Ehh…hi. Sorry I haven't updated so long, especially to Lucrecia LeVrai. I've had writer's block for half a year. Sorry if this chapter kind of sucks.

Disclaimer: I own Final Fantasy VIII, but I don't own any copyrights, so don't sue me for abusing the characters.

Chapter Six: Sweet Revenge

All was quiet. No incidents in the cafeteria, no stupid injuries in the training center, no Selphie bothering him to help with the Garden Festival, no annoying paperwork to file. Just…quiet and time to think, which is exactly how Squall liked things. He was just watching the sea from the dock in Fisherman's Horizon. Maybe things will be perfect today after all.

"Mwahahahahaha!"

Nope. Spoke too soon. Squall looked up to see… No, it couldn't be. It is. It was the two bumbling idiots whose names he never bothered to memorize. Didn't they have anything better to do than to get beat up?

"You will all suffer my wrath!" said the big one. Did he get fatter since last time?

"Sir, even I think that sounded lame."

"Shut up, killjoy!"

"Ow!"

…They're pathetic. He was soon joined by Zell, Quistis, and Selphie. Good. Maybe then the idiots will leave them alone. "Sir, are you sure this is a good idea? I mean, they do outnumber us two to one. Wouldn't it be better to just pull a few pranks, like dye the blond kid's hair pink?"

"Hey! No one's touching my hair!" said Zell. Chicken-wuss. Heheh, that's funny. Squall smirked. Thank Hyne Rinoa wasn't here to see it.

"Wimp! No one's pulling pranks on anyone! We're teaching these kids a lesson in humility!" shouted Biggs (was that his name?). Well, if it's a fight they want, then a fight they'll get. The heroes readied their weapons.

Boss Battle!

Selphie begins by casting Wall on the party. Zell follows up with an attack to Wedge and Quistis Draw Casts Fira. "Wedge! Help! My ass is on fire!"

Wedge casts Water on Biggs and wastes a turn. Squall summons Quezacotl! That should take care of them!

The summoning ends and they are shocked to see Biggs and Wedge still standing! Wedge counters with a well-aimed Thundara to Zell's head, knocking him out. "Nice! Good going, Wedge!"

"Thank you, sir!"

Quistis casts Bad Breath on Biggs and Wedge. Biggs is poisoned, blinded, confused, and berserked! Wedge is poisoned, silenced, slow petrified, and blinded! Biggs attacks Wedge. "Ow! Not again!"

"Sorry, Wedge. Couldn't help it!"

Wedge uses Remedy on himself and casts Esuna on Biggs. Selphie casts Blizzaga on Biggs. "Haha! You dumb girl. I absorb ice!"

Quistis summons Diablo and takes out 9999 damage on Biggs and Wedge! Wedge uses his limit break Stock Break! Selphie is knocked out and Squall and Quistis are badly hit! Biggs uses an X-Potion on himself and Quistis casts Full-Life on Selphie. Squall uses Renzokuken on Biggs and almost knocks him out! Wedge uses his limit break Wakizashi and knocks out the entire party! Quistis Auto-Revives and casts Full-Life on Squall. "This is going nowhere!" says Quistis, "Just give up and surrender!"

"I don't think so, lady!" Biggs responds. Biggs uses his limit break Hammer Blow on Quistis and knocks her out! Squall casts Life on Quistis. "Will you people stop healing each other!"

"Sir, maybe we should just go."

"Shut up, we're winning!"

Biggs summons Griever! Shockwave Pulsar! As the rings of energy surround Squall and Quistis, they are lifted up into a cloudy toroid of raw power. A stream of light flows to the center and coalesces in a sphere of blue-black. As soon as the light has completely retracted into the sphere it releases all its primal force in a blinding, deafening boom, sending out shockwaves that can be heard for miles around. "Urgh…defeated by my own limit break…" mutters Quistis as she collapses.

"I'll get you, you traitorous cat…"

"Sorry, Squall! It's the fat guy's fault!"

"I'm not fat! I'm beefy!"

End Battle

Wedge failed to repress his snicker. "Beefy?"

"I am!"

"Yes, sir. I can totally see how very masculine and attractive you are."

"Wedge, I am going to murder you in your sleep."

Wedge finally couldn't resist it any longer and burst out laughing. Then he realized something and stopped. "Um, sir, are they dead?"

"Ah, don't be ridiculous," said Biggs, using his foot to nudge an unconscious Zell. "They're still breathing…I think."

"Oh my God! We killed them!"

"Wedge, before you start screaming bloody murder, we did not kill them!"

"I can't not start screaming bloody murder because I've already started screaming bloody murder! We killed them!" screamed Wedge, his voice two octaves higher than normal.

"We didn't kill them!"

"Don't you realize what this means, sir! We're civilians now. Killing people is Eel-E-Gal! Worse, we're deserters! Oh gawd, the SeeDs will find us, and we'll be tried for murder, and then we'll be extradited to Galbadia, and we'll be tried for murder and desertion and worsening foreign relations!"

"Wedge! Calm down! Now the first thing we need to do is-"

"What is going on here!" said a voice, an angry voice, from behind them. They stiffened and turned around, slow as tonberries and pale as ghosts, without seeming to move a muscle. What they saw was a middle-aged woman in a doctor's smock, looking extremely pissed off in the way that only doctors can.

"Oh, crap," squeaked Wedge.

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I've finally overcome my writer's block! Sorry it took half a year, heheh. Next chapter, there will be scratching by the charming and beautiful Sorceress Rinoa.