"I don't get your sister what the hell is wrong with her?" Itachi asked irritated.
"There's nothing wrong with her, yeah. She's the best sister ever…although were we were little we always fought over crayons and Play Doh, yeah. Oh god, we used to pull the hell out of each others hair fighting over crayons, yeah…I'd grab a pig tail (that's when Dana wore pigtails), she would grab my ponytail and we would both scream bloody murder until mom threw something at us, yeah…" Itachi cut Deidara off.
"That's not what I meant you moron! Why won't she sleep with me? She's like the hottest girl I've ever met yet she's the one who wont' go to bed with me!" Itachi was pissed and so Deidara smiled as he popped his rage pill.
"Well, Dana thinks you're too high strong and too much of a drama queen." Deidara said smiling with delight at the fact that Itachi couldn't get Dana in bed.
"What? What the hell? Me? Too much of a drama queen? I'm soooo not a drama queen if anyone in our group is a drama queen it's Zetsu…not me? And I'm not high strung! What was the last thing I did that was remotely high strung!" Itachi's voice had become all squeaky and frantic…like it always is when he got all worked up. Sasori came into the kitchen with all the candy Itachi had purchased.
"Okay, Itachi, overall nice job on the candy. There is a wide selection of candy here. Oh, and Deidara open the bags first this year…last year you nearly knocked an old woman out. Now, Itachi like I said, there is a nice selection but…what's with the condom sampler pack? We can't throw condoms!" Sasori said.
"What do you mean we can't throw condoms? Of course we can throw condoms! They come in 4 different colors!" Itachi was getting dramatic again, it was this point that Dana walked into the room with a towel wrapped around her and her head form where she had been in the shower.
"Oh god, there he goes again, yeah." She rolled her eyes and went into Deidara and Itachi's room to look for a hairbrush.
"Oh! I want the blue ones! Can I have the blue ones, yeah?" Deidara eagerly asked. Itachi punched him in the stomach.
"Well, we aren't throwing the condoms, so I guess you'll just have to keep those put away somewhere." Sasori said.
"Hey, can we drink on the float? Malts are on sale this week and now's the time to stock up." Kisame said.
"I don't know…it's a parade there will be families and stuff there; we probably shouldn't' be drunk." Zetsu said.
"You're right, well we should stock up anyway." Kisame said. Now that Dana was dried off and dressed she and Deidara went to glue flowers onto the float, they talked Sasori into doing it with them. The parade was 24 hours away and this was the final push and gluing flowers would take a long time…so it was very important for Kisame to make a liquor run.
"So, you're telling me that the reason Deidara's pony tail is on top of his head is because your mom always just put it there?" Sasori asked Dana as the three of them glued flowers on the float.
"Yeah, Deidara like confused mom a lot, the doctors thought she was having like two girls but then when he was born it was like a surprise, yeah. And when he like had enough hair, mom didn't know what to do with it, so she like just put it on top his head, yeah."
"Funny, he STILL does it." Sasori said. The float was indeed looking like a float. Meanwhile Itachi came out of the apartment with his arms piled up with clothes.
"Deidara, stop whatever the hell your doing and try to help me decide what we're wearing on the float tomorrow." Itachi said. Deidara watched (as he was covered in glue) as Itachi held up the first wardrobe option.
"Hmmmm…no, no Itachi we wore Armani last year, yeah." Deidara said resuming his gluing duties. Itachi threw that outfit aside, actually what he was doing was seeing what designer they would wear this year, Itachi wouldn't be caught dead in the same outfit as Deidara.
"Okay look at this one." Itachi said.
"You know, why don't' we just wear the robes…because me, Zetus and Kisame are going to look like hell in whatever you two pick out. You two are lean and..well anything looks good on you, the rest of us don't' have the ideal body type and this is why we should just wear the robes." Sasori insisted.
"No! We're not wearing robes!" Itachi snapped at him. "Deidara, turn your ass around and look at this." Itachi said.
"Hmm….no, this isn't the year for Nautica, yeah." Deidara said. Itachi pitched that outfit aside also.
"Oh my god….Deidara you will melt over this." Itachi said. Deidara spun around and screamed.
"Itachi that's it, yeah! That's the outfit! BCBG, yeah! That's what we're wearing, yeah!"
"Wait! How the hell are the rest of us going to wear BCBG when we don't even own anything BCBG?" Sasori asked.
"Don't worry about that, Deidara and I have you all covered." Itachi said hauling all the clothes back inside the apartment.
"Listen, I'm not wearing anything tight do you hear me! I don't have the body for it! My shirt has to be at least sizes too big for me! And if it's not I'm wearing the robe!" Sasori whined.
"Danna, it's okay you…" Deidara stopped...he just had one of those moments when the lightbulb came on… " Oh…my…god…Danna is Dana with 1 more N, yeah!" Naturally, this thrilled both Dana and Deidara…it was at this point Sasori considered leaving Akatsuki and joining an organization who didn't have such…unique members…