For those of you who have read my Akatsuki capers…I think you will enjoy this XD
Oh, I don't own Naruto or any of it's characters.
Some Background…
Every July the Akastsukis enter a float in the 'Organizations with Questionable Motives and Slightly Sinister Intentions' parade. Past competitors have included the CIA float, a random group of multi-national communists float, the IRA float, and of course….Orochimaru and Kabuto's float. For the past 3 years Akatsuki has placed in the top 3 thanks to the artistic talents of Deidara…however, they have always been 2-3 points shy of winning the grand prize.
This year, the Akatsukis are determined to win the grand prize in the float contest.
"Okay, so 'the leader' is pulling the float. Deidara…show us the blueprints." Zetsu said scribbling on a tablet. This was Deidara's moment in the spotlight…the moment that not even Itachi could take from him. Dediara smile all over and began flipping blue prints all over the place. He had 17 different blueprints for the float and he tossed them haphazardly all over the kitchen table.
"Here it is, yeah. The float that will kick float ass, yeah!" Everyone examined the elaborate blueprints.
"Hmmm….it's a bird…imagine that…" Sasori mumbled. But it wasn't just any bird…it was an elaborate 'Akatsuki' bird marked with Akatsuki 'clouds.' The bird was going to be surrounded by lush landscaping. The only possible problem was the sheer size of the float….Deidara had the wings outspread and it could be to weighty.
"Okay, it's time to assign jobs. Kisame you are in charge of getting the shrubbery and flowers for the float. I'll get the lumber and all the tools needed for the construction of the bird, as well as have 'the leader' bring our float trailer over here. Sasori, you are in charge of putting the float together. Itachi you compile a play list of the music 'the leader' will play and go get candy and other shit to throw off the float and Deidara…you're going to do all the painting and detail on it." Zetsu said.
"Actually, my sister is coming to help with the detail work, yeah. She's a painter, yeah." Deidara said thrilled that everyone liked the float design.
"Dana? You mean….Dana? As in….your hot older sister Dana? Coming…here….to our apartment?" Itachi asked Deidara suddenly very interested in the float. Deidara stood up from the table he stuck a finger in Itachi's face.
"You stay the hell away from my sister, yeah! You're mean, yeah! You never call anyone back after you sleep with them, yeah! You stay out of my sister's pants, yeah!" Itachi rolled his eyes.
"Fine but only because I want to borrow your new cologne." Itachi glared at Deidara.
Well, it was time for construction on the float to begin…