swing at him but Peter avoids it jumping out of the way and on to the wall, right in clear view of Harry… when scorpion lunges towards Harry Peter jumps down webbing the green armored mercenary and throwing him clear out the window, spider tracer sitting on the floor in the middle of the room.
'Uh oh Harry saw everything! Harry knows who I am! This is bad really really bad!' "Peter you're… you're spider-man…?! That's amazing! They really should call you the amazing Spider-Man you know. Don't you worry bro I'm not gonna tell no one and I'll cover for you whenever you need me but I think you really should tell Gwen…" "thanks Harry but I can't tell her. She wasn't exactly spider-mans biggest fan to begin with and now my recklessness got her dad seriously demoted. She can never know the truth." Harry just shrugged his shoulders as if this is a normal conversation for him "eh if you say so buddy. I'm with you whatever you choose to do. This is so awesome my best bud's a superhero!" "Harry! On the down low remember" "right sorry no problem."
Outside the Osborn estate the cops, including one George Stacy, have arrived on the scene. Peter and Harry rendezvous with the other guests just in time to see George embracing his daughter when chief yuri wantanabee approaches "I'm sorry George this isn't easy for me. Despite the shit you've put me through I've always thought you were a good cop but you are under arrest for taking bribes from weapons traffickers and conspiracy to take control of oscorp." As fellow officers are handcuffing him George is outraged "this is ridiculous! I've never done any of that it's a set up! Yuri it's a set up it's the kingpin! Yuri it's the kingpin!" He continues to scream as he is shoved in the back of the police car. As if things couldn't get any worse for the Stacy family just as Peter made it Gwen to try and comfort her, Gwens phone rang and what she was told had her really break down. "Oh my god peter…. That was the hospital. My mother…. My mom collapsed. She… she has a brain tumor….."
A/N Wow this was not an easy chapter for Gwen now was it… George has been framed and is now on his way to jail, hellen has a brain tumor and is sitting in,a hospital bed unconscious. Scorpion knows what spider-man looks like… that will definitely come back to bite Pete in his spider ass as soon as someone is willing to pay arm and leg for it. Oh and Harry now knows the truth… this could really help or really be a disaster… tune in next time true believers for I need to sober up and sleep because I have to work in only a few hours or so.