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Chapter Fifteen: Lost in the woods Part 2

Von and Dareto sat on opposite sides of the wooded area they were in. They wouldn't talk because it would end up in a fight. And they wouldn't make eye contact or they would kill each other! So Von decided to just... stare at the bark on a tree.

"That freaky goth is so stupid and annoying... I wish she would just piss off!" Dareto thought to himself and Von's attention suddenly turned towards him and she glared as he blinked then growled and took out a knife. Von turned her gaze back to the tree and she sighed.

Von sighed again and put her head in her hands when Dareto suddenly jumped up and hissed. Von stared up at him as he glared over at her.

"SHUT UP! Your so annoying!" Dareto yelled and Von gave a snort as she stood up and glared at him coldly then folded her arms across her chest and she smirked.

"So i can not breathe now because you do not like it. You only wish to hear your breathing." Von said in her spooky monetone and Dareto's grip tightened on his knife as he stared into Von's black eyes and he gave her a short nod then smirked

"That's right. You just always seem to piss me off. So just go die brat!" he yelled and Von shook her head, still smirking as she folded her arms and walked up to him. Dareto's eyebrow started to twitch as Von stared into his grey eyes, then quickly turned around and she shrugged, losing her smirk as he stared at her.

"Hm. I won't bother... Wasting my time on a stupid elf..." Von stated and Dareto started to screech as Von stared at im over her shoulder and she sighed. Dareto held onto his pointed ears.

"I am NOT an elf! Freaky little bitch!" he yelled and Von sighed again then turned around and glared up at him, coldly and with plenty of hatred.

"I may be many things... But i am not a freak." she whispered darkly and stomped over to a tree and sat on the ground, her back to Dareto, and he glared at her back then huffed and turned around, his back facing her back. It was silent...

Too silent...

Almost too silent that Dareto had to just stomp up to Von and grab her by the collar as he glared into her grey eyes.

"It's too quiet! Talk bitch!" he hissed and threw her down on the ground. Von stared at him and shrugged. She had nothing to say to the guy that she loathed. So Dareto stormed back over to the tree and took out a pack of ciggaretes. He lit one and brought it to his mouth and sighed.

Von stared at hin from the corner of her eye as he was smoking by the tree next to her, then Von knocked the cigarette out of his hand and mouth.

It fell to the ground and Von set it alight with her fire power. Dareto stared at her, then his burning ciggy and he suddenly started to jump about angrily as he glared at Von.

"Whaddaya do that for?" Dareto yelled while Von stared at him.

"Smoking kills" she said in her monetone as Dareto stared at her.

"Whaddaya care if i die? I'm the bad guy you stupid ditz!" he yelled angrily as Von raised an eyebrow and folded her arms. She stared at him emotionlessly.

"I don't want anyone to die." she said calmly as Dareto glared at her then opened his mouth.

"And this is coming from the girl who killed her father?" he said in spite and Von glared at him, but she continued with her debate.

"Like i said... I don't want anyone to die. Not even my enemies. Because fire burns. It burns inside of you, me and the ciggarette. It burns houses, tree's, paper, Vodka and drugs. It burns the sinful animals and humans that walk upon this peaceful planet we all live on. It kills the good humans and good plants. FIRE WILL..." Suddenly Von was cut off and pushed against a tree by Dareto, and he pressed his lips against hers as he closed his eyes. Von stared at him as her cheeks turned a light crimson colour. Dareto pulled away and stared back at her.

"Why... Did you kiss me?" she asked quietly as she put a hand over her lips, Dareto gave her a cold glare and stuck his nose in the air.

"Only to shut you up. You wouldn't stop bloody talking bitch! All i heard was fire this, fucking fire that! Man you never fucking shut up woman!" Dareto yelled angrily. Von took a step closer, staring into his grey eyes.

"If you had wanted to shut me up... You would have put your hand over my mouth." Von stated, this made Dareto blink, but he shook his head in anger and took a step back.

"You would have bitten me!" he yelled back in protest. But Von shook her head as she stared at him.

"No i would not." she stated with her spooky and mysterious monetone and Dareto clenched his fists tightly and growled as he glared at the girl in front of him.

"Yes you would've!" he yelled angrily and Von blinked as she stared at him, then stood on her tiptoes to make their faces level.

"You would not have shut me up by putting your mouth over mine with no will. No one would do that." Von said blankly as Dareto backed into a tree. Von walked closer, keeping her eyes locked on his.

"I-i did-didn't... I-I..." he stuttered and Von stopped walking, folding her arms and staring at him emotionlessly.

"You are stuttering." she said and Dareto suddenly started jumping up and down, steam rising from his head as he shook it angrily and glared at Von.

"I'm not stuttering! Your scary Gothic ways make me mad and i stutter! And i didn't kiss you cos' i wanted to!" Dareto yelled, Von blinked then gave him a long, cold, hard glare and he froze on the spot. She smirked.

"Who said anything about the kiss? And you are lying... So... denial." she whispered and Dareto screeched, starting to jump up and down again, his hands covering his head which was boiling practically!

"No i am not!" he yelled and started to stamp his feet as Von smirked, she was having fun.

"Denial" she yelled, making Dareto even angrier.

"No! Shut up bitch! Shut up!" he yelled as Von shook her head and chuckled a little. Dareto started to run through the woods, but Von followed him. He had no where to fly to or to teleport to. So he was stuck with her.

"Denial." Von said clearly, loudly, and calmly. Dareto screamed then spun around to face her, death in his eyes as he glared and Von took a frightened step back.

"Shut up you bloody bitch! I don't wanna listen!" Dareto screeched and Von glared at him and shrugged.

"DENIAL!" She yelled and he suddenly grabbed hold of her shoulders and thrust her against a tree. Von stared into his cold eyes and she started to sweat as he glared at her.

"Okay then, how about this, bitch. If you didn't enjoy the kiss, why didn't you push me away!" he snapped angrily and Von's whole face suddenly turned dark crimson, she turned her attention to the leaf and dirt covered ground so that she didn't have to look at Dareto.

"I-I..." she stuttered, and Dareto smirked as he stared at her coldly then smiled in triumph and loosened his grip on her shoulders as he watched her stare at the ground.

"Now look who's stuttering! I guess it's the bitch in denial now heh?" he said with a smug grin as he stared at her. Then Von looked up at him as she lifted her head, locking her grey eyes with his grey ones. Before she knew what she was doing. Von closed her eyes.

And she kissed him on the lips, her arms wrapping around his neck as her cheeks turned a light crimson.

dareto stared for a moment in shock, then before he knew it, his arms were wrapping around the petite girls waist as his eyes closed and he pushed her against the tree. Von opened her eyes and smiled inwardly as he stared at her once they finished their kiss.

"Dareto..." she whispered as he stared at her, then kissed her again. Von smiled again.

"I love you..." she whispered into his ear and he embraced her tightly. Then put his mouth close to her ear.

"I love you too..." he whispered back, kissing her forehead as she embraced him once again and closed her eyes...

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dear. Von has fallen for an alien.

Well it was ma little sisters idea all along. I just made up Dareto the alien and she came up with the pairing. shrugs I don't really care if you flame me. Oh well... walks away