Act 2: Earth this, Earth that.
Note: This assumes that PS3 took place around PS4. If memory serves, this should take place around 2332 AW, assuming that it's about 47 years after PS4.
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Prince Aron and his comrades had defeated Dark Force. The ultimate evil. The main baddie. The head honcho. The incredibly evil god. The Fearless Leader. The… OK, I'll stop.
Aron hated the city Dark Force was fought in, and decided to destroy it for little to no reason, all the time yelling, "GRAAH! THE CITY IS TOO EVIL TO LEAVE STANDING! MEGIDO! MEGIDO! MEGIDO!"
"Calm down, Aron." Said a very cool and collected Mieu. "Just let me use Grantz and we're on our way. We d on't need to destroy a city more while it's already collapsing."
Mieu then used Grantz, and they flew up into their spaceship… or at least a different part of it. The city screamed as it went down into the lake. I don't entirely understand how land and rocks and pillars can screech angrily, but hey, not my problem.
The spaceship floated around for what seemed like a few eons before entering a time rift and going through the Sol system.
A few eons in the Alisa III's timeframe was the equivalent of 2 bicentennials.
2 bicentennials in the Alisa III's timeframe was the equivalent of a century.
A century in the Alisa III's timeframe was the equivalent of 13 days.
13 days in the Alisa III's timeframe was the equivalent of 5 minutes. So that means Aron and co. are still alive.
The Alisa III got a message sent to it. The London Space Company, the British equivalent of NASA, sent the message. "Dear inhabitants! Would you mayhaps like to stop by for a nice spot of tea? And maybe buy some of these knickers?"
At the London Space Company, a historian was looking through the various books written on space culture, until he stumbled on "The History Of The Mother Brain." Unfortunately, is was just a science fiction novel based on Metroid, so he threw it out. He then found a book that was titled, "The Evil Earthmen." Unfortunately, it was a controversial book about North America, so he threw that one out, too. Finally, he found a book titled, "When Humans and Cats Collide," but it was also irrelevant, so he gave up.
Then, he realized he had bought a game for his children, and they showed him the end of the game, in which the Earth people said their planet was destroyed. He went up to the director of the space program, and asked him,
"Sir, has this planet been destroyed yet?"
The director responded with, "Oh. Right." He pushed a button, and the entire planet exploded 1445 years before. Therefore, it disappeared, and Aron and co. were stuck.
"Well, crud."
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This is the second skit in the series. I hope you enjoyed reading them as much as I enjoyed making up lines on the spot for everyone to say!
There's more to come, so stay tuned!