Disclaimer: the only thing I own here is the booze that drives this story.
A/N: Well here it is the season 2 premiere! As you will see a lot has changed for our hero and those around him.
Webhead S2V1
'hey everyone it's me again pete… peter parker… you know spider-man… well anyway it's been a few months since everything. Gwen moved back next door with the watsons but she's been really good at avoiding me, I understand she just needs some time. Haven't seen Harry since that day in the cemetery. He sounded so broken, telling me we're enemies now…? I should definitely check on him before college classes start this week. At least there's one thing that's been better this summer and that's no longer being on the cops most wanted list, the chief has really turned the corner, she's a good cop and I'm glad she's decided to put her trust in the web head'
As our hero was investigating a weapons sale tipped off by chief watanabe the night before he had to move into the dorm he came face to face with someone that was wearing knockoff goblin gear. It looked just like Harry's equipment but instead of the black and green armored suit and shiney green ironman-like helmet with goblin ear antennas, this guy was in a black and faded maroon suit with what looked like an actual pumpkin over his face with eye holes cut out.
This jack-o'-lantern guy was a complete loser with no idea how to use the gear, our hero beat him pretty quick. Da na na da na na na nah nah nah nah na na the special shield phone rang 'everytime this thing rings I just think of George and how I failed him' "yeah chief?" "You don't always have to call me chief you know, status report spider-man?" "I broke up the deal but there was some goblin wannabe overseeing it, I'll follow up with it and get back to you" he told her before ending the call and heading off to a rich penthouse he knows so well.
Inside a large poorly light home office space near the open window balcony overlooking the city sits a young and angry red haired youth drinking what seems to be scotch out of a glass when suddenly a bright red and blue clad figure arrives through that penthouse balcony window carrying the maroon armored chest plate. "What are you doing harry?" The super powered young man asked his former best friend with concern as he threw the chest plate on the floor, he genuinely wanted to reach the harry he knew, to save him if he could. Without even looking up from his glass he only responded coldly "parker you are not welcome here and I surely don't appreciate you trespassing nor assaulting my clients." "Assaulting your clients?! Harry you can't go around selling your dad's goblin gear to criminals! Norman osborns tech is dangerous norman osborn was dangerous!" Harry's disregard for the people he's putting in danger by selling goblin equipment has more than pissed off the wall crawler by now to where he was shouting at the wealthy young man. "You killed my father peter! You're the one that's really dangerous!" He screamed back, finally deviating his attention from his strong scented drink as he got up standing a few inches from the red masked face.
"Remember Harry, you weren't the only one who lost a father that day. Gwen's dad died too, he was killed by your father! Stop treating him like a victim struck down without Mercy. I'm sorry Harry but your dad was no saint." "And neither are you parker. You act like the good little hero but you're just a selfish dick that destroys the lives of everyone around you now get out of my house before I turn your new friends in blue against you again, you are trespassing after all"
The next morning Peter was being dropped off in front of his dorm building at Empire State University by his kind, ageing and hard working aunt. She and Peter have really been reconnecting over the summer and today she has a photographer interview at the aquarium of all things. "Remember aunt may I'm here for you whenever you need me ok you don't have to try and shelter me from everything. Bye love you" he said after giving the woman who's like a mother a hug before walking up into his dorm.
When he opened the door he saw that one side of the room was covered in all sorts of posters, pillow cases, sheets, and other random merchandise of his red and blue, web swinging, wall crawling alter ego which could only mean one thing "Parker?! We're roomies?! How are you buddy?!" Could be heard throughout the entire floor as the young hero was hoisted up by a large, very tan young man with light brown hair dyed blonde at the ends. 'flash thompson is my roommate…?'
When Peter went to his first class of the day, molecular genetics, as soon as he walked into the classroom a brunette girl dressed in a rainbow striped shirt and a crazed look in her eyes walked up to him and randomly accused him of stalking her. "I'm sorry but who are you?" The young hero asked in genuine confusion but that seemed to have only made this strange girl angry "I've already had a stalker before, I don't want another one" before she just stomped out of the classroom. After whatever the hell that was he saw to no real surprise that gwen was in this class too and was watching the bizarre scene that just unfolded but before he could go up to talk to her she scattered to the opposite side of the room just as the teacher walked in and peter became simultaneously fed up and extremely amused because the man that entered was a middle-aged Italian man with greying spiked up hedgehog hair, a rather pronounced gut and an enormous nose. Joe gatto of impractical jokers was in the classroom posing as the professor.
joe struggled to figure out how to start the class, clearly this must have been a punishment. "hello class, today we'll be learning about molecules and how they're also genetics. You know genetics, photosynthesis and all that other science shit is just a bunch of genetics and uhhh…" yeah joe gatto definitely had no idea what he was doing. Unfortunately the parker boy had to leave the hidden camera class because yuri called and asked for help capturing kraven the hunter again.
He arrived on the scene outside central park meeting yuri outside her squad car. "What's the situation chief?" "Stop calling me chief. I may be chief of police but we're partners here" she said with growing frustration "yes chief I mean yes mister white…. Really? Nothing? Uhhh fine then yuri" he said disappointed by her disregard for his joke. But immediately after he is hit by a dart right into his shoulder and right before his eyes yuri transformed into the late captain George stacy.
A/N not really much here, just trying to set up all the changes this season will bring. Kraven hallucination darts cliffhanger and believe it or not something like the bizarre situation peter was in right before class actually happened to me at work a few months ago and it makes no sense, they were probably just insane…? Well until next time true believers!