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Chapter 4

Dear Fabio,

Ugh, my Dad ripped his pants. Ew. The sight was completely disgusting. I almost threw up. And the most pathetic thing about it, was his boxers. Yeah, they were happy bunny boxers. Ew. I got fired from Dairy Queen. Obviously I didn't give this lady the right stuff that she ordered. So, she started annoying me and I told her if she wasn't happy with her service to go behind the counter and make it herself. So, she did, and I cussed at her, and she cussed back, and then I slapped her. So, I'm guessing I can't get you that banana split. Sorry. And your parents. Wow. They probably don't spend much time with you either. I guess I am luckier than I thought. Oh, but I did get a new job. I work at Hollister. Ugh, it's full of a bunch of preps and they spray way too much cologne and perfume in there. Well, I have to go now. My dad wants me to help my little sister get ready for her "kiddy date". It'll be adorable.

As Always,

Bored As Heck

Dear Bored As Heck,

Okay, you definitely sound like a girl I know from PCA. And your dad sounds...not too far from normal. Yeah, you are lucky. The Dairy Queen incident...whoa. That lady got what she deserved. And hey! I shop at Hollister. So you shouldn't call me a prep. My dad went to Hollywood for the whole summer now. He has a big project to work on. So now, I'm stuck here all by myself with Vicky. (My step mom who gets way to many facelifts.) Life is...whatever. I don't get it. At all. How can a life that seems so perfect be so...screwed? At school, I act like some stuck up jerk. That's not me at all. After I think about it, I see that maybe I should change. I really like this one girl. She's always like "Screw you, Fabio" but I don't care. I like her anyways. I have no clue why, after the way she treats me. Well, I have to go. Vicky wants me to show her which way you screw in a light bulb. Yeah, she is a dumb blonde.

Your Hair Dude,

Fabio

Okay, I'm so sorry it took me so long to update! But, here it is. Hope you like it. I think I gave you some clues. Some good ones, too. So, I hope ya like! Review, sweeties!

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Those are my last and final words.

Soo...review!