Okay, so Zetsu was on his way to The Home Depot, Kisame was off to the local nursery, Sasori was digging through the outside shed looking for tools, Itachi went to Target Greatland and Deidara collected paint, paintbrushes and at least a million newspapers to cover the area where the float would be painted. Of course he was also awaiting the arrival of his very beautiful yet very...well… (let's just say she's not the brightest bulb in the box) sister Dana.

So we'll check in on Zetsu at The Home Depot. It should be made known at this point that Zetsu has been banned from The Home Depot on three different occasions, mainly for knocking shit over constantly and terrifying other shoppers (after all, he looks like a walking plant). So, Zetsu walks into the Home Depot and immediately needs help.

"Oh god…it's you! Haven't we told you like 50 times that you aren't allowed to shop here!" One of the workers said to Zetsu.

"Yeah, yeah. This time is different. I won't screw anything up! I need some plywood." Zetsu said. The worker sighed rolling his eyes and led Zetsu to the back of the store with all the plywood.

"Here….if you don't' see it here then we don't have it." The worker said very pissed that he had to deal with Zetsu.

"Okay, I need 7 2x4's some of those giant sheets right there, some of the smaller board thingys down there. Oh! And I nee some 5 gallon buckets, some of those smaller dow rods there and….some of those extra long boards." The worker siged again…it would be a bitch getting all that crap for Zetsu.

"Hold on, I'll get some help." The worker said.

"Oh it's okay, I can do it!" With that said…we'll check in on Itachi…

Itachi was angrily rapping his fingers on the buggy in the middle of Target Greatland. "I hate Target…and I hate Target Greatland…I fucking hate all super center's of any sort. You take a fucking business and you make it have grocery, stationary, tire rotation and banking all in the same damn location…" Itachi thought to himself. He stood in front of the candy examining everything.

"Hi! Can I help you find something?" A bubbly employee asked Itachi. Itachi read her nametag: RUTH

"Who the hell names their kid Ruth?" he thought to himself. "No….I'm good. I'm looking at your candy selection." He said dryly. And the bubbly lady went elsewhere to help someone else. Itachi was getting pretty pissed because he couldn't decide what candy to get…so he fixed the situation by getting one of every single type of candy there was. The buggy was now loaded with 82 different varieties of candy. However, this was Itachi and Itachi felt that this wasn't enough…he needed something else to throw at people during the parade route. He had the perfect solution…or at least he thought he had the perfect solution…we'll come back to him later.

"Oh my god! You are such a fucking moron!" the employee at the Home Depot yelled as Zetsu made lumber fall all over the place. People were running around screaming and during the commotion Zetsu had precariously stacked all the lumber on a cart while he was dropping crap everywhere. He had caused a chain reaction in the paint aisle and now cans of paint were falling everywhere.

"Hold on I just need one more board!" Zetsu screamed to the worker. More lumber fell down as Zetsu refused the assistance of a ladder to reach the boards.

"Get out of our store! You are a complete dumbass!" the worker yelled dodging falling boards everywhere. Zetsu on the other hand got his final lumber he needed and after paying for it left the store in chaos. He was pleased with himself…last time he was in The Home Depot he had caused a power outage (it was the after Christmas sale and he was stocking up on blinking multi-colored lights).

Meanwhile, in the checkout line at Target Greatland Itachi was watching as the cashier rung up 82 bags of various candy selections.

"Did you find everything you needed today?" the cashier asked. Itachi thought a minute.

"No…did you know you only sell the condom sampler pack in 12 count and not 24? That's bullshit you know. Oh yeah, and what's with your shampoo here? I mean all you sell is fucking value sizes or trial sizes…no normal sizes, do you know how hard it is to manage a fucking value bottle of shampoo in the shower? Or how easy it is to drop the damn trial size? And don't get me started on the conditioner because it's the same situation…god! You super centers can kiss my ass!" And with that Itachi left…

Well, check on Kisame, Sasori and Deidara soon….