LEI WULONG
Man, people are dropping out of this game like flies! Masahiro should probably go to jail for this. Today I followed him with my silenced pistol and tried to arrest him, but he's just too freakin' fast! That guy must've done track when he was a kid or something, because he's incredible! I wonder if I'll ever get to put him behind bars.
Today when I was walking towards the weights room downstairs, I saw everyone gathered on the dance floor, and Tiger Jackson was explaining something. Maybe that explains why everyone suddenly went missing after Yoshimitsu and Forest Law were killed. Everyone thinks that Kunimitsu is guilty, but I looked at the ninja stars for fingerprints and found several peoples' fingerprints; Kunimitsu's, Yoshimitsu's, Boskonovich's, Paul Phoenix's, and Kazuya's. They're the top suspects, but my best guess is that it was Kunimitsu. I walked out onto the dance floor to see what was going on.
"That concludes my explanation. The dance-off will begin in 10 minutes, so go get changed, get your music, and stuff like that." said Tiger. Everyone nodded, and then nearly trampled me as they ran out of the room to get their stuff.
"What's going on?" I asked.
"Weren't you listening? We're having a dance-off! Whoever wins gets to guess who the killer is. If they're right, then the killer gets sent to jail and we all go home. If they're wrong, then they're wrong." explained Tiger. I gave him a confused look. "What? It wasn't my idea! It was Masahiro's."
"Uhhh...I guess I just won't be taking part in this dance-off." I said. Secretly, I really wanted to be in the dance-off. How come nobody ever tells me these things? I could really break it down and show everybody the skills that kills. Suddenly Anna rushed into the room dressed in that weird zebra outfit of hers. She was followed close behind by Lee, who was dressed in his usual muscle shirt/black jeans outfit. Jin was dressed in a light blue jersey, a light blue hat that was turned backwards, and REALLY baggy pants as well as white laceless high top shoes. He had lots of bling on. Next was Kazuya, dressed in his ugly purple suit. Hwoarang walked in, swinging his crystal ball cane and donning his pimp outfit. Julia had a red spaghetti strap shirt on and really short shorts. She also had black shoes on. Eddy walked in on his hands, dressed in a red suit and a white t-shirt as well as sunglasses. Xiaoyu bounced into the room, random articles of clothing put on where they didn't belong. She couldn't see where she was going because she had a pair of shorts over her head, and tripped over a turtleneck that had been tied around her legs. Nina came in wearing really gothic clothing and spiked bracelets and all that gothic stuff. King came in shortly after her and froze when he saw her. After a few seconds, he ran over to her, trying to plant a kiss on her. However, he was wearing his cheetah mask, so he couldn't do it. He stomped the ground in anger, pulled out a knife, and tried to slit his left wrist, but he missed and fell down.
The next person to come in was Michelle. I could already see the fireworks coming. The instant she saw Julia she gasped in horror.
"Julia!" she screamed, horrified. "Why...you're dressed like a slut!" Julia had a big grin on her face.
"I know! I'm so gonna win the dance-off!" giggled Julia. Michelle looked daggers at Julia.
"You've got ten seconds to get changed! You're disgracing your ancestors!" growled Michelle. Julia looked furious, but Hwoarang stepped between the two.
"Hey, lay off, lady!" said Hwoarang, putting his left arm around Michelle's shoulders. "Her outfit is so pimp! Hatin' ain't cool! Besides, I'm sure your whole tribal stuff don't like hatin', so leave the lil' lady alone. Also, that tribal outfit makes you look sexy." Michelle felt flattered; finally, a man other than Ganryu was semi-flirting with her. She suddenly felt like she couldn't yell at Julia anymore.
The next person to enter was Bryan Fury. He was dressed in his normal vest and camo pants. He was glaring at everyone.
"I'm gonna win this dance-off, and if anyone disagrees..." said Bryan. He put his fists together and cracked all his knuckles. Everyone froze, except for me, because I pulled out my gun and aimed it at Bryan's head.
"Put your hands up, motherf---"Before I could finish my sentence, an invisible hand slapped me in the face.
"PROFANITY WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED IN THIS FANFIC." a voice boomed from above. It was probably that stupid author again.
Anyway, the next person was Ganryu, dressed in his sumo outfit as usual. He glared when he didn't see any food anywhere. Gun Jack and P. Jack pushed him out of the way. They were dressed in their normal clothes (well, Gun Jack couldn't really change his appearance). Christie and Boskonovich were next, Boskonovich dressed in a pinstripe suit and Christie dressed in a black shirt that went across her breasts without any shoulder straps. She was wearing really loose white pants, and she looked really hot, but I knew that if I went near her I'd get a beating from Eddy and Tiger. Toshin was...well...himself. Same as Kuma and Panda. Bruce was wearing a black tank-top and his kickboxing pants. Mokujin was dressed like me! Paul Phoenix had his street clothes on. Gon was wearing a tiny suit that was specially made for him, and his beach ball had a ribbon taped to it. I won't tell you what everyone else was wearing, because that would take too long. First up was Tiger.
The song "I Like to Move It" started playing, and Tiger got into his weird upside-down position and started spinning around really fast. He shot up from the ground like a helicopter, and then landed on his feet. He did a cartwheel, then a one-handed cartwheel, and then an aerial. Eddy was getting jealous, and Christie was cheering really loud. After a few minutes of dancing, Tiger stumbled back into the waiting area. Now it was Hwoarang's turn.
"Too Sexy" was now blaring over the speakers and Hwoarang pimptastically (and somewhat suggestively) danced to it. Anna ran over to Hwoarang and started dancing with him. The song went on for a minute, then someone switched it off. Hwoarang and Anna weren't too happy about it. Next up was Christie.
"Toxic" started playing on the speakers, and Christie started breakdancing (how original...NOT!). Tiger and Eddy were trying to out-cheer eachother.
After her was Gon. His was probably one of the funniest dances! Some weird jazz song started playing, and Gon started doing some weird tap dance/jazz dance. He was booed off the dance floor, and Toshin threw him at Heihachi. Heihachi threw Gon across the dance floor.
Now it was Lee's turn. He started doing a dance to some hip-hop song. Jin went up and started doing the same, but Lee kicked him across the dance floor. Toshin, overwhelmed with jealousy and his hatred for Lee for accusing him of being the killer, dashed forward, grabbed Lee, and started shaking him violently. After a few seconds of doing that without anyone interrupting, he opened his mouth and bit Lee really hard in the left arm towards the shoulder. At this point, it all started to go downhill. Lee screamed and punched Toshin in the face. Heihachi, sticking up for his son, tackled Toshin and started beating him on the floor. Gun Jack went to restrain Heihachi, but P. Jack punched him really hard in the face. Gun Jack sprung up and dashed at P. Jack, who tripped Gun Jack and made him fall on top of Toshin and Heihachi. Combot was doing the robot on the dance floor. Then everyone except Combot dogpiled Heihachi and Toshin, Lee barely avoiding the mob. Toshin threw everyone off him matrix style (slow motion included) and was about to go for Lee again when everyone heard Lee let out a yelp. There, laying broken and sparking on the floor, was Combot. The killer had gotten him. He whirled around and glared at Toshin, pointing an accusing finger at him.
"IT WAS YOU!" screamed Lee. "YOU DESTROYED MY ROBOT!" With that, Lee tackled Toshin, but P. Jack picked him up and threw him into Heihachi.
"How could it have been him? Everyone was dog piling him, so he couldn't have attacked Combot." said Julia. Ganryu stomped the floor in fury.
"I'M HUNGRY!!" roared Ganryu. He tried to grab Xiaoyu, but Xiaoyu was bouncing around everywhere, and Ganryu was big and slow, so he couldn't catch her.
"That dance Combot was doing was so half a century ago, so it's not a total loss." said Christie in a ditzy voice, flipping her hair. Lee was nearly frothing at the mouth. Bryan Fury punched the floor.
"If only I were the one who killed Yoshimitsu." sighed Kunimitsu, who had seemingly appeared out of nowhere.
"Well, we don't have judges, so I'm the winner." growled Bryan Fury. He then pointed accusingly at Kunimitsu. "And I think SHE'S the killer!" Masahiro did a cartwheel and brushed back his hair with his left hand.
"I'm sorry, Bryan, but you're wrong. Kunimitsu's not the killer." said Masahiro.
REMAINING CHARACTERS:
Anna Williams
Boskonovich
Bruce Irvin
Bryan Fury
Christie Monteiro
Eddy Gordo
Ganryu
Gon
Gun Jack
Heihachi Mishima
Hwoarang
Jin Kazama
Julia Chang
Jun Kazama
Kazuya Mishima
King
Kuma
Kunimitsu
Lee Chaolan
Lei Wulong
Ling Xiaoyu
Michelle Chang
Mokujin
Nina Williams
Panda
Paul Phoenix
Prototype Jack
Tiger Jackson
Toshin