Welcome to Anger Management, the story that is NOT modeled after the movie, which I have actually never seen! Well, my partner taffytheterrible04 has, but oh well. We worked on this story together, and we would just like you to know that we own absolutely all of the characters in this story and we live in a mansion at the beach and we're filthy stinking rich.

Yeah right. Actually, the only characters we own are Lark and Anna. and the Realizer of course. Which we actually invented and is going on sale in about a month, so look at your local Home Depot for it! Again, another yeah right.

And Lark is modeled after me and Anna is modeled after taffytheterrible04. and we might be turning this into a youtube movie, so if you like the story, please watch the video once we make it! (this time it's not a yeah right!)

enjoy the story, and please review!

What would written works be like without evil?

That was the question posed to an English class in the not so distant past. The assignment following the question was simple enough: write a one page essay response with examples from actual texts. The answer to the question, however…. Well, that is a story in itself.

Yet it was this simple question that led two teenage girls on the adventure of a lifetime.

The girls began to think, and I mean really think, about a worthy answer to this question. They were the type that took things to the next level, that went beyond the essay and actually thought about what they were writing.

The girls came up with an invention: the Realizer. Yes, just the Realizer. No corny 2000 after it. After all, it only took them one try to invent this, not 2000.

This Realizer would bring any book, movie, or television show character to life. This invention is what led the girls on their quest. They were determined to see what the written world actually would be like without evil. They were determined to bring all the villains from everything to life and teach them to be good.

How do I know all this? Well, I'm one of those girls. I helped my partner in crime-fighting train all these evil characters to be good, and we wreaked havoc doing so.

Oops.

Our names are Lark and Anna, and this is our story.

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"Come on, Lark, what are we going to do for this stupid English assignment?" Anna cast her eyes upon her friend, who was at the moment gazing out the window at the birds playing in the slightly rusted copper birdbath on her porch.

This statement seemed to jerk Lark out of her reverie, and she turned to her friend with a frown on her face.

"It's not stupid; it's for a grade!" Lark said. "Anything that will boost my grade above a 98 percent is a very good thing!"

"Does your mom still have that rule that if you don't get above a 98 in all your classes you have to clean all your dad's mechanical tools with a toothbrush?"

"Yeah, but on the up side, I've learned how to use them all!"

"Hey, why don't we put your new skills to use?"

"What do you mean?" Lark looked at her friend, her frown fading and a look of bewilderment crossing her face instead.

"Let's build a machine!" Anna's face lit up with excitement. "We can build a machine that can help us with this essay!"

"But that's cheating!" Lark's frown was back. "And if my mom finds out I'm cheating, she'll make me shave my head!"

"Oh, so that's why last year–"

"Shut up!"

"Anyway, the machine won't be cheating! All we'll do is make all the evil characters from everything come to anger management classes!"

"And where are we going to find mediators stupid enough to believe that all these made up characters are real and actually want to be good?"

"Umm…"

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So you see, that is how our adventure began. The two of us put our heads together and made that machine, the Realizer.

Everything seemed foolproof, but it was Anna's idea, so of course it wasn't.

Our machine worked just the way it was supposed to, the villains were filling out our application forms left and right, and we had read every single book available on mediation.

We were ready to start mediating the villains.

The only problem was that the essay was due in a week, and all the books said it took several months for complete rehabilitation. Oh well. We figured we'd deal with that later…

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"Here's an application from Severus Snape," Anna handed the sheaf of parchement bearing Snape's spiky handwriting to Lark. "What do you think? I never really though he was evil…"

"Are you kidding?" Lark grabbed the paper so violently that it tore. "He's the evilest of evil! He's a yes for sure!" Lark carefully flattened the paper out, and put it in the 'Yes' bin. Then she lifted a sheet bearing the name SLADE. After hugging and sniffing it, she placed it in the 'Yes' bin.

"You are so weird," Anna said, rolling her eyes.

"How about Dante?" Lark held out a piece of paper to Anna.

"Lark, I know you didn't like the Inferno, but Dante's not that bad!" Anna grabbed the paper and crumpled it up, and threw it in the garbage instead of the 'No' bin.

"I meant the Full Metal Alchemist Dante, but whatever," Lark shook her head.

The girls looked over all their application forms until they had a list of about twenty villains.

"You think twenty is good?" Anna asked, flipping through the papers in the 'Yes' bin.

"Hmm…" Lark thought for a few seconds before asking, "What's your favorite book?"

"Les Miserables!" Anna said, grabbing one of her five copies of the book off her shelf and smiling extatically.

"Who's the villains in that?"

"Society?" Anna said, paging through the gigantic book.

"Nah, too broad," the girls said in unison.

"I think we have enough," Anna said, handing Lark the papers.

"All right, the list of villains is," Lark cleared her throat before going through the papers, "Slade from Teen Titans, Voldemort from Harry Potter, Saruman from Lord of the Rings, Habib from 24, the Wizard and Elphaba from The Wizard of Oz and Wicked, Jean Grey from X Men, Captain Barbossa from Pirates of the Caribbean, Doctor Cobaltous from Quantum Rangers, the Comic Book, President Logan from 24, Darth Vader AKA Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars, Dracula from Dracula, Naraku from Inu Yasha, the Grim Reaper from The Underworld, Wadsworth AKA Mr. Boddy from Clue, the White Witch from Narnia, Alan York AKA Kevin Carroll from 24, Severus Snape from Harry Potter, Terra from Teen Titans, Darth Sidious from Star Wars, and the killer bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail."

"Well, send out these acceptance letters and tomorrow we start counseling!" Anna said, handing Lark a stack of envelopes.

"This is gonna be so much fun!" Lark said, taking the envelopes and skipping toward the door.

"Just promise me one thing," Anna said, and Lark stopped in her bouncing and turned. "Don't hug Slade."

"I'm very sorry, Anna," Lark said seriously, "but that's a promise I won't be able to keep!"