WEEEEEEEE! The last chapter! Yes! Here we go. Hope you like it.

And like I said before, I'm now spelling Arucard as Alucard, since people keep complaining. Arrg. BILL COSBY DON"T KILL ME!(or sue me)

Alucard got up quickly and looked around the room. There was no sign of the little child. He looked under the cushions, behind the chair, everywhere he could think of. Then he heard the distinct sound of little feet coming from the kitchen.

He stormed down the hall in a mad fury. You could practically see the large, grey smoke trailing behind him. When he reached the kitchen, he nearly wrenched the door from its hinges as he pulled it open.

Sure enough, standing on the counter and reaching for the cookie jar, was Marie. She looked like a deer trapped in headlights under his furious gaze. "What are you doing!" He demanded.

She looked at him, then to the cookie jar, and back at him. "Um…I was getting a cookie for you, Mr. Alucard." She said sweetly, her eyes glittering with cuteness.

Anyone else might have had their anger subside immediately. But not Alucard. He had had enough. That tying him up thing was the last straw.

"Oh no, not this time." He stomped towards her and picked her up off of the counter, tucking her under one arm. She let out a blood-curdling scream as he carried her back into the living room. She was beating at him with her tiny fists and kicking him with her feet. She somehow found a way to latch her teeth over Alucard's arm. Instead of him letting her go, though, he said, "At least like that it keeps you quiet."

She immediately spit his arm out and started screaming again. "Jesus, shut up. I'm not taking you to church you little Damien." He growled.

When they reached the living room, he took the ropes she had tied him with and tied her to the couch, restraining her arms. To stop her screams, he put a gloved hand over her mouth. That worked for a second, but then she licked his hand, covering it with saliva.

He wrenched his hand away. "That is disgusting!" He looked down at her like she was some sort of amoeba. She stopped her screaming long enough to give him an evil grin.

Narrowing his eyes, Alucard put his hand over her mouth again, ignoring her licking. "Now, if you can stop screaming I'll take my hand away and we can have a normal conversation like human…er…intelligent beings." He offered. After thinking it over, Marie stopped her screams and nodded. Slowly Alucard removed his hand.

"Now, why did you tie me up? And don't give me any of those stupid excuses." He said. Marie sighed. "I tied you up to keep you off of my tale. So that I could do stuff, and you couldn't do anything about it." She explained.

Alucard blinked. "I knew your cuteness was a trick."

"Yeah, well, it works on everyone else. I can do whatever I want, give them a little smile, and Bam! I'm out of trouble. See?" She gave him one of her little grins as an example. "You see, when I have a babysitter, I rule them. I control what happens. Not them."

"You are evil." Alucard stated. Marie shrugged. "You're the only one who's been able to realize this." At that, Alucard let out a loud laugh. "That is excellent!" He chuckled.

Marie stared at him. "You mean you're not upset about it?" She asked. Alucard shook his head. "Upset? I think its brilliant!" He said.

"You're the evil one." Marie commented. Alucard flashed her one of his trademark grins in response.

"So…you're not going to tell anyone about this?" She pressed. "Why would I do that when I can cause so much more grief by keeping quiet?" He grinned. Marie met his gin with one of her own. "You're an okay babysitter." She told him. "Now how about untying me?"

SOME TIME LATER…………

Integra practically ran from the car once they pulled up to the driveway. She flung open the door of the mansion. "Alucard?" She called, going from room to room. "We're in here." She heard him call from the living room. She ran to him.

"Where's Marie? Is everything alright?" She asked nervously.

"Calm down Master. She's right here." Alucard replied from a couch by the television. Him and Marie were sitting side by side watching Bambi.

Integra nearly collapsed from relief. "Thank god. I couldn't stop worrying during the entire day. Marie, your chauffer is waiting for you in the car."

"Okay, Sir Integra." Marie got up and gave Alucard a hug. "Thank you for watching me, Mr. Alucard. I had a lot of fun." She said aloud. Then she added in a whisper, "Remember, don't tell anyone about this or I'll be right back here to punish you."

Alucard grinned and patted her back with one hand. "Maybe next time we can torment the Captain together." He murmered.

"Come on, Marie. I'll walk you to your car." Integra said, taking Marie by the hand. Before she left the room, though, she paused long enough to give Alucard an evil smile. With a slight chuckle, he returned it and waved as she left.

All done. I decided to end it with a compromise. Review if you can.