(I am REALLY sorry for not updating. Evil school brainwashing machines trying to kill me video games trying to keep me away from the fanfic evil writer's block. Please forgive me!)

LEE CHAOLAN

Man, things have been getting really weirder lately. Even though certain events would normally cause me to think he isn't the killer, I still think he is! Even worse, someone very important is in trouble!

This morning I was woken up by that loudmouthed brat Miharu, who was running down the halls banging a pot with a wooden spoon and screaming, "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!" Whether or not it was her birthday I'm not sure, but I do know that she was trying to get attention. I saw that she had taken Xiaoyu's Espresso machine (thank the Lord), so things had been a little quiet lately, other than Miharu's usual attention whoring.

When I was rudely woken up, I saw that it was snowing outside. Excited, I grabbed my stuffed penguin Binky (I love to play in the snow with him!), clipped him onto a carabiner on my belt, and ran over to get my boots, gloves, hat, and coat on. However, I noticed something going on outside; someone dressed in all black with a ski mask was tying Boskonovich down to a guillotine in the garden! I wanted to jump out the window and run over to save Boskonovich, but that would let all the cold air in and I'd have to worry about stepping on broken glass in my room. Fortunately, Xiaoyu's and Miharu's room was right next door, so I decided to pay them back for all the TORMENT they've put me through! I dashed out the hall, into their room, and jumped out the window just like in a cool action movie! I started running across the garden towards the masked culprit, who saw me and started to run away. I quickly ripped a frozen radish out of the ground (don't tell Ganryu) and hurled it at the culprit with all my strength, but it missed. The culprit escaped into the mansion. I decided to let him or her escape and start untying Boskonovich. Whoever that guy was, they were probably the killer, but it couldn't have been Toshin because Toshin's a big ugly monster and that guy I saw was human...ooh, the plot thickens!

"Thank you, sonny..." stammered Boskonovich, who stammered a little bit in his voice due to the cold and his old age. "I didn't get a good l-look at him, those kids these days..." I helped him to his feet and started walking towards the main entrance to the mansion.

"Don't worry, doc. If Toshin's really the killer, WHICH HE PROBABLY IS, then he sent some guy to make him look innocent. He's pretty smart, but—OH GOD, THERE HE IS!" I screamed. Toshin had walked out of the main entrance and was staring at me with some evil glare. He slowly started to stomp towards me, so Doc and I started to make a run for it towards the broken wall Ganryu rolled through. Doc tripped, so I had to stop and help him up, but by this time Toshin had taken to the air and was dive bombing straight at me! I knew that I couldn't escape, so I unclipped Binky and threw him towards the hole in the wall. "Go, Binky! Save yourself!" I shouted, just as Toshin knocked me out.

When I woke up, I was tied to a chair in some dark room. I squirmed, but the bonds were too tight. Suddenly the lights came on, and Toshin was in my face, growling! He roared and raised his arms into the air. I'll admit it, I screamed like a little girl. Toshin's roar soon changed into a demonic laugh.

"What do you want from me?! Tell me Binky's okay! Don't kill me!" I screamed, squirming again.

"No, Lee, I'm not going to kill you. In fact, I need your help." said Toshin. My eyes widened.

"You can talk?" I asked.

"It seems that the killer, who is not me, despite your constant shouting, has been trying to frame various people in the mansion. I want to figure out who this killer is, but I don't want to ruin the game for everyone else; instead, once I know who the killer is, I'm going to have some fun with everyone else. You're going to help me do this." explained Toshin.

"Hey! What if I don't wanna help you?" I snapped. Hee hee, that was so clever! I don't think Toshin thought it was, though, because he leaned in and roared at me again. I screamed and almost wet myself. "Okay! Okay! I'll help you! Just please don't hurt Binky! He's gone through enough turmoil in his life and he doesn't need you to make things worse for him!" Toshin's eyes widened.

"'Turmoil', you say? Tell me more!" said Toshin, sitting down in front of me. I tried to back away in my chair, but he had bolted the chair to the floor. I wanted to run away screaming, but I couldn't, so I guess I had to tell Toshin Binky's story.

"Well, it all started when Heihachi adopted me and I found my idiot brother Kazuya beating up the stuffed animals Heihachi had bought for him to murder..."

-----FLASHBACK (in third person) -----

Kazuya kicked a teddy bear across his room, the poor stuffed animal ricocheting off the wall and into a karate chop from Kazuya that knocked off its head, stuffing flying everywhere. Eight-year-old Kazuya laughed evilly, violently ripping out the stuffing with his teeth. Lee peeked through the open doorway and watched the horrible scene unfold. Kazuya abruptly stood up and stomped over to a stuffed penguin, Lee's future beloved Binky, grinning evilly. Lee almost gasped, but covered his mouth in time. He was worried about the poor penguin's future.

"You're going down tomorrow, stupidhead penguin!" growled Kazuya, letting out an evil laugh. "But now I'm going to play outside with the grenade launcher." Kazuya started towards the door, making Lee panic inside. Lee ran as fast as he could towards his room, slamming the door behind him, panting when he settled down.

This is horrible! I've gotta save that penguin from Kazuya's meanness! Tonight I'll sneak into his room and save that penguin. It'll be risky, but something has to be done... Lee thought to himself. He nearly jumped when he heard a knock on the door. He opened the door to see Kazuya clutching the penguin by the throat, smiling evilly.

"This penguin's gonna get it tomorrow! You wanna come with me and watch me hang him from the tallest tree and burn his body, then stab it with all of daddy's knives that he hides from me and then fire a rocket at it?" said Kazuya, giggling with glee at the end of his speech. Throughout the speech Lee's eyes got wider and wider until finally he snatched the penguin from Kazuya's hands, slammed the door shut, and locked it with all five locks. Kazuya started banging on the door, shouting things like, "Open this door or I'll break it down! You know I can!" and, "I'll tell mommy about the mayonnaise incident unless you give that penguin back!" Kazuya was stopped, however, by Heihachi, who sounded furious.

"KAZUYA, you were supposed to clean the gutters! GET OUT THERE AND START CLEANING!" roared Heihachi, the walls vibrating from Heihachi's voice.

"Don't tell me what to---No! Not the fire hydrant! Anything but the—AAAAAAAAHHH!!!" screamed Kazuya, Heihachi beating him with a fire extinguisher. After three hits, Heihachi started spraying the fire extinguisher at Kazuya, some of the contents coming from under the door. The fire extinguisher had been filled with the gas that they use for local anesthesia, so Lee opened up the window and jumped out with Binky, landing safely in a pile of leaves.

-----END FLASHBACK (back to first person) -----

"...and ever since that fateful day I've been keeping Binky safe from Kazuya's murderous rage." I said, finishing the story. Toshin had been smiling through the whole story, giggling when I got to the part about Kazuya ripping the stuffed animal apart with his teeth and the part where Heihachi attacked Kazuya with a fire extinguisher. "Now can you get me out of this chair?"

"Only if you promise to help me and find out who the killer is." growled Toshin. I nodded, desperately wanting to get out of there. Toshin bit the ropes apart, and the instant I could get away I started to run towards the exit. However, Toshin grabbed me by the ankle and lifted me up. I started flailing about, trying to get away. That guy has some serious issues! "However, I need to know that I can trust you with such a thing. If I ever, EVER even SUSPECT you of being the killer, I'll eat you. Understood?"

"I'm a good actor, you know. How do you know I'm not?" I said. Hee hee, I love messing with this guy! I'm not the killer, I'll have you know that. However, I wanted revenge for all the torment this guy has put me through. I guess he didn't take too kindly to that last statement, because he opened his mouth wide and started to lower me in. I screamed again, flailing wildly. "I'M NOT THE KILLER! DON'T EAT ME!" I wailed. Toshin dropped me on the ground and went into a private room. Why does this guy get an apartment while everyone else gets a single room? I didn't stop to think about this; instead, I ran as fast as I could out of that room and towards the dining room. I had to get Binky back; who knows, someone could've stolen him!

Speak of the devil, BINKY WAS GONE WHEN I GOT THERE! He's been kidnapped! I had to call the cops, or call the coast guard, or call the Tekken force, or call PETA. I just HAD TO GET BINKY BACK! Can't you trust old guys with your stuffed animals anymore? Say, that's pretty suspicious. Boskonovich was the only one around when I tried to save Binky, and why would Toshin send me on this hunt for everyone else? Maybe...maybe they're in some sort of conspiracy! Ooh, the plot thickens even more! I couldn't think of a plan to investigate Boskonovich and Toshin, though, because I saw Bryan Fury chasing after Lei Wulong, which derailed my thought train. Suddenly, as Lei entered the room, a gloved hand with a weird-looking gun reached out from an open closet door and fired at Bryan. Sure enough, it was an EMP gun, causing Bryan to short-circuit, have a few spasm attacks, and fall to the floor, lifeless. Lei pulled out his pistol and ran into the closet, chasing after the killer. A few moments later Boskonovich walked into the room. I ran over to him and grabbed him by the collar of his shirt, putting my fist at his face.

"You were supposed to make sure no one stole Binky! You're awfully suspicious, mister!" I shouted. Boskonovich looked frightened.

"I'm sorry! It wasn't my fault! I started to take that penguin back to your room when suddenly that person who had tried to kill me before snatched him away and escaped into the shadows! I tried to stop him, but he was too fast, and you know how my legs are bad! Don't hurt me!" stammered Boskonovich. I released him, going into the corner to think about what's been happening. The others poured into the room, asking one another about what could've happened. As usual, Miharu had to be an attention whore, so she jumped up onto the table and turned on a megaphone. There was a high-pitch static screech that made us all stop talking and grasp our heads in pain.

"NOBODY PANIC!" shouted Miharu. "It appears that Bryan Fury has been EMPed to death. Lei Wulong is chasing after the killer, so whoever isn't here is the killer!" Xiaoyu finally exploded from caffeine withdrawal and rage against Miharu, jumping up onto the table with a knife in her hand.

"You have RUINED MY LIFE!" screamed Xiaoyu. "You took away Betty, my beloved Espresso machine, you embarrassed me in front of all my friends, and worst of all, YOU FLIRTED WITH MY JINNYJINJIN!!" With a scream of rage, Xiaoyu tackled Miharu and stabbed her a couple dozen times, blood squirting everywhere. Miharu let out one final wail before dying, her body going limp a moment later. No one stopped Xiaoyu; instead, we all started applauding.

Once everyone had left, I gathered my thoughts. Maybe Lei had led Bryan Fury into a trap! Looks like our current suspects are Lei, Toshin, and Kunimitsu—I'll bet she's lying about being innocent!

REMAINING CHARACTERS:

Anna Williams

Boskonovich

Bruce Irvin

Christie Monteiro

Eddy Gordo

Ganryu

Gon

Gun Jack

Heihachi Mishima

Hwoarang

Jin Kazama

Julia Chang

Kazuya Mishima

King

Kuma

Kunimitsu

Lee Chaolan

Lei Wulong

Ling Xiaoyu

Michelle Chang

Mokujin

Nina Williams

Panda

Paul Phoenix

Prototype Jack

Tiger Jackson

Toshin