Entertaining America Day 2

Lazlow: This is Entertaining America, today we have three guests and one is a speaker about poor people. Mike Andrews welcome.

Mike: Poor people stop complaining.

L: You know all of those people in Ganton and Idlewood are pissed when they turn on Radio Los Santos and here you making fun of them.

M: We rich do a lot more than they do, and our cars do not pollute the air.

L: Your kidding me right?

M: And we do everything important like CEOs and doctors and actors. What are they? Burger Shot workers or hookers and even losers like you.

L: Okay is there any callers fir Mike Andrews

Caller: Diss my people one more time and I will bust a cap in yo ass foo.

M: You really think you can do something to me? I live in Mulholland in a MANSION. I get woken up by my maids get breakfast in bed, out on my Didier Sachs suit. Then I drive to Los Santos Convention Center. If a ghetto idiot ever comes into my mansion or the convention center you will be arrested.

C: i do not even live in Los Santos, I live in a cabin on Arco del Oeste near the Sherman Dam.

L: Mike you are an idiot get out of here now.

M: I do not take orders from poor people.

L: you will from Mr. Desert Eagle.

M: DON'T SHOOT ME AHHH.

L: OUT OF HERE NOW.

M: Yes father.

L: Okay our next two guest our on the show I say you say. Peyton and Mary Phillips. Who picks out these guest.

Mary Phillips: Stupid liberal...

Peyton Phillips: Where on the air mary.

MP: I know.

L: May I ask why you two are married but both of you hate each other?

MP: because

P: Because the slept with: the producer, Marvin Trill, Richard Burns, Derrick Thackery, James Pedeaston, Maurice, Fernando, Woozie, The Truth, Tommy Nightmare Smith, Julio G, Philip Micheals, Ken Rosenberg, Kent Paul, Tommy Vercetti, Jethro, Dwayne, C.J., Sweet, Maccer, Joey and Salvatore Leone, Tony Cipriani, Luigi Gotteri, Toreno, Zero, a guy named Fido, and Lazlow here.

L: This is funny.

MP: Do not count the one with Zero, because I hated it.

P and L: Well why did you do it?

MP: I felt bad for him.

L: The phone lines are FULL, seems like everyone you mentioned is pissed at your wife.

P: she deserved it.

MP: I hate both of you.

P: I put rat poison on your breakfast.

MP: I am going to kill you.

P: Not before I kill you, Lazlow can I borrow your gun?

L: Sure, its loaded.

P: Okay, Boom.

L: You got her blood all over my suit.

P: Were going to have to get out of here.

L: I see a bus going to Liberty City lets go.