Act 3: Rolf's Loopy Recruits.
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"There's a knock on the door!"
"How do you do, Rolf. I am Hugh Thompson, a Biologist. I came when I heard about your quest. I value all life, including Biomonsters. I am willing to fight to defend weaker life forms, though. Perhaps my knowledge will be of help to you. I will feel like we are good friends if you give me a nickname."
"Good friends? Well, we can't, since there are 2 things. 1, I don't know you, and 2, I don't swing that way, pal. For that, I'm calling you NOTS (not straight.)"
"Your name suits you well"
"There's a knock on the door!"
"I have long wanted to meet you. I am Anna Zirski. I am known as a guardian. Although most hunters are good, some have gone bad; I track them down. My job is to hunt evil hunters, but I can hunt anything! I dislike guns, but give me a weapon with a blade, and I am deadly! I can help you. Yes, give me a new name and I can forget the past and concentrate on the present..."
"Wow. You're a stone cold fox, Anna! In fact, I don't even care about what you just said. I'm gonna call you FOXY."
"Your name fits you well"
"There's a knock on the door!"
"Howja do? I'se glad ta see ya. Yup, I done heard you goin' out after them bad'uns; I kin help ya. I ain't much fer them slimy critters, but...if any machines or robots git in yer way, I kin bust 'em up real good! My birthin' name be Josh Kain. Watsamatta? Don'cha think tha's a good name?"
"… Were you… talking… words…?"
"Watsamatta? Watsamatta? Watsamatta?"
"Oh my god! You're not even human!… Wait! You can be called 'EVIL.' Yeah. That sorta fits in with the non-human theme."
"Your name fits you well"
"There's a knock on the door!"
"Hello, Rolf. You are just as handsome as they say. I am Shir Gold. I am a thief. I care little for peace and justice. I steal for fun; and frankly, I think your little outing will be packed with thrills for me. I think I'd like to go with you. Remember, I'm Shir of the wind! Nothing can catch me! Do you want me to come with you? What, you want to give me a new name?"
"Wait. You don't want to save the world? GET OUT!"
"Meh. You're mean"
"There's a knock on the door!"
"How do you do? I am…"
"NEVERMIND! You know what, I'm just gonna save the world myself! I'll just stay away from Arima now. I'm tired of dealing with all of you crazy people, and I just want to be left ALONE!" SLAM!
There was dead silence before Nei piped up with,
"Gee, what's his problem?"
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OK, finished Skit #3! Hope you all are enjoying these! Please, read and review. If you have any ideas of what to put in for the next set of skits, there's a button that says 'Submit a Review' nearby. I'll see it, and it can be in the next short! Yay!