Chapter 2:Shoreleave denied

"Captains log star date 48922.3, the Borg have denied our request too take shore leave which has seriously seem to have pissed the rest of the crew off."

(Chakotay walked in the ready room and washed her mouth out with soap.) "Bad Janeway, bad!"(He yelled showing no sign of remorse.)

"Dismissed." (Janeway said in her stern but cold voice.)

"Eye Captain." (He said with a puppy dog face.)

(He walked out of the room as if he had been demoted to crewman.)

"Janeway to Neelix."

"Neelix here Captain."

"Mr. Neelix get out of my personnel dining room now."

"But Captain you said that we could use it for a mess hall."

"Request denied." (The Captain said for the thousandth time.)

"Captain to Lieutenant Tuvok."

"Tuvok here."

"Place Mr. Neelix in the brig."

(Tuvok almost smiled.)"With pleasure."

(The captain smiled, laughed, cried, and then punched the wall.)

(In the background Chakotay is heard screaming in pain.)

"Owww my penis hurts so bad."

(The Captain walked onto the bridge.)

"Beam Mr. Tuvok to sickbay."

"But what about me." Chakotay asked

(Janeway replied.)"Go to Hell." (She replied in her usual go to hell voice.)

Chakotay sighed, "could this day get any worse."

"Be' Lanna to the bridge, we have no life support in commander Chakotay's quarters."

"Acknowledged."

(The captain pauses as a thought crosses her mind.) "Chakotay confine yourself in you're quarters that's an order."

(Chakotay nods his head, spits on her and storms off to his quarters where he will die a horrible and painful death.)

"Tuvok to Captain Janeway, what do you want me to do about Neelix?"

(The Captain paused for a minute, not for a second or two but an entire minute, in fact if she had not wasted

that one minute the crew would have been home one minute early.)

"I forgot that the captain had the helm oh and by the way no shit."

(I could erase you from this story Tom ...I could.)

"My bad I didn't realize that you had fans."

(You're out, now were was I.)

"Back by popular demand its...Captain Proton as... Lieutenant Tom Paris."

(There is no way you could pull this off.)

"I just can't do it Captain I just don't have the power."

(Anyway were where we.. oh yes, the Captain paused for a minute, a whole minute.)

"Off with his head." She ordered.

(Why do so many people have to die.)