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Chapter Two - Test Results, Temper Tantrums, and Emotional Wrecks
The drive to the hospital was silent. Shuichi had a smug smile on his face, and Yuki was scowling because he was manipulated just by the mere mention of his sister and brother-in-law.
They finally arrived at the hospital, and walked over to the harassed-looking woman behind the desk. She had Yuki fill out some forms, and told him to sit in the waiting room.
Thankfully, the doctor called them in soon, and they walked into the examination room. The doctor asked Yuki to 'hop onto the table', and received a glare. The blonde glanced over at Shuichi, who glared, mouthing 'Mika'. Yuki twitched, but sat on the table.
The doctor smiled politely. "I am Doctor Yuy. What can I do for you?"
Yuki huffed, crossed his arms, and stared at the wall unblinkingly. Shuichi rolled his eyes. "He's been throwing up every morning for the past two weeks! He's also been really moody… well, even more moody than usual, anyway."
The doctor scribbled something on his clipboard, nodding slightly.
"Right. We'll get a few tests done, and find out what's wrong."
After a while of poking and prodding, the doctor took a blood sample and, much to Yuki's horror, a urine sample.
He sent them down to the lab, asking the couple to hang around until the tests were complete. In the waiting room, Yuki was being harassed by a woman who wanted his phone number, before Shuichi got annoyed. After he had sent the woman running from the building, screaming as she went, he sat down with a huff.
"Why does everyone want to take you away from me?" He asked Yuki, pouting.
Yuki rolled his eyes. "How the hell should I know? Maybe they can sense your stupidity and want to make sure someone as irresistible as I am doesn't get infected with your idiocy."
Shuichi was about to open his mouth and wail, when a guy sat next to him. The guy was smiling, but looked like the smarmiest man on the planet.
The guy had no sense of subtlety. He was leering at Shuichi, using the corniest pick-up lines, and generally being the most obvious flirt ever.
Yuki twitched, scowling. Quite suddenly, he began to cry. Shuichi and the guy looked over when they heard him sob. Shuichi's eyes widened as he tried to figure out why his love was crying.
Suddenly, Yuki began to wail. "You're going to leave me for him, aren't you!" he said, pointing at the guy, who suddenly looked terrified. "I knew you never loved me! You hate me, don't you? DON'T YOU!"
Shuichi wibbled again. "YUKIIIII! Don't say that! I love you! I'd NEVER leave you!" he threw his arms around the blonde, both of them sobbing like little girls.
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Meanwhile, in the lab, a nurse picked up the next urine sample to be tested. There was a small piece of paper attached to it. It simply said:
Yuki.
Has been vomiting every morning, and experiencing mood swings.
She nodded to herself. Pregnancy test.
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Eventually, they were called back into Doctor Yuy's office. He was looking at his clipboard, bewildered.
He asked them to sit, and then sighed. "Yuki-san, I don't know how to say this…"
Shuichi's eyes widened. "Oh no! I knew it! I KNEW YOU'RE DIEING, YUKI!"
Yuki smacked the back of his head. "BAKA! For the last time, I'm NOT dieing!"
The doctor flinched when Yuki glared at him. "Ahem, well… congratulations Yuki-san… You're pregnant."
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Silence.
More silence.
Suddenly…
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN 'I'M PREGNANT'! BULLSHIT! I'M A GUY, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! THERE'S NO WAY! BESIDES, IF ANYONE OF US IS PREGNANT IT'D BE YOU!" Yuki yelled, pointing an accusing finger at Shuichi.
Shuichi scowled, offended. "Why? Because I look like a girl? IS THAT IT!"
Yuki huffed. "Partly. BUT IT'D STILL BE YOU UKE-BOY!"
Shuichi glared, fisting his hands. "This coming from the guy who let me top a month ago?"
He got up, snatched Yuki's cigarettes, and stormed out of the office, and then the hospital.
A few moments later, Yuki walked out of the hospital, looking small and pathetic, and spotted Shuichi sitting on the bonnet of his car, smoking and twitching.
Yuki walked over to him, eyes glittering with tears. "I'm sorry, Shu-chan! I didn't mean any of it! Please don't be mad! And don't cry either! I can't take it when you cry…"
Shuichi sighed, almost choking on cigarette smoke. He removed himself from Yuki's car, and was immediately crushed with a hug. He wrapped his arms around Yuki, and closed his eyes. If this was going to happen a lot, Shuichi would end up going crazy.
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Back at Yuki's apartment, it was finally starting to sink in.
"Yuki! You're pregnant! With our child! YOU'RE GONNA BE A MOTHER!"
THWACK
Shuichi rubbed his head. "Itai… MEANIE!"
Yuki's left eye twitched. "Don't ever call me a 'mother'."
"But Yukiiii!" Shuichi wrapped his arms around Yuki from behind, putting his hands over the author's stomach. "You're carrying our child…" he whispered. "Our little baby."
Yuki said nothing, but covered Shuichi's hands with his own.
They didn't move for some time, and when they did it was only because the telephone rang. Yuki walked over, and picked it up. "What?"
"Eiri…"
A despairing look came onto Yuki's face. "Oh god… what do you want, Seguchi?"
"Now Eiri, is that really any way to talk to your brother-in-law?"
"I've got no time for this shit! I'm practically turning into a fucking WOMAN here! Now is NOT the time… FUCK OFF!" He suddenly began crying noisily.
"Eiri… Eiri! What's wrong? Are you okay? Are you-"
Yuki slammed the phone down, still crying. Shuichi, hoping he was about to do something right, opened his arms… and landed on the floor as he was tackled by the hysterical blonde.
A few minutes later, Yuki was sat on the couch, trying desperately to act as if he hadn't just completely broken down. Needless to say, with tears still rolling down his face, he was failing miserably. He was still managing to snap at Shuichi though. After a few acidic remarks, he rolled his eyes and announced that he needed the bathroom.
Yuki walked into his study and grabbed his laptop. He settled back down onto the couch, computer on his lap.
A few moments later, Shuichi came out of the bathroom. Upon seeing the computer on his lovers lap, his face darkened like a thundercloud. Yuki looked up, surprised. He'd never seen Shuichi so angry before.
Shuichi stomped over, ripping the laptop from Yuki's grasp. "What do you think you're doing! Are you trying to kill our child?"
He spun around, throwing the laptop with all of his strength. It crashed through the sliding doors, and fell down.
Down.
Down.
And down.
Tohma jumped backwards with a shriek when something landed on the roof of his car as he was walking towards the apartment building. He looked around shiftily, making sure no one had heard his girly scream. He then took a closer look, noticing the object was a black laptop. He narrowed his eyes, and pulled out his cell phone. Once he had told someone to clean up the mess, he resumed his journey.
Yuki blinked. He blinked again. He jumped up from the couch. "Why did you do that!" he asked, disbelieving. When no answer or grovelling apology was forthcoming, he turned to see Shuichi sat in a corner, his knees drawn up to his chest.
"I can't take it. I can't take it. I can't take it." He rocked back and forth, clutching his hair, as he continued his mantra.
Yuki, once again, burst into tears.
This is the scene that Tohma found when he opened Yuki's door. He glanced at Shuichi, raised an eyebrow, and then spotted Yuki. When he noticed his brother-in-law was crying, he rushed over, putting his arms around him.
"Eiri! What's wrong! What happened?"
Yuki sniffled, trying to stop crying. "I… I think I broke him."
Tohma blinked. He glanced at Shuichi. "Um… Why don't you tell me what happened? And why you're so emotional."
Yuki twitched. "I… I'm having a baby!"
Tohma sighed. "Don't be silly, he'll be fine. Now tell me what's wrong?"
Yuki sniffled, stomping his foot. "No, really! I'm… I'm pregnant! I'm turning into a fucking woman! I knew it! It's all my father's fault! I knew I was really a girl! He got me a sex-change didn't he? DIDN'T HE!" Tohma was gaping at him, all composure lost. "I fucking knew that old bastard did something to me!"
Shuichi suddenly stood. He bolted out of the door, screaming. "I CAN'T TAKE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
This made Yuki even more upset, if that was possible. "SEE! I broke him! Now he doesn't love me, and he's gonna leave me, and he hates me! I didn't mean to try and kill our baby! I didn't, I swear! Shuichi! I don't want you to go! I neeeeeeeeed you!"
Tohma, still dumbstruck, managed to guide Yuki to the couch. He sat next to him, wrapping an arm around his shoulders. He stroked his hair gently as the author sobbed. Eventually, Yuki calmed a little. He looked up at Tohma, sniffled, and tried to smile. "Thanks, Onii-chan."
Tohma's eyes widened. He definitely knew Yuki was, somehow, pregnant. He would never in a million years call him 'Onii-chan' if he wasn't.
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