LOZ: The Party Of All Time.
It was a ordinary day in the Hyrule castle, the dogs screwed eachother, the cats annoyed the shit out of the town's people and got a nice kick in the ass.
The princess Zelda, had invited the Gerudos, Link, Kokiris and Tingle, the horny gay from Termina.
Ganondorf: "Where the hell is Zelda? She have to give me a blowjob!"
Zelda: "I'm here! But I don't want to because I am a princess and I do not give ANYONE a blowjob, except my wee Linkie!"
Link: "I AM MARRIED, YOU HORNY BITCH! AND WHO THE HELL INVITED GANONPORK?"
Ganondorf: "I should go now, the Gerudos must get impatient..."
Link: "If you haven't noticed, dumbass, the Gerudos are here."
Zelda began to scream like a banshee and punched the closest girl to her, who just happened to be Saria.
Link: "Hey, that's... err... my wife!"
Saria and Zelda looked at him and then charged at him, he dodged just in time and the girls flew out of the window and landed in a lake that apppeared out of nowhere. But unknown to them, an evil monster lived in the lake and ate them for dinner.
Link: "Oops... maybe I should have told them that Malon is my wife!"
Malon: "Yeah, you're probably right! Hey! That's my beer, you little dickhead!"
A kokiri jumped and grabbed her beer and ran of with it.
Malon: "FUCK YOU! I PAYED A RED RUPEE FOR THAT!"
Link: "Calm down, Malon! We're not at home, you know!"
Malon whined like a puppy and then jumped out of the window.
Link: "And all this started 'cus Zelda said she only would give ME a blowjob! Pity she's dead..."
Tingle: "Do you wanna fuck? Grabs Link's ass I can give you a blowjob too!"
Link draws his sword and cleavs the gay in half.
Link: "Nabooru! Let's fuck!"
The gerudo smirked and lead the hero of time into a broom closet.
Author's note: Thanks to those who review and thought this story was good, have a nice day!