"Yes…so if we need more wood, we're just going to have to chop you up." Zetsu said. Sasori hung up. Meanwhile, outside in the shed Sasori was digging through the tools trying to find the saw, the saw horses, nails, hammers, and other construction crap. However, Zetsu had his hands full and things were stacked up in a most idiotic manner. He had the pail of nails on the bottom, then three levels, then screw drivers and hammers, then one of the saw horses, and then two drills and a saw stacked on top of that, followed by drill bits and wrenches, wood glue and some other gluey crap, a staple gun, a chalk line, three rulers and more nails. He was coming across the yard with even more crap hanging from his sides. He couldn't see where he was walking and all of a sudden Deidara came rushing across the yard yelling and he ran into Sasori….needless to say construction items went flying in all directions showering Sasori with nails and other paraphernalia. Deidara didn't even notice Sasori screaming because he was yelling at the top of his lungs.
"DANA!" Deidara screamed at his arriving sister.
"DEIDARA!" she yelled back at him and came hurdling across the yard toward him.
"DANA!"
"DEIDARA!" Both of them were screaming at the sight of each other. They were now wrapped in one of those 'oh my god I haven't seen you in so long' hugs. Sasori had now managed to come to his senses and pick up all the tools again.
"Oh my god! Deidara! Like, look at you, yeah!
"No! Dana look at you, yeah!" Now, it should be known that Dana was just as blonde and just as…well…unique as Deidara. However, when it came to brains she got shortchanged. But at least she had beauty on her side. And so this merry reunion went on for a while….we'll go into Kisame's workd…
"Hmmm…I don't know. These plants look like hell." Kisame said.
"Sir, we have shown you at least 24 different plants of this type." An irritated nursery employee said.
"Yeah, well I don't think you understand…I'm here to get plants for a parade float and they have to be bitching plants. I mean these plants have to be bright, and eye catching and these plants you are showing me are just crap. Do you have any roses, because we need red roses for the float…you know like the tournament of roses parade, yeah we're talking lots of flowers here…so take me to the grand champion plants!" Kisame demanded. So the nursery employee led Kisame to yet another set of plants…however on his way there he managed to rip over a hose and it pulled loose from the water source and water showered all over the place while the hose flipped around like crazy. Then there was a cataclysmic chain reaction of plants falling form hanging baskets and there was a shower of potting soil everywhere. The nursery worker was pissed and both the worker and Kisame were soaked by the time they got the hose under control not to mention diry with soil.
"Hmmm…I think I tripped on that hose…you really should have a sprinkler system" Kisame said. "Now…about my plants." Kisame insisted…even though he had just turned the greenhouse upside down. We'll check in later…
Meanwhile, at the float construction site, Sasori had already lost control of the saw 3 times and it had spun wildly across the yard and onto the neighbor's fence. Needless to say, the fact that the saw had damaged the neighboring fence would be blamed on Orochimaru somehow…
"Itachi, do you have the play list finished?" Zetsu asked giving the last of the lumber to Sasori to saw up.
"Yes...okay…here's the list. Aerosmith – Angel, Fall Out Boy – Sugar We're Goin Down, Avril Lavinge - My Happy Ending, Phil Collins - invisible Touch…" Zetsu cut him off.
"Wait…wait…we agreed no more Phil Collins after that time Kisame got all emotional listening to the 'Genesis Greatest Hits' collection."
"Oh…that's right. We'll scratch that one. Um…Climax – Everywhere 2005 Remix, Nickelback - Savin Me, Madonna - Like a Virgin, Paula Abdul – Forever Your Girl, Rihanna – S.O.S., Britney Spears - I'm a Slave 4 U, and Pat Benetar – Shadows of the Night. Zetsu was nearly in tears.
"That's so awesome man! You make the best play lists!" Zetsu declared.
Ah, yes…things were progressing for the parade float…