Disclaimer: Spiderman and all associated characters were gobbled up by a mouse so I don't make a dime here.
A/N well I'm sober so here you go I guess….
Webhead volume 14
'well it's been a few days helens surgery seems a complete success and she's in recovery, things with me and gwen have been going pretty good and hey her and MJ and suddenly friends now! Still haven't had much luck stopping sandman, he pops up he kicks my ass then he leaves without his loot. How did Marco become a living beach anyway? Kingpin or maybe this other guy who framed george..? Guess I'll have to worry about it later, I'm late for meeting up with gwen.'
Peter arrived early that Saturday afternoon to the hospital as helen stacy is being released having made a full recovery from the surgery. Besides just gwen being there he was also face to face with MJ, harry, jessica, miles and even ganke, as soon as they all noticed him harry went over whispering much to Gwens notice. "Hey Pete what kept you buddy? Spider stuff?" But the guilty look on peter's face didn't exactly fit "actually har this time I just overslept…." "I still think you should tell her, she'll probably find out eventually and what happens then huh?" 'what's with that glint in your eye pal? Still Harry has a point… gwen will probably find out eventually and how will she feel then? No! What am I doing? I can't tell gwen I'm Spider-Man she hates the ol webhead if she knew it was me she'd just hate peter, plus it would put her in WAY too much danger.'
Meanwhile MJ and Gwen are having their own private discussion "I'm telling you girl we would be an absolutely killer band." Mj remarked with glowing passion but gwen seemed more than a little hesitant "eehhh… I don't know MJ just drumming along to all the same old music year after year is one thing but performing our own stuff…. Besides I'm just a drummer and you sing and play a little guitar right? (A nod of agreement from the red head) so I think we'd need a few more people…" but rather than deter MJ she mearly took it as a challenge to complete. "Well then figure out who the right people are after all when it comes to midtown's musicians you're the expert here not me" before Peter, having finished his conversation with harry and his coinciding mental mental debate, approached the two ladies while the rest of the group lightly talked amongst themselves. "Hey gwen how's your…." But mj lightly cut him off "don't you mean gwendy…? (With the confused looks on both their faces she continued) I've heard you say gwendy like 2 or 3 times dude, it's actually kinda adorable.." 'whoa wait a minute what's with the somber look mj has…? Wait gwendy..? Did I really say that?' something just suddenly clicks "oh! You mean every time I was about to say gwen don't worry but she kept cutting me off? 'ah you idiot! Why'd you say that?! Are you trying to piss your girlfriend off!?' but for some reason she looked more amused than anything "what I had to find some way to get you to stop calling me gweny pie, gweny bear, or gwenjamin franklin (before she could no longer contain her giggles) the first one is ONLY to be used by my mom and I mean it, the second one makes me sound like a baby! And the last one is just ridiculous. In all seriousness I actually kinda like gwendy." Peter couldn't stop smiling because not only was gwen acting more like her old upbeat self again but he also finally had a cute nickname for her for him and him alone to use.
Just as the group was wheeling helen out into the hospital parking lot 4 police cars sped by with their sirens wailing. "Cover me" Peter whispered to harry before taking off. "Hey Pete whatduya say we go out tomorrow instead of just sitting around cooped u-..." Gwen was asking but not only lost her train of thought crashed into a dozen others before driving it off a bridge and setting off dynamite inside it. Everyone felt very awkward and uncomfortable even helen "ok fine then! If you're busy doing something else Peter parker than I guess I figure something else out for me to do! (She yelled out to the empty spot Peter stood moments ago) mj! How about we hold some base auditions tomorrow?" "Down for that girl, we're gonna rock"
By the time Spidey caught up with the cops he could see just why 4 cop cars were in such a rush, the nicest section of the city was being looted simultaneously by a sand storm but there was also a strange needy eyed, balding man running down the street in his underwear… 'hey that's murr, ah wait a minute right sandman…. Dammit that's two impractical jokers bits Marco has ruined! Oh it's game on now!' but as soon as the wall crawler landed in front of him Marco look worried and conflicted "I'm not supposed to kill you but oh boy do I want to, lucky for you bug that my new boss is so freaky" "your new boss? Kingpin?" "Who?" Replied the silicone particled man 'well that answered that question, NOT kingpin ladies and gentlemen.' "if not kingpin then who!" The crime fighter down right demanded to know "you can call him boss green if you want. You'll meet him when he's ready for it but for now (nothing like a rock hard sand hammer to the face to top off the day) so long chump!" 'oh no not this time' recovering quickly Spidey shot a spider tracer into sandmans fleeing cloud of sand, once again leaving all his loot behind. Unfortunately since his was little more than blowing dust all it did was land randomly in the street.
Around the same time at the stacy home gwen has been watching over her mother when she decides "hey Mom I'm gonna go see dad, you gonna be ok?" Clearly helen didn't like the idea of her only daughter, her only child since Gwen's younger brother died in childbirth, going to visit a prison even if it was to see george. "If you insist on visiting your father than perhaps bring Peter with you gweny pie…" she suggested with concern to her daughter. "He's probably busy filming Spider-Man, that webbed creep is probably the reason dad's in jail to begin with" things didn't go so well for george, it was actually record breaking how fast the jury came to the verdict of guilty. He's gonna be in prison for a while now. Gwen's mother couldn't fathom how her daughter could believe that "gwen sweetheart, Spider-Man may be a vigilante but he doesn't go around destroying innocent people's lives. Your father was working with him so he can't be all bad…." Regardless of whether or not helens words resonated with gwen the young blonde genius picked up the car keys to go off and visit her imprisoned father.
As Spider-Man stood there watching and wondering why sandman keeps leaving his stolen goods behind, and who this boss green is of course I mean that goes without saying an officer he recognizes as jefferson davis, miles father, is pointing his gun right at the masked crusaders head but suddenly he just holsters it. "Ah I know you're one of the good guys Spider-Man, you better go before the chief gets here though." And just like that he was off, on his way to submit his Spidey action footage to jolly johna for his measly little paycheck.
Later at night when he was in the comforts of his own old and frankly very messy bedroom Peter contacted george. "Hello captain. The person who framed you is doing the same thing kingpin was, mass producing super villains." "Great like kingpin wasn't a big enough problem. This guy have a name kid?" "So far the best I got is boss green but it came flint the sandman Marco so it's probably just bull" "green huh? You really do fight a lot of green guys don't you son…?" "Haha right? That's what I've been saying! What's up with that captain? (But then he pulled a 180) your wife was released today, she and your daughter are doing better. I'll watch over them for you but I swear I swear to you that I'm gonna get you out of there, I WILL get you back home sir." But after that captain dewolff called. "Yes captain…?" " You know what my guys found at the scene of marco's rampage today…. Some kind of spider shaped tracker and I thought no way Spider-Man would actually try to stick s tracer on a guy made of sand and also just leave it laying there when it went through sandmans sand." "I'm sorry captain I wasn't thinking, it's been a rough day and Marco trashed another impractical jokers bit and I just got so made and…." But he's interrupted as usual "did you say he ruined impractical jokers?! I love that show. Auh nevermind you can't be so reckless, you're just lucky I got ahold of it before the chief could. I need to go, reports to fill out kid" after she hung up all he could do is contemplate to himself
'she seems pretty mad.. but I can't blame her after all here she is sticking her neck out for me when it already cost george so much and what do I do? I don't stop the bad guy, I don't make keep people and comedy shows safe and I leave big evidence just laying around that she has to get ahold of risking herself even more. Damn I suck at this! And what about gwen? She's gonna think I'm just gonna keep abandoning her again and again. she might start getting suspicious again, there's only so long you can keep that keen scientific mind and those sharp detective skills of hers in check. She CAN'T find out who I am especially without me telling her.' and just like that he fell asleep from his complete and utter exhaustion.
A/N maybe it's just me but I feel like I write this story better when drunk…. I also seem to have the unavoidable need to give the impractical jokers Cameos when sober I don't know….? They're so linked to new York and so is Spider-Man I guess… until next time true believers.