Hey Little Suzie

by Sirius's Daughter

Harry Potter has a crush on a girl that he just realized was a girl and no, it's not Hermione! What happens when he gets a crush on the biggest tomboy in Hogwarts? Obviously has the song Hey Little Suzie in it. Read and Review!

2. Chapter 2

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Abrealla Chihiro Gade Griffindor: You like the G/Hg pairing too? YAY! By the way, did you get Chihiro from "Spirited Away?"

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Hermione Granger hurried to the Room of Requirement. She was meeting Fred and George there to figure out ways to get Harry and Suzie together. She had an idea; she just had to run it past them.

"Sugar Booger, you're late!" George cried, grinning.

"Sorry, babe, but I had an idea!"

She told them the idea, and they both gave her identical evil grins.

"Forge, you're such a bad influence on her," said Fred, clapping George on the shoulder. "I'm proud."

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Hermione went into the Hall, dragging her feet. She had had to get up very early to tell the House Elves what to do to Harry and Suzie's food to make the prank work. She sat down hard, and poured herself some coffee. Just as she was about to fall asleep in her food, loud music started playing, and Hermione looked up just in time to see Harry and Suzie disappear and reappear in puffs of sparkly smoke. When Suzie emerged, she was wearing a tight white dress/toga and gladiator sandals that wound halfway up her leg. Her was stylishly frizzy. Harry was wearing a ripped tank top and baggy shorts. Then (Hermione stifled a laugh) they started singing, and Suzie was dancing like Shakira.

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa

Hey Suzie, hey Suzie

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Hey Girl, I can see your body movin'
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancin'

And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it

Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain

I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
No more do we snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats

I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

The music stopped, and the sparkles engulfed them again, changing them back to their school robes. Suzie plopped back down in her seat, beet red. Harry sat down also, but hid his face in his hands. He was obviously quite a bit more embarrassed than Suzie.

"Harry?" Suzie said, putting a hand onto his shoulder. "You okay?"

"Oh. My. God."

"I'll take that as a no. You need to talk about this?"

Instead of answering, he grabbed her hand and dragged her out into the Hall.

"We have to get back at Hermione and the twins for this," he muttered.

Meanwhile

"IT WORKED!" Hermione squealed to her boyfriend and his twin as they watched the two teens run out of the Hall, seemingly hand in hand.

"We are MATCHMAKERS!" George yelled, slapping Fred on the hand and kissing Hermione.

"Wonder where they're going on they're first date," Fred mused.

Outside

"Are you INSANE?" Suzie whispered loudly to Harry, grabbing his shoulders and shaking him. "Do you have a BRAIN inside of that skull? How is that pranking them? That's just doing what they want to happen!"

"Look," Harry said, staring straight into her eyes. "I have a plan. After a few weeks of looking like we're the perfect couple, we break up! Trust me, this'll hurt their egos more than it'll hurt us!"

Suzie let him go, and Harry fought back a groan at the loss of contact. She stood there for a second, then Harry saw a fiery determination in her eyes.

"I'm in."

A/N: YAY! NEW CHAPTER! Oh my god, I'm really sorry about my bad habit! All updates will (hopefully) be sooner!