Rin-chan: Konnichiwa, minna-san! This is our last chapter for 'Nine Month Torture', hope you enjoy!

Kei-chan: By the way, we don't own the song in this chapter! 'Ai no Imi wo Oshiete!' belongs to the Hello! Project group, W.

Chapter Nine - Who's The Daddy?

Four days later, Yuki was in his ninth month, and Shuichi was losing the will to live. Yuki's mood swings were as explosive as ever, and Shuichi was beginning to think the pregnancy would never end. The fluff ball was currently unconscious on the couch. Yuki was rummaging around the kitchen, searching for pocky, and pouting when he found they didn't have any. Suddenly, he froze. He felt something wet run down his legs, and cringed. 'I do not believe this… This stupid pregnancy has messed with my head, messed with my emotions, and now… now, it's made me piss myself. THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! This-'

His hand flew to his stomach as a wave of pain hit him. This was worse than all the other times… He looked down, and saw he was standing in a puddle. 'Oh… I didn't pee myself. That was only my FUCKING WATER BREAKING!'

"SHUICHIIIIIIIII!"

Shuichi woke with a jump, falling off of the couch and landing on his face with a THUMP. "WAA! What's wrong? Who died? WHERE AM I!" He spazzed from his position on the floor.

"GET YOUR FREAKY ASS IN HERE RIGHT NOW!" Yuki yelled.

Shuichi scrambled up from the floor, charging into the kitchen and nearly slipping on Yuki's little accident. He looked down, and scrunched his nose.

"Yuki… please tell me you didn't piss yourself? I love you, but that's just nasty… I'm so not cleaning that up."

Yuki slapped the back of his head. "MORON! In case it escaped your notice - which wouldn't surprise me, since you have such a small brain - I'm in labour here! As you can see, my water just broke, which means the baby is coming, for real this time. In other words, GET ME TO THE DAMN HOSPITAL!"

Shuichi shrieked, running for the car keys. As they made their way out of the apartment, Shuichi grabbed the overnight bag that Yuki had packed just two months into his pregnancy.

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As Yuki was about to be sedated, he grabbed Shuichi by his throat. "You better stay with me whilst they cut this brat out of me, or I'll cut your balls off!"

Shuichi paled, and resigned himself to a meeting with the floor.

Some time later

As Yuki regained consciousness, he noticed that Shuichi was definitely not by his side. His face darkened like a thundercloud, and he was about to begin ranting, when a nurse pointed to the floor. He looked down, and saw Shuichi passed out on the floor. He rolled his eyes. 'I should have known…'

The nurse stepped over Shuichi, holding out a bundle of blankets. Yuki slowly reached out his arms. The nurse smiled, and placed the bundle in his arms. "Congratulations, he looks just like you. I called your brother-in-law, and he's on his way."

Yuki looked down, into the sleeping face of his son… and smiled. There was a groan from the general direction of the floor, and a pink head appeared over the side of the bed. A smile crossed his face as he saw Yuki holding their son. He carefully sat on the edge of the bed, and reached out to gently brush a finger over the child's face.

The baby's eyes slowly opened, and he stared at his parents in wonder. His purple eyes were impossibly wide, and seemed to be glued to the two strangers. Shuichi stopped breathing for a second, before a huge smile came to his face. "Hey, little one… I'm your otousan-"

"No, I'm his otousan." Said Yuki, glaring at him. "You're his okaasan, you girly little punk."

Shuichi smirked at him. "Is that so? Well you're the one who gave birth to him…"

Yuki twitched, opening his mouth to yell. Before he could begin his tirade, Shuichi interrupted him. "We should name him. I was thinking that, since this kind of thing is unheard of, we should call him something special. So… how about Kiseki?"

Yuki raised an eyebrow at him. "You came up with that? Hn. I thought you would have come up with something like Shoubi."

Shuichi scowled. "I'm not a complete idiot, thank you."

Yuki snorted, amused. "You could've fooled me."

They looked down as little Kiseki shifted, yawning widely. Shuichi held out his arms, and gently held Kiseki, offering his little finger to the child. A little chubby hand wrapped around his finger, and their son offered them a gummy grin.

Suddenly, a blur raced through the doors, stopping before Shuichi, and a loud squeal was heard. "Ooooh! Shu-chan, he's so cute!" Ryuichi bounced up and down.

Following at a slightly slower pace, but not by much, came Tohma, Hiro, Fujisaki, Mika, K, Sakano, and Tatsuha.

Everyone congratulated the two, and cooed over little Kiseki, before a smirk crossed Tatsuha's face. "So, are you going to breast feed him, Eiri?"

CLANG

Tatsuha was knocked unconscious when Yuki threw a bedpan at his face. Yuki smirked in satisfaction, and Shuichi rolled his eyes. Tohma pushed everyone out of the way, and stared. Shuichi saw the wonder in his eyes, and smiled. "Tohma, meet your yuushi, Kiseki. Kiseki-chan, meet your ojisan, Tohma." He said, as he gently handed Tohma his nephew.

Tohma stared into Kiseki's purple eyes, and a genuine smile crossed his face. His eyes didn't close, or seem cold, and he didn't look calculating. His eyes softened, and his face lit up. Suddenly, he no longer looked like the most feared man in Tokyo… he looked like a loving uncle.

Kiseki let out a giggle as the fur collar on Tohma's coat tickled his face, and everyone in the room saw Tohma melt. It was then that Tohma knew he would do anything for this child, no matter the cost.

It took a while for Tohma to pull himself away, but once he managed it, he handed the child to Ryuichi, who was pestering him. Ryuichi stopped bouncing immediately, and carefully held the baby in his arms. He smiled when Kiseki grabbed a fistful of his soft sweater.

Everyone took their turn in holding the newest addition to the circus. Whenever Mika tried to take her turn, someone rushed to get there before her. Once they had all held him, she went to take her turn, when Tatsuha - who had only just woke up - pushed her out of the way. She glared at him as he held Kiseki, muttering angrily.

When he had finished, she was about to finally hold him, when the nurse came into the room. "Okay, our proud parents should have some alone time, and get some rest. All of you, out now!" Mika fumed as she was impatiently ushered from the room, and stomped away, completely ignoring them all.

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Shuichi gently placed Kiseki in the crib beside Yuki's bed, and found himself pulled into Yuki's arms. They both sat, watching over their little miracle. Shuichi sighed happily. "I can't believe he's finally here… Thank kami-sama you're not going to be so emo now." He heard a sniffle, and froze.

He sighed, before turning to wrap his arms around Yuki. The blonde hiccupped. "I don't know what's wrong with me."

Shuichi stroked his hair. "You just gave birth to our son, who you've been carrying for nine months. It's natural… I think."

They both looked back over to their son. Shuichi grinned. "It's going to be so cool watching him grow up."

Sixteen years later.

Shuichi and Yuki were sat on the couch when Yuki's ears were assaulted with the song. It was the song that had made his life hell for the past week. The music floated from his son's room, and Shuichi cackled as he cringed.

'Attaka muudo

Ukiuki

Deeto biyori no

Bi bi V'

Yuki began to twitch, and Shuichi sat back to watch the show, amused.

'Sawayaka gogo no

Happii happii

Earobikusu de sheipu appu'

Shuichi waited smugly for the explosion, knowing Yuki wouldn't be able to take much more of it.

'Nee ai no imi wo oshiete yo (oshiete yo)

Doubutsu nani ga suki desu ka?

Takoyaki nani wo kakemasu ka?'

Yuki was practically convulsing as he struggled not to yell, but the song was eating away at his composure. There would be hell to pay…

'Egao taemanai

Mou mainichi zutto zutto zutto

Sou anata ga shiawase kanjite iru nara

Kono koi mo ano fushigi na dekigoto mo

Mina anata no suteki na jijitsu nan desu yo

Kokorozuyoi hodo

Ai ga michi afureru'

Before Yuki could flip his lid, the doorbell sounded. Yuki got up, opening the door to reveal Shibui, Kiseki's boyfriend. The music stopped, and they heard Kiseki bouncing down the hallway. "Shibui!" He launched himself at the silent teen.

Shibui rolled his eyes. He raised an amused eyebrow at Kiseki's rainbow belt, and his jacket -complete with fur collar - from Tohma.

As if summoned, Tohma appeared at the door. He smiled hugely, and held open his arms just in time. Kiseki crashed into him with a squeal. "Tohma-ojisan!"

Tohma hugged him tightly, not missing the happiness in his nephew's eyes. Shibui lit a cigarette, careful not to burn any holes in his immaculate white shirt, or his new dress pants. He glanced at his watch.

"C'mon brat, we're going to be late."

Kiseki grinned. "Okay!" He ran around, hugging them all, before latching onto his boyfriend's arm. "Let's go!"

They listened to Shubui's reply as the two left. "Damn it, you're always so noisy!"

Yuki shut the door, leaning against it. The three men looked at each other in horror. "Oh no…"

Yuki ran a hand through his hair, a disbelieving expression on his face. "How the hell did I give birth to that?"

END

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Rin-chan: Okay, thanks to everyone who's followed this story and reviewed! We're still working on the sequel to 'Role Reversal', and we'll hopefully have the first chapter up soon.

Kei-chan: Again, thanks for reading! We hope you enjoyed reading this as much as we enjoyed writing it! Sayonara!