Act 4: The Advantages of being short. Or Tall. Whatever.
This skit is dedicated to the reviewer I shall affectionately refer to as'Reesiewoman.
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Chaz, Rune, and the rest had stopped at Zelan, the weird sattellite flying somewhere in the 'Algo Planet'. At the central area, the group meets FoWren. A Wren-type rowbet. For continuity's sake, we're just gonna call him Wren. Is that cool with you? Okay then.
Chaz, completely astonished at Wren's height, a mere 7'9", exclaimed, "Wow, you're Wren! Gee, you're HUGE!"
Rune, seeing Wren as not quite as big, seeing as he, of course, was a bit taller, added, "Well, anything's huge to you, shorty."
"YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK!"
"I'm simply stating the facts, shorty."
"WELL THE FACTS ARE WRONG, YOU ARROGANT WIZARD!"
"Hmm. I guess you can't handle the truth, can ya?"
"Be quiet, guys!" Rika finally interrupted. "Anyway, Wren, I know you. We used to talk together via a computer!"
"Yes. Affirmative." Wren stated, in his freakishly androidesque vocal unit.
Rika had to introduce her friends to Wren. Then, he wouldn't try to destroy them. (Androids are VERY protective, you know.) "Wren, my friends here are Chaz and Rune. They're great pals!"
However, directly after Rika's statement, the boys completely wiped it off, as they argued more about Chaz's height and Rune's insults.
"GAAH! I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP!"
"Ah, Alys only did teach you to fight. Worthless."
"HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT ABOUT AN OLD FRIEND OF YOURS!"
"She's not really a friend, but an aquaitance. I thought I made that clear."
"WELL, I'LL TSU YOU TIL YA CAN'T FEEL FEELINGS ANYMORE!"
"No matter. I can just cast Wat to make it gone in midair."
"WHY YOU SICK SON OF A…"
"Stop it Chaz! We're in a K+ rated fiction, you know. Or maybe you don't… "
(winks)
"URRRGH! ARGH!"
Wren just had to correct Rika on her statement. "Uh huh. You said that those two are great pals, right?
Finally, another skit! I would like to thank Reesiewoman on her inspiration for the next skit.
Well, now that I've covered at least one per original Phantasy Star game, that completes season one! Season two will start as soon as I find another thing to write about in the PS series. Thank you for readings:3