I do not own Highschool DXD or any other referenced franchise, only my own OCs.
{Thoughts}
"Speech"
Character Sheet / System Text
"Tvs, Radios, Texts, and newspapers…"
(Disclaimers)
*Onomatopoeia*
Small Disclaimer! This story will not be centered around an isekai'd dude going through DXD and making a harem that would make Solomon himself proud. Instead, a select group of DXD characters will be plucked from DXD and isekai'd into a generic fantasy world as we watch those characters do fuck all. This is a small thing I wanted to do for a while that I'm doing to appease my boredom. You're free to write a review with criticism, but I do not promise anything.
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A large pop-up window appears in the sky, akin to a computer pop-up. This screen is shown in many influential supernatural hubs including The Underworld, Kyoto, Asgard, Vatican City, and many others.
Several influential and powerful figures of the supernatural look on in confusion and amusement as the panel slowly loads, going from 0% to 99%.
[99%... Loaded.]
[Operation I.N.D has been issued, preparations commencing.]
[Expected completion time… 7 days.]
[Assessment of world's occupants commencing…]
[...0.01% Completed…]
[...0.02% Completed…]
[...]
[Sirzechs Lucifer POV, Gremory Manor.]
"Well, this is worrying…" My fellow satan, super genius, and best friend Ajuka Beelzebub spoke up, scaring me into almost shitting my pants.
Or destroying them, either result would get Grafiya to ground me for a month into only doing paperwork.
Imagine that? A month without seeing my sweet Ria-tan and little Millicas… Torture! It would be hell itself! Literally and Figuratively too…
"I cannot observe the nature of this… thing. I cannot even register its existence with my magic, as if it simply does not exist." My best friend continues, snapping me out of my depressed stupor.
"Well… I'm guessing that means you don't know what it's doing…?" I ask, stupidly.
"No. I am unable to even analyze it more than whatever your eyes could already pick up. It's a giant floating screen that is loading something. That is as far as I can tell you." Ajuka answered my stupid question, as usual, sounding as neutral and indifferent as ever.
Only I know that he is secretly speaking condescendingly!
"I see. Well… Let's hope that it's not anything bad and pray for the best. Though I'm unsure about the praying part…" I once again respond with extreme intelligence honeyed in every word that comes out of my mouth.
"Very well. I shall continue attempting to analyze this panel and will contact you if I find anything." Damn you! I know you're making fun of me inside of that giant brain of yours.
"Thanks, Ajuka, I owe you one… again. I'll see you later." I clasp him on the shoulder as he firmly nods and teleports away with his pre-prepared magic circle.
I take a deep sigh as I begin contemplating my current biggest plight.
…
"Where the heck is my Ria-tan?"
[All-Father Odin POV, Asgard.]
"Are you well, Odin-sama?" My bodyguard and professional virgin Rossweisse asks me as I stare at the floating panel.
"Odin-sama, did you just think something rude?" Ah yes, the famous women's intuition. Sometimes even more ridiculous than the wisdom I attained by sacrificing my eye and hanging myself off my spear.
"Of course not! How could this poor old man do something of that sort?" I retort as I take my eyes… eye away from the mysterious screen.
"Odin-sama, this poor old man is the most perverted old man in existence, I'm sure that you can do many things of that sort." I see her glare at me with exasperation. Ah~, the youth and their delusions of maturity. If only she understood the joys of the woman's body.
"Yes yes, I apologize little Rossweisse. I was merely thinking about the new addition to the supernatural, that is the screen above." I gesture to the screen above me as Rossweisse takes the bait and the change of subject, now looking in contemplation.
"Odin-sama… Are you aware of what it could be? It has been reported to have appeared in many of the other cities of the supernatural, which means that it should not be something done by a faction… Right?" She hesitantly asks.
"I have no idea."
"I see… that's unders- Huh? You don't know?" She realizes what I said quickly and looks at me in shock.
"Of course not! What, do you expect me to know every single phenomenon that happens to the world and understand it right away? I'm extremely wise, not omniscient." I scoff as I defend myself. Who gave such a delusion? I know a lot, not everything.
"I… I see. Very well then. We shall await for it to finish loading and hope that it is not a threat to Asgard." Rossweisse nods to herself reassuringly.
"Yes yes. Whatever." I quickly try to sneak toward the nearest bar in the vicinity while Rossweisse is still reassuring herself.
"Indeed… By the way, Odin-Sama… Wait, Odin-sama?!" Rossweisse looked around to find me, but I was already long gone!
"Damn it! Odin-Sama!"
[Youkai Leader Yasaka POV, Kyoto.]
"Any news yet?" I ask with worry as a tengu kneels before me.
"No, lady Yasaka. None of the nearby factions know anything about the floating screen and all of our yokai are unable to sense it with our senjutsu. It literally does not exist according to them." He answers me with news that only worsens my worry.
"I see. Prepare all nearby Youkai and have them ready for anything in a week at most." I order with a straight face, not showing anything on my face as the Tengu rises and bows briefly before leaving the room.
Once he was gone from the room and shut the door behind him, I bit my thumb in frustration with a frown and contemplated all of the current problems I'm facing at the moment.
There had been rumors of people moving through my territory illegally with unknown intentions and a few of our scouts were missing without a trace in the last few months.
Adding on to that, a screen suddenly appears right above Kyoto, blind sighting all of the youkai and sending them into a panic due to being unsensable with Senjutsu.
And lastly, my Kunou is entering her rebellious phase! She no longer wants to give hugs to her mother or tell her how her day is going. This is unacceptable.
I sigh deeply as my hands rub my temples, hoping to relieve some stress but ultimately failing.
Being a leader and a mother is too much work for one person.
Hopefully some good news will appear soon…
[Archangel Michael POV, Heaven.]
"Brother, you cannot expect yourself to know what that screen is if no one else in the world knows." My dear sister Gabriel scolds me as I tiredly stare at the screen.
"Father would've known. I'm sure he would've." I tiredly retort, leading my sister to frown.
That may have hurt me a little bit inside…
"Well, even if he… would have." She stops for a second to sadly stare at the empty throne of father. "He also would have not wanted you to beat yourself over this since you have no way to identify this thing!" She decisively states, crossing her arms.
I take a deep sigh as I turn towards her, watching her glare at me as if begging for me to argue.
"Very well, I shall stop stressing myself out and instead go back to watching over the system." I attempt to leave before Gabriel forces me to rest, but am stopped by an unexpected guest.
"No, Michael. You will rest. Gabriel told me that you were blaming yourself for something stupid and not sleeping properly, so I'm here to make sure that you get the rest you need." Raphael appears out of nowhere, frowning while staring at me.
"I and the other archangels will watch over the system. You can rest for now." Gabriel states firmly as she drags me away from the system and to my room.
"Fine…" I concede as I let myself be dragged and watch as Raphael sighs deeply in relief.
"Good grief…"
[12-Winged Fallen Azazel, Grigori HQ.]
You know, I was having a really good day.
I made a small step toward my research in sacred gears, I finished all of my urgent paperwork, and I had a… pleasurable night planned ahead of me.
Now, I'm forced to stand in the freezing cold as Penemue yells at me to figure out what the floating screen in the air is.
How the hell am I supposed to know what it is? I'm a researcher, not a miracle worker. That's my father!
"Valiiiiiii!" I scream for my adopted son.
"What the hell do you want old man?" His annoyed voice greets me as he materializes next to me.
"Oh nice, when did you get here?" I obnoxiously say with a smirk as I watch him tick in anger.
"Tell me what you want already you bastard!" He yells at me as I laugh.
"You should relax a little Vali, if you keep acting like this you'll never find yourself a girlfriend. At this, you may even become a great sage because no woman wants to come near you." I helpfully inform him with 'concern' as I watch him barely suppress his anger.
He takes a deep breath as he begins repeatedly counting from 1 to 10 while glaring at me.
"Just tell me what you want already so I can go back to training." He eventually spits out, still glaring at me.
"Sure sure Vali-chan." I comment with amusement as his glare intensifies.
"Tell me all of the news about this thing going around right now." My face turns serious as I order him, watching his face finally turn serious as well, albeit still donning a nasty glare much to my inner amusement.
"No one has any clue what this thing is. Everyone is either panicking about its appearance or dismissing it as something meaningless. The screen itself suddenly appeared at a random time and began saying some weird stuff like 'Operation I.N.D. Commencing' or 'Assessment of world's occupants commencing'. Some people are saying it's a prank by someone, but all of the people that we know are capable of something like this are all claiming to have no clue what it is." He dutifully reports… or would have, if his voice wasn't annoyed the entire time and still glaring at me.
"I see… I guess I'll begin trying to figure out what this thing is. Might as well do this instead of whatever paperwork Penemue would try to force me to do." I tilt my head to the right as a satisfying *crack* ensues and a silent "Oh yeah~" from me leads me back into my lab.
Vali stares at the screen for a second before grunting and going back to his training room.
[? ? POV, ?]
"What in the fuckity fuck fuck fuck is this? Where the fuckity fuck am I?" I swear loudly as I jump out of the chair I was in and begin staring at everything around me intensely.
Everything around is void, with nothing else nearby except me and this chair. The atmosphere is… cold. The terrible cold too, like the one people feel in horror stories.
"Alright bro, Michael Myers, IT, Jigsaw, whoever the fuck is out here. Get your ass out! I'm boutta throw these hands so hard your ass gonna be grass." I threaten as I keep turning around.
Suddenly, the void begins twisting and turning, making me panic as I jump back and stand on the chair.
"I WAS JOKING STOP STOP GO BACK ILL DO YOUR PUZZLE BRO GO FUCK OFF." I scream as the void continues twisting and turning.
The void eventually settles and reveals a TV, and on the TV the words written are…
[Do you want to play a game?]
I screamed.
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[1 Week Timeskip, Author POV (yes hi).]
The percentage on the screen is currently 99.86% and all of the supernatural factions have gathered around to watch what will happen.
Most of the faction leaders are currently staring at the screen worriedly (except Odin lmao), hoping that nothing bad will come out from this thing.
[100%... Assessment completed.]
[5 Individuals chosen from this world… 1 external individual chosen due to %$ #'s request.]
[Teleporting chosen individuals… Complete.]
[Changing system's viewing mode… Complete.]
[...]
In front of everyone watching, a group of distraught teenagers suddenly materialize in front of the screen.
The teenagers include a red-headed beauty in a school uniform with blue eyes currently sitting on the ground groaning, a silver-haired young woman with aqua-colored eyes currently aiming a magical circle at another person, a blonde girl with fox ears and fox tails on the ground in seiza position with a shocked expression, a girl with short blue hair holding a sword and aiming it at the entire group with a serious expression, a silver-haired boy in his late teens currently looking visibly annoyed at the silver-haired girl aiming a magic circle at him, and a bleached white-haired teenage boy currently screaming at the top of his lungs.
[The group's POV, ?]
"Oh thank fuck. I don't know who got me out of the void but whoever it is: I love you." The white-haired boy exclaims as he stops screaming, leading the other 5 to look at him weirdly.
"I shall pray to the lord for your sanity. I do not know what exactly is wrong with your head, but god is merciful and shall hopefully fix you." The blue-haired girl suddenly drops her sword and begins praying, causing the redhead and the silver-haired boy to wince, the latter being less perceptible.
The white-haired boy turns towards the person who spoke to him before staring at them dumbly. "What kind of kinky cosplay are you into for you to dress up in something so skin-tight and then begin praying to god as if you aren't committing at least 30 sins wearing that." The silver-haired boy winces again before snorting while the redhead puts a hand on her mouth to stop herself from laughing.
The blue-haired girl looks shocked momentarily before visibly getting angry and stepping forward toward whitey, getting interrupted halfway through.
"Hold on, who the hel-" She stops and coughs in her fist. "Who are all of you?"
"Great question!" Whitey says as he scratches his head. "What kind of shitty fanfic is this where I don't even remember my own name? Author, I demand a refund and an op power." Everyone looks at Whitey as if he's speaking gibberish.
[A/N:... )'; kay…]
[Introducing the individuals chosen for Operation I.N.D.]
[Representing the Devils: Princess of Destruction, Rias Gremory.]
[Representing the Norse: Lone Rose Valkyrie, Rossweisse.]
[Representing the Youkai: 9-Tailed Princess, Kunou.]
[Representing Heaven & The Church: Durandal Wielder, Xenovia Quarta.]
[Representing Grigori & Dragons: White Dragon Emperor, Vali Lucifer.]
[Representing $#%#$% & # $*! #!#: #$%#$%#, $#%#$%#.]
"Really? Not even the system knows my name? Then who the fuck knows my name?" Whitey screams in despair as the others look towards him, some in pity, others in indifference, and one in anger.
"You are a Lucifer?!" Rias screams in shock while pointing toward Vali as he frowns and doesn't respond.
"How dare you speak of god that way. These are combat outfits made for the holy exorcists and are made with comfort and maneuverability in mind." Xenovia spits out towards Whitey as she glares fiercely with her sword drawn.
"Oh shit, the cosplayer's going on strike! I didn't say shit about your god lady go away!" Whitey runs behind Vali and Rias as they look at him with twitching eyebrows.
"What in Odin's name…" Rossweisse stares at the scene in shock, unable to comprehend the situation enough so that she can stay professional as usual.
"You dare stand behind devils for defense? I will show you repentance and cleanse you of all of your sins." Xenovia lunges at where Whitey is and slashes, but her sword hits air a meter away from them.
"?" Both Vali and Xenovia are shocked before they see a pop-up appear.
[Friendly fire is not activated.]
[Friendly fire is not activated.]
Vali had prepared to strike at Xenovia's blindspot when she recklessly charged at him using his honed combat ability but was blocked by the same force as her.
"Friendly… Fire?" Kunou mutters as she reads the screen.
"Haha! Take that loser! We're in the same party, can't hit me miss cosplayer!" Whitey is celebrating from behind Vali as he blows a raspberry at Xenovia.
"Do you know what this friendly fire is, err…" Rias tries to ask Whitey, but realizes that she doesn't know any name she can call him.
"My name is going to be… Rimuru Tempest! No… Anos Voldigoad! Uhh… Amos Tempest? Sure, we got two multiversals, and apparently I have white hair now so that basically means I solo the verse." 'Amos' grabs at his white hair that he apparently just noticed as he decides his name.
[Name has been changed to 'Amos Tempest'. Please check your status.]
"Holy shit I have a system? So not only do I have the name of two multiversals, but I also have white hair AND a system? Oh my god, Nasuverse I'm coming! Wait for me my UmU goddess Nero!" Amos screams out in excitement as he reads the pop-up.
"What…? What does white hair have to do with anything?" Rossweisse comments as she glances at her own hair, silver, borderline white.
"Why everything of course! White-haired characters are the most powerful in existence. I mean, we got the Gojo Satoru, MUI Goku, all of the angels in DBS, Toshiro, Kakashi… Uhhhhh the elf guy with light magic from Black Clover. Actually, wait he's kinda weak, he got clapped by Julius but to be fair Julius is strong as fuck. Time magic go brrrr." Amos proudly states as he nods to himself, letting out an UmU with every nod.
Everyone stares at him with incomprehensible looks, unable to respond.
"Aight but why is everyone here dressed up like they're going to Anime Expo together? I mean… We got a redheaded schoolgirl with a skirt that's begging for a gust of wind to pass through here, a generic valkyrie armored girl, Miko priestess- WAIT ARE THOSE FOX EARS AND TAILS MOVING? Holy shit. Real-life foxgirl. I approve. I just wanna say, when I am asked if I like fox girls or catgirls more, I always say fox girls 100% of the time, consider me a simp my lady." He tips his non-existent fedora as Kunou looks on with shock and confusion and he continues. "We got emo and cool over here, probably got a sad backstory and something sealed inside of you, dontcha? Yep yep, and finally, well… Living breathing sin that prays to god." He takes a deep breath after all of that and pats himself on the back.
Everyone is now either staring at him in horror, anger, or mild amusement.
"I'm the comedic relief character aren't I?" Amos asks as he stares toward the sky.
[A/N: Yeeeeeeeep….]
"Wait, you watch anime too?" Rias snaps out of her stupor as she looks at him excitedly.
"I'm sorry, did you just ask if I watch anime? Lady, I LIVE on anime. You cannot ask me about a single mainstream or popular anime without me knowing everything about it, even the lesser popular ones are within my grasp. Though there is one anime that I didn't watch for reasons. It was called something like highschool uhh… uhm… Highschool…? Why can't I remember this? I can remember all of the other animes…" Amos looks down in deep contemplation, betraying his earlier enthusiastic and upbeat persona.
Rias nods happily, not caring about that last part as she only cares about finding another Japanophile.
Rossweisse looks aghast at being called a generic valkyrie. Xenovia is still seething at the comment about her outfit. Vali is amused by the mentally ill guy. Kunou is confused and slightly flattered at the praise she got for being a fox girl.
Suddenly, another screen appears.
[First encounter commencing soon…]
[Prepare for battle!]
Everyone stares at it in shock (minus Amos). Then turns to the clown himself.
"Oi, you, explain what you know about this friendly fire stuff already, apparently we're about to have a battle." Vali orders as he smirks, hoping for a challenge.
"It's just as it sounds, we're in the same party, we can't hit each other." Amos non-committedly answers as he continues touching air as if pressing on something that no one else can see. Little did they know, that's exactly what's happening.
"Yes… and what does being in the same party mean exactly?" Rossweisse asks hesitantly as she watches the crazy man press on air as if there's something there.
"It means we're in the same 'group', we're an adventuring party, we're a squad, anyways I name the party 'Amos and Friends!'." Amos once again answers as he shouts at the sky.
[Party name has been changed to 'Amos and Friends!']
"Awesome." He smirks.
"What! No! Give us a cooler name. What the hell is that?" Rias yells at Amos as she reads the name.
"Fiiiiine! Hmmm… Avengers? Justice League? Nah I'm getting anime vibes so I gotta get something from there. Uhhh Strawhat pirates? Naw I ain't joyboy. Aight wassup Makarov, change the name to Fairytail!" He contemplates a few names before deciding on ripping off the anime… Fairytail!
[Party name has been changed to "Fairytail'.]
"Fairytail…? Do fairies even have tails?" Kunou asks innocently.
"I don't know, do fairies even exist? Nobody knows for certain. And thus this party is like them! An eternal mystery, an eternal adventure!" He exclaims in enthusiasm with his arms extended up, ripping off Hiro Mashima even more as Rias raises her arms as well, seemingly satisfied with the name.
"Fairytail… an eternal adventure… Very well. It's an acceptable name." Vali contemplates, feeling that the name reminds him of his childhood dreams of adventuring before his father… He grits his teeth.
"An eternal mystery…? An eternal adventure…? I guess that sounds nice." Kunou looks thoughtful before nodding and giving a small smile.
"An eternal mystery… That's kind of romantic…" Rossweisse mutters lowly before snapping out of it. "I approve!" She yells out.
"Whatever. I don't care about the name anyway." Xenovia says that while turning away, not wanting to admit that she liked the name as she also was reminded of her childhood.
"Alright! Prepare for combat, Fairytail!" Amos exclaims happily! Knowing full well that he has no idea how to fight professionally.
[Battle commencing.]
[Tutorial Fight]
Out of the woods that surrounded the group came a group of two dozen giant boars, all of them charging toward the group.
Out of the 24 boars, 21 of them seemed to be 2 meters tall more or less, and brown in color.
At the very back, 2 of the boars had black stripes in their brown hide and were about 3 meters tall and a meter or so wider.
Lastly, the King Boar in the middle of the 2 big boys had black hide with white stripes and was a whopping 5 meters tall. Its voice roared out in the forest as a legion of birds flew from their trees and into the sky as far as they could go.
"Time to use that fire emblem experience to good use… Call me Corrin 'cause I'm a tactician baby." Amos mutters under his breath as he exhales in apprehension and analyzes the approaching boars, staring at the king boar nervously.
"Alright! I already got a good grasp of all of your guys' skillsets so, let's go! Kinky Cosp- Uhh Xenovia! You're Vanguard, stay at the front and hold down the line! Vali! With Xenovia! Divide the Boar King as he's the strongest and is multiple levels above us! Rias, mow them down with that Hakai, yeah? Rossweisse, Magical support go! Summoning, healing, whatever you got in your arsenal at the moment. Lastly, Kunou! You're on support duty! Your senjutsu is gonna be crucial to make sure we don't get flanked if someone tries to attack us from the sides or the back, that's your job!" Amos uses every ounce of video game knowledge in his body to make that strategy.
Vali sneers once he sees that they're only boars, and takes a side glance at Amos before ignoring him and charging forward on his lonesome towards the boars.
"They're just boars, why would we go through so much trouble for something like that!" He proudly states as he jumps to the biggest boar right away.
"Vali! No! Our level is set to 1! Whatever power you had before has been reset!" Amos yells out with panic, but he's too late.
As Vali is about to touch the boar and divide it, the king boar suddenly snaps its head to Vali and thrusts its tusks at him at a speed too great for him to react.
"Vali! Oh nice, I always wanted to yell out someone's name like that." He mutters the last part under his breath, but Kunou catches it as her ears twitch and she looks at him in confusion.
Vali is knocked back towards the group due to the force behind the swing, almost flying above them and away.
"Don't mind it." He waves her off as he uses one of the spells he saw in his status, telekinesis, to grab Vali and bring him back to the group.
"Rossweisse and Kunou, patch him up as best as you can for now, after that go back to position, Rias if you can try to do an AOE move with your Hakai that would be great." Amos once again orders as he looks at the incoming hoard nervously.
Rias, who is already on cloud 9 due to Amos's name for her power (It's Japanese for 'destroy' or 'destruction'.) nods her head happily as she shapes her POD into a wave and sends it out towards the boars. "Taste a little bit of this, Hakai!" She screams out with her weaboo coming out, causing all the front boars to have moderate injuries at all of their fronts.
"I'm so proud." Amos lets out a single tear, before refocusing as he sees Vali get up.
Kunou and Rossweisse tried to heal Vali up as much as they can, Rossweisse using Norse magic and Kunou using Chakra and Senjutsu, they only managed to patch him up enough for him to get up and fight.
Vali groans as he gets up from the ground and glances at the king boar with a battle-thirsty smirk. His head hurts a shit ton right now, but all he cared about was getting a good fight.
As he goes to rush back towards the king boar, Amos clasps him on the shoulder firmly.
"I'll let you fight the big boi king boar on your own, but for now you can't abandon the party. Deal with the small fry and we'll let you fight the big boy alone. How 'bout that?" He offers the best way for a battle maniac like Vali to compromise, a challenge.
Vali grunts with annoyance and charges forward next to Xenovia as the horde finally reaches the vanguard with Xenovia and Vali beginning to wipe out the already injured front boars, Xenovia slicing through them with her blade and Vali punching them away.
Amos hums as he uses his telekinesis to control one of the dead boars that Vali punched away, and redirects it to smash into a boar that managed to go through Xenovia and Vali. "Good job healing Vali so quickly, Rossweisse and Kunou." He comments idly.
The boar is smashed to the side, going towards Rias as she lets out a ball of POD, erasing the boar from existence.
"A-ah, thank you. It was nothing impressive. I can feel that my magic has gotten a lot lower due to our levels being… reset…? As you said it was." Rossweisse replies with embarrassment, not used to being complimented much due to her reputation of either being a bookworm or eternal virgin with no boyfriend. She stays professional though and sends a magic missile towards one of the straggler boars.
"I also feel that my chakra has been lowered by quite a lot, which affects my Senjutsu performance. Though my healing hasn't been affected too much…" Kunou doesn't know if she should feel disappointed or relieved about that. She sends a vortex of fox fire at an incoming boar.
"Hakai!" Rias is doing her thing, weebing out.
{It feels like she finally understood that her power can be translated from 'power of destruction' to 'power of Hakai' and is now obsessed with throwing as many 'Hakai' attacks as she can.} Amos thinks as he controls another dead boar to smash into another alive boar.
"Are you going to explain how you knew our abilities, by the way, Amos?" Kunou asks with curiosity and mild suspicion. Everyone else, even Rias, listens in as they focus.
"Perhaps, but the big bois are here. Once we're done you can interrogate me as much as you want my lady." Amos takes a second to tip his fedora (invisible) to the fox girl, watching her grow slightly embarrassed at his way of addressing her… and what he said.
"Remember! The big one is mine!" Vali shouts out as he smashes the final small fry.
"Okay Hulk! Don't be too reckless! We're dividing into 3 groups for each boar! Rias with me for side chick #1! Xenovia, go with Kunou to side chick #2, Kunou your support for Xenovia, Xenovia, kill dat boar! Rossweisse, stay on standby for all three of us but focus on Vali in case he gets into too much trouble. Stay on the lookout though!" Amos orders out as everyone gives noises of affirmation while Vali grunts annoyedly at having support in the form of Rossweisse, even if she's only gonna make sure he won't fuckin' die.
"Rias! Release your inner Hakai! I give you my power of friendship and support!" Amos tells Rias as she practically vibrates in place and begins throwing balls of destruction at the incoming boar, side chick #1.
Kunou is startled by the name that Amos gave the second boar but runs to support Xenovia as Xenovia recklessly jumps in against the boar and slashes her Zweihander at it with a warcry.
Vali smirks at the incoming King Boar, this time not underestimating it as he waits patiently for it to come to him.
Rossweisse worriedly looks at everyone on the battlefield, making sure no one is dying a horrible death right now.
[A/N: POV will be divided thrice, showing the battle of each boar.]
[Xenovia & Kunou POV.]
Xenovia grunts as she stands up from the ground, slightly injured in her arm after her reckless attack failed to immediately kill Queen Boar #2.
"Don't worry! I got this." Xenovia hears the voice of Kunou next to her as a warm feeling suddenly envelops her arm, bringing it back into fighting shape.
"Thank you, you may be a beast but I shall pray for your forgiveness from god." Xenovia says to Kunou, making the latter frown.
"Whatever, go on. I'm here for support!" Kunou says as she throws a blast of Foxfire at the Queen, burning it briefly before it rolled on the ground and extinguished itself.
"Its flexibility is impeccable." Xenovia mutters as she lifts her sword up and charges, this time… not as reckless?
"Fight properly you brute! Is charging in and getting hit the only thing you're good at?" Kunou yells from behind Xenovia, making Xenovia grunt annoyedly and stop charging recklessly.
Instead, Xenovia approaches the boar calmly and slashes at the boar in a wide arc, which the boar responds to by blocking with its tusk.
*Clinkkk!*
Xenovia is surprised by the hardness of the tusk, despite her not putting everything into that slash, there's still no crack on the tusk despite the strength she used.
The boar charges forward and slams into Xenovia, but Xenovia absorbs most of the attack with her sword.
She's still knocked 10 feet back though and lands near Kunou as she once again feels a warm feeling, this time across her entire body.
"If I had to guess, its weakness is its eyes, behind, and underside. I may be able to give you a good chance at the first two, but I don't think I'm strong enough to flip it over." Kunou calmly states her analysis, using her knowledge of nature and magical beasts as a reference.
"Very well. I shall be counting on you." Xenovia grunts and once again began moving toward the boar.
Kunou nods, mostly to reassure herself as no one is looking right now, and quickly moves to the side so that she can get a good angle of the fight between the boar and the exorcist.
Xenovia moved to the Boar and once again swung in a wide arc as the boar raised its tusks to block once again.
What it did not expect was for Xenovia to twist her body and turn, changing her attack from horizontal to vertical as Xenovia slashed her sword upwards and cut the boar's right eye.
The boar roared in pain and rage and raised its front body to prepare to try and body slam Xenovia, but as its front legs were raised it felt something grab on its back legs and twist it to the side.
"Go! Xenovia!" Kunou says with sweat covering her face, clearly exhausted from creating two large vines to grab the boar and twist it to its side.
Xenovia ducked under the boar's tusk as it fell and then lunged at its exposed belly before slashing with all her strength at the exposed belly.
The boar screamed out in pain and rage, but Xenovia did not let it get a chance to fight.
With a mighty cry, Xenovia pierced her sword forward and impaled the boar's heart.
*Sllnnnk!*
With a last "Squeee...", the boar's legs went limp, and its body stopped moving…
Xenovia collapsed on the ground, and Kunou did the same after reaching Xenovia and checking for injuries.
"That was… probably the hardest fight of my life…" Kunou mutters tiredly as she leans on the dead boar's body.
"I… Could probably say the same…? It was not the toughest foe I've faced, but I guess it was the most I've exhausted myself." Xenovia also leaned on the boar.
Just as both of them were about to doze off for a second, the boar's body dissipated into light particles.
Xenovia and Kunou squeaked (not that either of them would admit it) and fell to the ground roughly.
Kunou groaned as she looked on in confusion. She heard some groaning and looked down. She saw Xenovia who was still laying on the ground grumbling and trying to sleep despite the rough ground. Seeing this, she couldn't hold it back anymore.
She laughed.
[Amos & Rias POV]
{Finally! It's here!} Amos happily exclaims in his mind as one of the tusks of the small boars materializes in front of him.
Monsters here don't immediately despawn upon being killed, they instead have a small period between their death and despawn, and once they despawn their loot is transferred to the killer's inventory.
Amos noticed this when he tried to pick up one of the dead boars Vali killed to throw it at another, but it despawned. This led him to understand how this system works.
Because he was not exactly the biggest damage dealer, Amos had only killed one small fry himself instead of simply assisting, and so he had waited until now to get one of the tusks and finally have a hand-held weapon.
The boar rushed wildly towards Rias in anger, angry at this red cow that destroyed its beautiful hide with its weird balls.
Rias has little to no hand-to-hand combat experience and is generally inexperienced in a solo battle such as this one. The approaching boar snapped her out of her 'Hakai' daze, and Rias cursed herself as she prepared herself for a world of pain.
Except, the pain never came! Instead, Amos smashed into the side of the boar with his tusk-sickle and knocked it away, slashing a decently-sized cut in its side.
Rias gaped at Amos as she did not expect a fellow comrade like him to have so much physical strength.
"Snap out of it Rias! With the power of your destruction and my strength, we're gonna beat this thing!" Amos channels his inner chunni to get Rias back into fighting shape, and it works great as her eyes suddenly glaze over, and excitedly she extends her hands out towards the boar sending balls of destruction at the boar.
"Roaaaaar!" Is what the boar wants to say, but all it can do right now is cry as it turns to the two offenders and charges.
"Prepare, princess of destruction!" Amos exclaims as he rushes forward to intercept the boar.
Rias blushes slightly at the extremely chunni name but continues with her 'fun' as she flies to the boar's side while preparing a giant blast of destruction. "Jump Away!" She screams for him as she sees him engage the boar.
Amos clashes with the boar and thanks to the points he had put into strength is able to knock it back a few feet just as he hears Rias shout "-mp Away!", making him jump back several meters (and land on his back but quickly recover so no one notices) as he stares expectantly at Rias.
When Rias sees Amos away, she breathes out a sigh of relief and releases a giant explosion of destruction all around her, engulfing the boar and the surrounding area completely in destruction.
"Final… Exploooosion!~" Amos screams out for Rias's sake, noticing that the explosion got slightly bigger after he said that.
What a weeb.
After the explosion settles, Rias is seen huffing and puffing while leaning on the almost completely destroyed boar and smirking at Amos.
"How was that for a… Final Explosion?" She says between breaths, smugly staring at the dead boar.
"Very nicu caesar-chan~!" Amos mutters under his breath while giving a thumbs up to Rias.
"Great job, I believe that's two boars down. One to go…" Amos stares at the ongoing battle with Vali & Rossweisse vs King Boar.
"Hoo boy…"
[Vali & Rossweisse POV.]
"Stop getting in my way!" Vali yells as he's once again healed by Rossweisse.
"I'm literally just healing you?!" Rossweisse screams back.
"It's disturbing my fight!" Vali screams back back.
"GAAAAAAARH!" The King Boar joins the argument as he roars and rushes towards Rossweisse as she keeps healing the tiny silver man.
"Your fight is with me!" Vali shouts as he slams the distracted King Boar in the face, sending it a few feet away and using the chance while touching it to divide its power.
"GROOOAAAAAHH!" The King Boar growls in anger again at the tiny silver man hitting him hard as well as suddenly feeling a giant loss of strength. He digs his hooves into the ground before charging toward Vali once again.
"This strength is… addicting!" Vali is currently on a power high and stupidly charges toward the boar.
"No! Not again damn it!" Rossweisse yells out as she watches Vali attempt to punch the boar but is hit with the tusk first as it has longer reach, sending Vali sprawling to the ground in front of her.
The King Boar turns to where they're both located and begins charging toward them to finally finish them both off, 2 for 1 combo deal style.
Rossweisse panics as she tries to think of a spell to help her in this situation, settling on sending as many magic missiles at the beast in hopes of slowing it down.
It does not work as intended and the boar takes the missiles in stride and continues rushing toward the pair.
Just as Rossweisse begins to despair, a figure appears.
"Never fear for I… am here! Ahahahaha!" Amos yells out as he smashes into the king boar from the side before looking towards Vali and Rossweisse.
"Rossweisse and Vali, are you alright?" He asks them with concern, still keeping his eyes on the recovering boar a few meters away.
"I'm alright! But Vali took a very powerful blow.." Rossweisse responds to Amos with concern, confusion filling her face as she watches Amos snicker momentarily before his face grows cold.
"Is that all you amount to, Vali Lucifer? Beaten to the ground by a wild beast? A mere boar? Disgraceful. I left that boar for you since I believed that you would make me proud and defeat it without trouble, yet here I am, forced to save you from its charge since you were not able to defeat it on your own." Amos sighs dramatically as he shakes his head and begins walking calmly towards the boar.
"I guess I was mistaken when I thought I could rely on you to defeat these powerful foes." Amos mutters softly, loud enough to be heard by Vali and Rossweisse.
Rossweisse stares at Amos in confusion, unable to understand why he would say something so hurtful to Vali, even if he was unable to defeat the boar.
As she was about to ask Amos what he was doing, Vali's Divine Dividing begins glowing brightly, causing Rossweisse to widen her eyes and look at Vali in alarm.
Vali's eyes are open, and they are full of rage.
He lunges into the air and redirects himself to directly charge toward the King Boar, which was now focusing on Amos, as Amos himself keeps slowly approaching the King Boar.
Just as the King Boar was about to reach Amos, Vali suddenly smashed into it with all his strength.
"DIVIDE!"
The boar roared in pain as it was sent tumbling into the ground with Vali above it. Vali continued smashing his fists into the boar, putting everything he has into killing this enemy no matter how much his body currently hurt.
*Thud*
*Thud*
*Thud!*
The boar was about to get up and attack Vali, but it was hit by a giant tree trunk which sent it back into the ground and dazedly looking at Vali.
"Take this Vali, and kill it!" Amos used all of his remaining mana into taking a tree out of the ground and throwing at the boar towards Vali so that Vali has a stick to beat the shit out of the boar with.
"AaaaaaRRGGHHH!" Vali cries out in rage as he picks up the tree and begins smashing it into the boar.
*Smash*
*Smash*
*Smash!*
"AAAAAAAGGGHHHH!" The boar cries out right back as it tries its best to live and kill the tiny people.
With a mighty swing, Vali smashes the tree on the head of the boar so hard it is destroyed and explodes into a thousand pieces.
*Crash!*
The boar takes the final hit straight to the head, and with a final growl…
It closes its eyes, going completely limb.
"Ahaa… Haha… How was that ha…? You bastard…" Vali smirks as he continues panting, making sure to stand strong in front of Amos for as long as he could.
"That was incredible, great job Vali." Amos approaches Vali and pats him on the back.
"Fuck you, 'course it was…" That was all he could say before he went lights out and gone, still with a satisfied smirk on his face.
Amos catches Vali before he could fall and holds him up, smiling as he watches the boar disappear into light. He turned his head to where Rias is approaching and finds her and Rossweisse aiding Kunou and Xenovia to their current location.
"Well, good news guys!" He calls out to them as they all focus on him faster than sonic.
"We won!"
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MYEHEHEHEHE You thought I was gone!? Well I was.
I actually finished 2 chapters of my first story, Prisons and Pigeons, and was so unsatisfied with them that I said fuck it, I'm gonna work on another story.
So I'm 3 chapters into that story and I suddenly have a fucking dream with a WAY better plot for that one, so I'm like Shiiiit I'll restart that one.
So now, I decided that I'll say fuck you to RWBY, fuck you to PJO (the other story's world), and hello DXD but Isekai version.
This is as I wrote before, completely for fun and just a little idea I wanted to do, so I won't be changing much of the 'plot' of the story. If you guys want to recommend the ships you think are fitting then fuckin go nuts, my dudes. I'm boutta go to bed. I wrote 7700 words and all of that was just TODAY boys. Les fuckin gooooo!
That's all folks. If you enjoyed, please feel free to review, favorite, follow, whatever shenanigans you wanna do. Have a good day!
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