A/N: Sorry for confusion, but it was supposed to be 'you' must be in shock, in the last chappie.

Chapter two: Make Fun Of Rikku Day: July 2nd

"PAINE? Um… uh… erm… you weren't supposed to see that…" Rikku said.

Paine laughed. "Now, what was that song you were singing about me and Baralai… oh yeah, Rikku yht Wakka, Ceddeh' eh y dnaa... G-E-C-C-E-H-Ka… Wait 'til I tell Gippal."

"For the kagillionth time-" Rikku said.

Paine smirked. "Right. But there is something between you and Wakka…"

"What is it, Make Fun Of Rikku Day or something?" Rikku asked.

"Yeah. Brother has it marked on the calendar." She remarked.

Rikku sighed. "Let me see." Paine handed her a calendar. "Let's see… July first: Love Yuna Day; July second: Make Fun Of Rikku Day; July third: Comment On How Paine Is A Goth Day; July fourth: Paint The Airship Red White And Blue Day…?" (A/N: I'M PATRIOTIC! I LOVE MY COUNTRY!) "Cool, those are my favorite colors. Anyway, July fifth: Try To Make Shinra Grow Up And Stop Saying 'I'm Just A Kid' Day… That's a long title. July sixth: Machina Day; July seventh: Eat Pizza Day… Where does he come up with this stuff?"

"Who knows." Paine replied. "Who Cares."

Rikku shrugged. "Let me continue. July eighth: Drag Yuna On Pointless Trip To Macalania Day; July Ninth: Sing Off-Key Day… I thought that was every day for Brother. July Tenth: Kick Leblanc's Butt Day… I like that one! July eleventh: Blue Bunny Day… Does he mean the ice cream, of that little blue bunny he sleeps with? July 12th: Spelling Day… What's that sposed ta mean? July thirteenth: Duck And Cover Cuz It's Friday The Thirteenth Day… Brother always has been superstitious. July fourteenth: Yay Bad Luck's Over Day; July Fifteenth-"

"Enough. I was sick enough at Blue Bunny Day." Paine said.

"Come on! July Fifteenth: Matching Sock Day… I didn't think Brother wore socks… July Sixteenth-" Rikku was again interrupted.

"Rikku, This is getting ridiculous." Paine said.

Rikku frowned. "Wanna see MY calendar? July Second: Throw Paine Into The Water Day!" Rikku pushed Pained into the ocean water.

"Oh, that's how it's gonna be, huh?" Paine splashed Rikku. "Ya know what else today is? Splash Rikku Day."

"And according to Dad's calendar, it's also Blow Things Up Because I'm Depressed Day… That's enough." said Rikku.

Paine got out of the water and headed back to the village.

"So, Wakka… What's on your calendar?" Rikku asked.

Wakka thought. "July Second: Um…"

"July Second: Rikku and Wakka Day," Rikku said.

Wakka smiled. He had just realized that Lulu had never been able to cheer him up like this. Rikku was the person he needed right now… The person who was there in front of him. "Kinda has a ring to it, ya?"

"Right." She smiled.

A/N: Short chapter, but very cute! If you don't like Brother Bashing, I'm sorry. It's just so fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn to make fun of Brother.