(Hey hey hey, guess who's back? Yeah. I promise next update won't be as far away as this one was.)

NINA WILLIAMS

This whole mystery thing is, like, totally freaking me out, and my sister is so totally clueless! I was doing my nails in the lobby with Christie, my best friend in the whole wide world, when all of a sudden my sister barges in and moans about how people are dying and how she thinks it's my fault! Of course she has to blame everything on me, she's just jealous because I'm prettier than her and I'm up-to-date with the latest fashion. She wears these ugly dresses all the time; she's so 1800's! It went something like this;

"Nina, just admit that you're the killer and then we can get out of this dirty, ugly pigpen!" scoffed Anna. I tried not to laugh, but I just couldn't help it. Anna glared at me because even a retard like her can figure out I was laughing at her. She put her hands on her hips. "What's so funny, sister? You think it's funny how people are dying every day?"

"You really need to get with the program, Anna." I laughed. "So what if a few people die? Isn't Lei a cop? He's good at this kinda stuff, why don't we just let him figure it out?" At that point Anna was REALLY mad, so she stomped over to me in her high heels (what a loser!).

"Excuse me!" screamed Anna. "You're just going to sit here and do nothing and hope that Lei, an incompetent fool, will solve the mystery? Honestly, Nina, if you weren't such a ditz you'd be able to comprehend the danger of this situation. I'll be off to solve the mystery without you, sister." With that she briskly turned around and stomped out of the room. When she left, Christie and I laughed so hard we almost cried. We immediately stopped, though, as Lee burst into the room and started searching everything. He's kinda stupid (Christie says he's my type...I wonder what that means?) but I so have a crush on him! I giggled and quickly finished my last fingernail.

"What're you doing, Lee?" I asked. I couldn't wait for the response; Lee is completely nuts, and he says all kinds of crazy things.

"I'm looking EVERYWHERE for anything that could lead me to the killer. Toshin says he isn't the killer, but I don't believe him! All he ever does is lie and eat children, so why trust him anyway?" cried Lee, searching under the couch pillows and behind the picture frames of various paintings. Christie looked at me in a way that silently told me that Lee was creeping her out...as usual. "I'll bet Toshin lives in Greenland as the evil king of the puffins! You never know what that creep is up to!" I looked at Christie, confused.

"Is Greenland really green?" I asked Christie. I'll admit, that was a retarded question, but geez, Christie didn't have to laugh as loud as she did! It's okay, though, we're friends! At that point I decided to take a walk. I said goodbye to Christie and Lee, and I walked out into the hall. I started towards my room, but I couldn't help noticing the fact that Julia's weird mom was handing out "Meat Is Murder" fliers. Everyone was just walking past her, ignoring her constant shouting about how we shouldn't kill the animals, but things got really interesting when King saw her. He took one look at the flier Michelle handed him, and then roared and tore it apart with his jaws, and then grabbed Michelle's stack of fliers and lit fire to them with a lighter that was in his pocket (weirdo alert!), causing Michelle to scream in horror.

"King, what are you doing!" screamed Michelle. "That is very rude and very obnoxious! You ought to be ashamed of yourself!" King just leaned in her face and growled, then walked back to his room and started blaring Linkin Park music again, slamming his door. King seriously has some self-esteem problems. He's so not cool since he's a goth...but now I guess we should focus on Lee because I'm crazy about him!

My dreams came true that night when Lee came to my door and knocked. I opened it to see him and smiled my prettiest smile, slightly shocked that I had greeted him without wearing my makeup or having my hair done. He had a big grin on his face.

"Nina...would you like to go outside with me for a little while? Y'know, to take a walk and stuff." said Lee. Inside my heart jumped with joy, and I was completely frozen. I was so surprised and so overjoyed that I couldn't think of anything to say. I just nodded, staring at his eyes with pure happiness. "Really? Great! Wanna go right now?"

"Oh, Lee, I look disgusting!" I cried. "Can we go once I do my hair?" I was so flustered and so nervous that I was talking to the guy of my dreams and I looked awful.

"Nina, you're so silly. You look fine! In fact, you look great! But if you wanna do your hair first, that's fine." said Lee. I smiled with joy, but I made a huge mistake; I blurted out a word that I had been really concentrating on for a while for reasons I don't know...I'm weird like that.

"ICELAND!" I shouted. I gasped and covered my mouth in horror, realizing what I had just done. Lee's goofy facial expression didn't change one bit; I guess he was used to weirdness, since he's a wacko himself.

"You're funny. Let's go!" said Lee. He grabbed me by the wrist and led me outside. I enjoyed every moment of it. We walked together outside along the bushes, talking about how totally freaked out we were because of the killer. Suddenly we heard a growling behind us, and we turned around to see Toshin slowly advancing towards us. Lee screamed and took off running with me, and he was totally freaking out. I screamed, because not only was I, like, totally scared, but blonde popular girls like me just love to scream!

"Lee, what's going on!" I screamed.

"Less talking, MORE RUNNING! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" he screamed, heading towards the main entrance to the mansion. Suddenly Toshin dashed forward and grabbed him, holding him tightly. Lee screamed and kicked furiously, and I turned around and ran forward to save him, but Toshin blew fire at me. I didn't want my new Abercrombie clothes ruined, so I jumped back.

"LEE!" I screamed. Lee gritted his teeth and kicked desperately at Toshin, but the monster's grip was tight.

"Nina, go! Save yourself! TELL BINKY HE CAN HAVE THE COOKIES!" shouted Lee. Toshin flew up onto the roof with Lee, and I broke down crying outside the mansion...the guy I had a crush on was going to be killed by that monster!

I was in for a surprise that morning, though. When I went to breakfast, Lee and Toshin were there! Lee looked super scared about something, so I went over and sat next to him. The monster glared at him whenever it wasn't focused on its food. Lee didn't accuse Toshin of being the killer anymore, instead, he trembled whenever Toshin looked at him. Something really fishy was going on! When the host Masahiro came in, he had a cheerful look on his face, yet most of the people glared at him. I think he's kinda cute, but that's just me.

"Everyone, I've decided to hold an all-night party tonight. If you wanna sleep, just go to bed, but if you wanna have the biggest party of your life, then come to the main lobby tonight!" said Masahiro. We all seemed interested, especially me; I've gotta go to any party I can! Gon got up on the table and started dancing, and Eddy reached to pull him away but instead got a beach ball to the face. Eddy, enraged, dove forward and tackled Gon, intent on bashing his face in. However, he had sprung forward with too much force and had knocked Ganryu's plate to the floor, spilling all of his food on the floor. Time kinda came to a stop as Ganryu just stared at the mess, his eyes wide and a horrified expression on his face. Masahiro was smart; he immediately hid under the table. That's when all hell broke loose. Ganryu let out some kind of angry roar and pounded his chest, then grabbed Eddy and threw him against the wall. Tiger cheered and danced over to Eddy, kicking him while he was on the floor. I must say, this was totally freaky! Everybody was getting into a fight again, so I decided to conform (I always always ALWAYS have to conform to what everyone else does!) and threw a hunk of meat that was on the floor at Anna. It hit her in the side of the head, and everyone burst out laughing as she screamed in horror and madly wiped the grease from the food that had dribbled down onto her UGLY dress away. Then she like turned into some kinda animal because she screamed and tackled me! I immediately rolled back and kicked Anna into a wall, and the fight was on! Everybody started fighting eachother, and it was total chaos!

I don't know what was going on with everybody else because I was so intent on beating up my stupid sister! We got into this totally intense catfight, with slapping and shin kicking and all that fun stuff, and finally I chipped her nail, which made her totally freak out. We didn't get to finish our fight, though, because Lei started shooting his pistol at the ceiling to get us to calm down.

"ENOUGH!" screamed Lei. Everybody went silent, and I took this moment to look at all the funny positions everyone was in. Gon was on Heihachi's back, and Heihachi had a knife raised over Jin's head, but Jin was cowering in fear as Kazuya had his wooden spatula raised. Prototype Jack was picking up Ganryu's steak knife, and Eddy and Tiger were about to punch eachother with Christie trying to stop them. Michelle was holding Julia back, and Julia was trying to go over and kick Kazuya. Xiaoyu was the only one who was moving (she was twitching) besides Lei because she had too much coffee (what a surprise). Ganryu was standing over his food crying, and Kunimitsu was sitting in the corner watching. Boskonovich was nowhere to be seen...who would want to fight him anyway? Mokujin was copying what Hwoarang was doing, which was standing ready to throw an orange at Jin. I swear I felt Paul grab my butt during this silence, but I didn't wanna slap him at this point. Bruce was watching King draw pictures of Masahiro slashed up with a bunch of spikes and stuff (what an emo loser that guy King is!).

"You guys are ridiculous! You can't even sit down together and have breakfast without a fight breaking out!" complained Lei, obviously very cynical. "I'm sick and tired of this crap!"

"THEN GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!" roared King. This was really a surprise; usually King never said anything. Lei just glared at King and walked away, and Masahiro came out from under the table.

"Lei's right, you guys. You're really immature." said Masahiro, spitefully. He walked away as well...he's kinda cute, too! Not as cute as Lee though.

That night was probably like the worst night of my life! I was trying to get my beauty rest when all of a sudden I heard heavy footsteps outside my room and whimpering. I slowly went to go see what was going on, and Kuma was outside my door...except he was shaking! He was also dragging some things. I opened the door cautiously, and Kuma pushed past me, walked into my room, and got into the tornado drill position, still shaking and whimpering; obviously something was wrong.

"...oh my god! Is something wrong?" I asked. I then realized I had made a stupid question and just shrugged it off; nothing unusual. I then realized that he had been dragging the mangled body of Gun Jack! I totally freaked out and backed away from Kuma, but he sensed what I was thinking, looked up at me, and shook his head. Lei jumped into my room right after that, his pistol ready.

"What's goi—oh my god!" shouted Lei. He bent down and examined Gun Jack's body, and soon there were more and more people crowded outside the room to see what was going on. Lei stood up, and from the look on his face I could tell that he had come to some kind of conclusion. "Gun Jack was slashed to death with a sword...but not just any sword; Yoshimitsu's sword." Everyone gasped, then whispered to eachother what they thought was going on. "The killer must have taken Yoshimitsu's sword after they killed him, and I know that one of us would really love to have a sharp object in his hands..." Everyone looked at King, who was wearing tight jeans and a black shirt. "No, not Mr. Goth! Prototype Jack! Haven't you seen his fascination with the knives in the dining room, especially the steak ones?" I totally had an a-ha moment there, Lei was right! Everybody formed a mob and started towards Prototype Jack's room, but all of a sudden we heard Lei screaming and quickly went back to my room; a school bus had smashed through MY wall and had run over Lei! Not only is that totally random and totally stupid, but NOW MY ROOM WAS RUINED! I screamed really loud and fell to my knees, and I burst into tears. Anna just laughed at me, but I didn't care at that point; I'm gonna kill her soon! My sadness was interrupted, however, by a brilliant idea by Bruce.

"Hey, if the foo who ran over Lei just did that, he's gotta still be in there!" shouted Bruce, with his usual Mr. T accent. Everybody quickly stormed the bus, but found no-one; instead, a piece of high-tech computer stuff and a note that read:

"Light is the task where many share the toil."

What's that supposed to mean?

REMAINING CHARACTERS:

Anna Williams

Boskonovich

Bruce Irvin

Christie Monteiro

Eddy Gordo

Ganryu

Gon

Heihachi Mishima

Hwoarang

Jin Kazama

Julia Chang

Kazuya Mishima

King

Kuma

Kunimitsu

Lee Chaolan

Ling Xiaoyu

Michelle Chang

Mokujin

Nina Williams

Panda

Paul Phoenix

Prototype Jack

Tiger Jackson

Toshin