Disclaimer: I'm not a mouse or big white letters in front of a red background. At least not as far as I know….
A/N: I'm actually not drunk right now since I'm currently out of booze but since I used to write all the time sober why not give it a try..?
Web head volume 13
Later that same night or early the next morning depending on your perspective the man known as flint Marco is is stuck in high tech restraints in the middle of a rundown laboratory when suddenly the restraints start glowing with energy as the manic cackling of the mysterious man who flint encountered was heard.
By the time school had started that morning Peter is doing anything he can to convince gwen that he can still be there for her AND how much he loves her when suddenly the speakers from the classrooms erupt with an announcement courtesy of midtown's principal. "Attention students the votes are in for your senior class and junior class presidents. Your junior president is marine bench. Your senior president is gwen stacy. There will be an assembly next week before Thanksgiving…" everyone basically tuned out his rambling at that point. "Wow gwen great job! (She's just glaring at him) ok look I know I've been a flake but I WILL go with you to check on your mom after school today. Ok?" A desperate teenage super hero pleas but she just starts walking away with her back to him. "I'll be there gwen d-..." But before he could finish his 'aracnophone' goes off with gwen having left by then.
"Wow flash now what I mean this is the first time you've lost the class presidency…" Liz Allen asked now very interested in the football star. "Yeah it didn't go right but no big deal, I'm thinking about the military though. Soldiers are heroes right so if I'm one I can be like Spidey…" flash is one of the few people who are blatantly open about how much he likes the outlawed vigilante but not many people understand it.
"Hello captain. What's up?" Our hero asked while crouching in a stall of his schools bathroom. "Remember flint Marco? Small time crook you've taken down about a dozen times…? Well he just robbed a bank and is fleeing through central park but well…. He's not just a crook anymore." "I'm on it Captain." " Whoa hold up kid he's got-..." But pete already hung up on dewolff before she could tell him what she needed to.
In central park a chunky man with dark long hair greying, and scruffy beard, and one of those old 1920s type hats has walked up to someone else in the park. "Hey mustache what's up? Hey don't I know you? Yeah we met at the cat party, I was the guy with a cat dangling from my mouth…." But whatever nonsense this was got interrupted when an agitated flint Marco ran through them carrying a large sack of his stolen money. With Spidey not far behind from the sky's.
At the same time in the hospital the doctors are reiterating helens situation to her. "The tumor is completely operable. we have you scheduled for surgery in a few days don't you worry helen we'll get you all fixed up as good as new" before leaving the room right as gwen and MJ walk in. "Hey there's my gweny pie! Don't you worry sweetie I'm gonna be fine, and who is this here…?" Helen greated while indicating mary jane. Eager and while putting on her best behavior MJ introduced herself to the mother of her newfound friend.
"Ok Marco that's enough! Not only did you robbed a bank, not only have you wasted my time chasing you down but you also ruined a perfectly good bit on impractical jokers and THAT is where I draw the line!" Spidey declared as he finally landed right in front of the emerald coated criminal only to majorly caught off guard when flint turns his hand into a giant solid sand hammer crashing right into the old web heads face before he blows away like dust in the wind, of course leaving behind the large sack of cash much to the confusion of our web slinging hero and anyone else nearby.
As gwen, MJ and helen are practically having a party in her hospital room Peter trotts in with a black eye no less, MJ and Gwens discussion about actually forming their own band is completely holted by the young parkers arrival. "Hey Peter is that you? Well come in here I…. Hohn what happened to your eye?" The sickly mother asked with such maternal concern. "It's nothing Mrs. Stacy, how are you feeling?" As he stalks into the room. "Well my head is throbbing and I feel nauseated but seeing all of you and knowing this will be gone in a few days I think I can manage.(suddenly turning her attention to MJ and mostly gwen) why don't you girls and Peter go get something to eat, I'll be fine I think I'm gonna rest for a while." Once they were in the waiting room and the shock of seeing gwen and MJ as friends wore off pete could see gwen was about to break down and this time he was here this time he would do something about it. "hey gwen it's ok your mom is in good hands, she's gonna be fine gwen d-..." But once again he was cut off "don't worry?! Peter how can I not worry when my mother is about to have brain surgery in a couple days while my father still sits in prison for something he didn't do!? Anything can go wrong and you're never there for me!" She screams out in tears practically sobbing as she sits in a seat of the waiting room next to Peter, MJ standing over them her presence seemingly forgotten. "I'm here now gwen. I'm right here" the young super hero states comfortingly as gwen cries in his arms. "I should be going guys… later tiger, talk later 'gwendy' " MJ says as she waves goodbye behind her as she goes to exit the hospital.
Several hours later at the prison holding cell containing the former police captain the bug shaped gizmo given to him starts beeping before our hero's voice broadcasts through it. "Hello captain. How are you" clearly annoyed "well I'm still sitting in a cell instead of at home with my family (His tone and entire demeanor changes) how is my family?" "Your wife is going to have surgery in a few days, she should be fine. Your daughters hanging in there the best she can." "That's my gweny. she's a survivor." "Don't worry captain I'm gonna get you out of this and back to your family. I'm gonna take down kingpin." "That's great kid but listen we've got a problem. kingpin didn't frame me, someone else put me here"
A/N it's been a long time since I wrote anything without alcohol in my system so hopefully this was ok. I also don't own impractical jokers or Brian Quinn either obviously. Until next time true believers