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Chapter 12 (11): Battles Ablazin 3:Gun Ambition
Devon was going back to her room because she had to change clothes and took a shower. The indigo samurai was looking to see her undressed and the most freaky part of this is the samurai is a girl and a lesbian 'cause if she was a guy, she would have a major erection. Devon showered while the lesbian samurai searched for some info about her but the shower was turn off and the samurai had to hide from her. Devon was drying herself and her hair then putting some clothes but when she was halfway through with her underwear and shirt, she look behind her and saw the samurai, scream and called for help but the samurai cover her mouth and made her asleep.
AN HOUR LATER
MENDOZA & DEVON vs. THE PURPLE & INDIGO SAMURAI
Mendoza heard some screams came from his room and figure if Devon was still inside the room. He ran to check in there but some samurai who dressed in purple jumped in front of him and punch him in the jaw. "Beware my mysterious ways," The Purple Samurai said. "Your girlfriend ain't safe no more. She's been captured by the Indigo Samurai." When Mendoza heard the message, he laughed and laughed and thought the man was bullshitting him. "Okay, The Color Purple, Now move out of the way before I slice and dice you into sushi." The samurai pushed Mendoza as a sign of inter annoyance and in a huff and said, "Look, Purple Rain, I'm not gonna warn you. Move the fuck out of my way." Then the fight was on.
(Song lyrics from Ice Cube's new albumLaugh Now, Cry Later and the song, "Stop Snitchin'"
Ice Cube (yeah!) Callin from a California state penitentiary
(Let me out this motherfucker)
We got over two million motherfuckers locked up
(Let me out this motherfucker) Stop snitchin
Now how many MC's must get booed
Before somebody say don't fuck with Cube (you know!)
I'll strip you nude (butt-ass) in your living room
Face down, paralyzed from the waist down
I'm a buckin clown, but don't fuck around
Doin movies now, but I'll lay you down
South Central style, pull them thangs out
Don't make a millionare have to send you there
You know the story of the tortoise nigga and the hare
Nigga run nigga run never get there
I'ma walk, fuck a bitch when I get there
Nigga this a marathon, ask Farrakhan
Fuck the cemetery that I'm buried on (fuck 'em)
The blood of Ice Cube got to carry on (forever)
Forever what the fuck are they yellin?
"Gangsta Gangsta," nigga stop tellin - stop snitchin
You can have whatever you want
In the hood, it's do's and don'ts
So when it get hot in this kitchen
Stop snitchin, nigga stop snitchin
Microphone master, super rhyme maker
Gun blaster, who's the life taker (who?)
Who the fuck is a lifetime Laker?
I slap the Maybeline off Tammy Faye Baker
Who the fuck got more than an acre?
In Los Angeles I got to have paper
I'm a nigga, don't talk to my neighbors
Straight asshole, always up in Vegas (yay yay)
Lay it out for these niggaz to follow
Get the point, but these points is hollow
Now this here, is hard to swallow
But if you do it's like hittin the lotto
Little nigga with big bravado
Hit the throttle niggaz hit the bottle
Can give a fuck if they life is hollow
Where the fuck was you, when I rocked the Apollo, bitch?
Ay, who put this thing together? Me, that's who
Who I trust? Who I trust? ME, THAT'S WHO!
Nigga nigga nigga, can't you see
Somehow your words incarcerate me
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Lock me up in my prime, Muhammad Ali
Get out whup yo' ass like Muhammad Ali
Rumble in the Jungle, nigga don't play Dumbo
In the hood nigga known as Columbo
Get the people on the phone, tell the jumble
Spit fluid and swear he didn't do it
Got my bottom bitch locked up with Martha Stewart
She say she had the hoe cookin deep dish
She say Martha fuckin cook fish and eat fish
Westside y'all niggaz got to peep this
That's your weakness, can't keep a secret
Don't say shit, boy that's basic
They want to send a nigga back to the slave ship
Stop snitchin
You can have whatever you choose
But out here, it's don'ts and do's
So after we finish this mission
Stop snitchin, nigga stop snitchin
Okay, okay
One two, in the place to be
You rockin with Ice Cube, and the homey Swizz Beatz
Keep your fuckin mouth shut man
As the fight comes to end, leaving Mendoza a cut in the arm and the samurai with stab wounds, the two yell out the warrior yell and rush into themselves for the final cut and it cames with a pause...
(MEANWHILE)
The tension between Devon and the Indigo Samurai was getting' a bit freaky all of a sudden when she woke up, she was tied in a chair stripped to her underwear and next thing you know, the samurai come over there and try to give her tongue (French kissing) but Devon would have refuse if the chair wasn't tied up and she would have slap her when she was touching her breast and caressing it and the samurai said her, " I hope you want a little breast milk for energy, baby." and she took off her outfit and place her breast in Devon's face and she quietly said, "Baby never drink again." The samurai shoved her face in her breast and vice versa. Then somebody came barging through the door and it was Mendoza. He was looking at the scene he mistook for and said, "Usually, I enjoy this if I was in a threesome with two women but I thought you was torturing her, not pleasuring her." "Do I look like I'm having a good time!" Devon shouted. "She tried to make me her sex slave and you was thinking I enjoy it?" That's when Mendoza got to her face and said, "Well, excuse me, I was fighting for my life with the Starz InBlack logo (Watch it-if you got it) and suddenly, you're in much pain?" The indigo samurai interrupted and said to Mendoza, "What is the purple one?" and he said, "He's dead."
The indigo one stated that she didn't care much for the samurai and so she decided to leave the town and forget this ever happened except the sensual sequence. She spoke and said,"Well, since I'm a hired hand, I might as well leave town and call me in case you want a threesome." Mendoza snatched the card and the samurai said one last sentence, "Oh, and tell Devon I enjoy...well, you know." As she left, Mendoza unties Devon and handed her shirt and she took the card from him and said, "You're getting a threesome, all right. With my foot in your ass and my fist in your eyes." She threw the card away and didn't know he kept a extra. Fearon, along with Sunni, Kuki & Wally met with them later and told Mendoza he watch the whole thing. "So now you think my samurai fight skills are gritty?" Fearon didn't meant that as he said, "I was talking about the indigo samurai making the sex tape with Devon." Then suddenly out of the blue, Sunni, Devon & Kuki all knocked him upside his head and Mendoza and Wally laughed their ass off and then Fearon did the same thing as they did to him. "Wait," Mendoza stated, "Since 9 samurai in here and 7 have died and 2 ran off, 3 more were in here and the other three remained are..." Then it show Hoagie's face, Abby's face and Nigel's face as they are the only one left to fight the remaining samurai.
Next chapter: Battles Ablazin 4: The final chapter(All for Glory and the Rights & their fights)
Final Battles:
NIGEL vs. THE BROWN SAMURAI
HOAGIE vs. THE YELLOW SAMURAI
ABBY vs. THE ORANGE SAMURAI
TO BE CONTINUED...again.
