Hi. Little intermission chapter here. Don't mind the silliness.

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Chapter Eight: FUNNY, KNOW?

"Hey, Fuu. You sure this is alright, ya know?" asked Raijin.

"SILENCE. WORKING."

Squall was always so grumpy, even when he was sleeping, which was why when Fujin was done with the permanent sharpie, he had a grumpy face drawn over his countenance, complete with angry unibrow, a monocle, and a curved mustache.

"Heheh. Hey that's pretty funny, ya know? Let me try ya know?"

Fujin smiled devilishly. "FINALLY, UNDERSTAND."

When the two left the infirmary, which Dr. Kadowaki had left momentarily, there were doodles on all the inpatients. Selphie had "I'm with airhead" on her forehead and swirly cheeks and cat whiskers drawn on; Zell had somehow been transformed into a chicken; and Quistis had her whip in her hand words like "kinky" and "behave!" written on her body.

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"What in the world…"

Dr. Kadowaki surveyed the scene before her. While she was offended someone had managed to do this to her patients in her absence, she could help but laugh at the doodles. What had been drawn on Quistis was inevitably some of the lonelier male students' fantasies.

"They ain't gonna be happy when they wake up, especially Squall…"

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