Orange Soda

One day a innocent orange soda and teddy gram truck driver was attacked and thrown on to a pile of flaming fiber glass. The two crazed enough to do this where Gwen and Krit.

"I wana drive!" Yelled Krit.

"NO!" Gwen yelled back.

"BUT I WANA!"

"NO YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR LICENSE!"

"You need a license?"

Then all of a sudden a fleet of angry soda truck driver came after them.

"JESUS CHRIST EATING A MUFFIN THERE GAINING!" Krit yelled as she was hanging out the window of the tuck.

"QUICKLY ACTIVATE THE PROTAL!" yelled Gwen as she slammed the gas petal down.

"Okay-doe-key!" Krit yelled as she pulled a remote for the T.V. out of her pocket and clicked it in front of the truck. A great blind flash of pink bears and teddy grams opened way for a large rip in reality.

"ZOOOOM!" yelled Krit as she was hit by a floating flower.

Gwen turned on the radio like nothing as she drove through the rip in reality and multicolored hippos hit the windshield.

"God damn hippos. This is such crappy weather to be driving in," said Gwen irritated as she turned on the window wiper.

"I'LL GET RID OF THEM!" Krit then pulled a bazooka out of her pocket. "BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM," as bubbles come out of the bazooka. When a bubble touched a hippo, the hippo turned inside out showing it's true nature as a pile of blood, intestines and mussels.

"This is taking to long can't we go faster," Gwen complained.

"Ok," Krit then pushed the fast forward button and everything started to fast forward.

MEANWHILE:

Naruto was eating noodles at his favorite noodle shop in town when suddenly a giant truck came zooming out of nowhere than suddenly stopped.

"I TOLD YOU TO TAKE A RIGHT AT THE LAST PURPLE FUZZY KIWI!"

"WELL EXUSE ME FOR MISSING IT!" yelled Gwen.

"WELL I SAY. . . Hey noodles, " Krit then jumped down and tried to steal the noodles from Naruto's grasp.

"Let go of my noodles you crazy woman!" yelled Naruto.

"I AM NOT CRAZY. . .SHUT UP HAPPY HAMSTER I WOULDN'T LISEN TO YOU … well I guess I could do that," Krit then bit Naruto's hand causing him to let go of the bowl of steaming hot noodles which landed on Krit's head.

"IT BURNS US IT BURNS US!" screamed Krit while she writhed on the ground.

Gwen was getting out of the truck as the conversation Krit had with Naruto was taking place. Gwen was checking the cargo in the back of the truck to make sure that everything was okay. When she opened it a person screamed, "The light thank god I'm going to be free." But Gwen closed it before the person could make it to the light.

"Good everything is okay." Gwen walked around to the other side of the truck to watch Krit whither in pain on the ground from the noodles.

"Are you done Krit?"

"IT BURNS!" she screamed. Naruto was just looking at Krit on the ground. After a little more screaming Krit started to eat the noodles off of her face. When she was done eating the noodles she got up and had a staring contest with Naruto over the eaten noodles.

Groups of people where starting to gather around the truck and noodle shop than Krit screamed out, "WE MUST HIDE THE EVIDENCE!" Krit then grabbed Naruto and tied him to the top of the truck. Gwen ran to the other side of the truck and saw Sasuke so she asked him, "Do you know where a hiding place is?"

"Maybe."

Gwen than grabbed him by the neck and tossed him into the truck to the passenger side causing the window on that side to crack a little. Gwen jumped in and didn't even bother to shut the door or buckle up.

Krit then slowly slid down the passenger side window. "You may want to buckle up," then slowly went back up. Sasuke was a little freaked out.

Gwen asked as she turned the truck on and slammed it into gear, "Tell me where or I will run over every person I find on the road."

"So."

"Thank you god." Gwen prayed as slammed on the gas.

When people started to run and scream away from the truck Gwen yelled, "Grand Theft Auto real life!"

"Wow look at them run," said Sasuke still not buckled up.

Gwen hit one person with the open door which than slammed shut. Then Gwen went by another person and opened the door and hit them with it than shut it quickly.

On the roof Krit talked with Naruto, "I could do a lot of damage if I had a weapon. . . Do you have anything?"

"NO!" he yelled.

"Liter!" and went rummaging through his pockets until she found what she was looking for. "A Kunai, oh goody, it's pointy it's shiny it kills people. Woohoo," Krit threw it at some one hitting them.

From the truck Gwen yelled, "GIVE ME TEDDY GRAMS!"

"AS YOU WISH OH DRIVER SALAME!" yelled Krit as she punched a hole in the top of the truck and pulled out the burnt figure of the old truck driver.

"GIVE ME MY TRUCK BACK!"

"SHIZA!" screamed Krit as she hurled the old driver off the truck and taking out 5 more people than throwing them off the back as well.

"Here be your teddy grams." Said Krit as she gave Gwen the box she wanted.

"Thank you."

Krit looked in the rearview mirror and yelled, "SHIT HE'S GANNING!"
"What?" Gwen looked as well and her eyes went bug eyed.

"DRIVE FASTER!"

Gwen didn't need any advice on that and stepped on the gas petal. Naruto by this time had wet himself and Sasuke was writing his will. Krit sat on top of the truck and started to knit a rope which she than tied to the front bumper and around her waist than jumped off the back of the truck to dive for the old truck driver who was gaining on them even though they where going 100 m./pr./hr.

"DIE IMMORTAL BASTARD!" Krit screamed as she plunged a knitting needle into the heart of the old driver. At this point the rope jerked and she was thrown back on to the top of the truck. The old driver was than lost in the dust of the speeding truck.

At the training grounds Gwen stopped almost sending Sasuke flying out the front window of the truck. Gwen was about to turn off the truck but than they heard, "SAKSUE!"

Both Gwen and Sasuke saw that it was Sakura so they looked at each other and just nodded their heads in an unspoken agreement.

Before Sakura could get near the truck she stopped for Gwen started to rev it up. Gwen was smiling like a crazed person and Sasuke then put on his seat belt. While on the roof Gwen could hear Krit going "vroom, vroom, vroom," and Naruto sobbing his heart out. Gwen then let off the break and slammed on the gas peeling out in the grass towards Sakura.

Sakura started to scream her lungs out petrified by fear, but before the truck could run her over the truck died. In the truck both Gwen and Sasuke screamed, "DAMN IT!"

"KRIT HAS A IDEA!" screamed Krit as she pulled out the magic T.V. remote. "ZAP!" then there was a bright flash and magically Sakura became a REDNECK HIIBILLY!

"Howdy cuz will you merry me?" Asked Sakura to a tree.

"Wow that's scary," said Naruto who was untied since they weren't moving any more.

"STUPID TRUCK!" yelled Gwen from inside, than she stuck her head out the window and asked Krit, "What does that thing all do?"

"Stuff," said Krit smiling and laughing.

In the truck Sasuke was hitting his head on the dash bored cursing the truck as well for dieing and not running over Sakura before it died. Then Gwen kick Sasuke out the passenger side door ripping out the seat belt in the process.

"Everyone needs food," said Krit happy as she threw orange soda and teddy grams at them.

"I'm happy as a clam," said Gwen as she ate a box of teddy grams.

"I'm gonna go find more friends!" Krit declared as she wondered back towards the town.

On the way Krit found a little doggy. "DOGGY YOU GONNA BE MY FRIEND!"

The dog started to whine as Krit picked him up.

"GIVE ME MY DOG BACK!"

Krit looked over to see a boy yelling at her but she just laughed and ran off back towards the truck. Were she threw the dog in the back of the truck.

"HE BE IN THERE!" The boy that was chasing Krit jumped into the back of the truck. Krit then slammed the door then jumped when she heard Gwen's voice, "What are you doing?"

"I put our new friend in there."

"Uh, Krit how many people did you throw out of there?"

"Six."

"Um, there was one more in there," they heard screams of terror coming from the truck. "I think it might be the rapist."

Krit opened the door to the truck and the boy jumped out and hid behind Gwen.

"Why are you hiding behind me?"

"You didn't kidnap my dog."

"Okay."

"Isn't that Kiba?" asked Sasuke.

"Hey Kiba come join us!" yelled Naruto who was going to chug a bottle of Orange soda.

"Go over there now," said Gwen as she kicked his butt towards the group.

"DIE YOU FUCKING RAPIST!" yelled Krit as she pulled out knitting needle and started to attack the man that had jumped out of the back.

"All is well one more, I need to go get more friends," Krit said as she walked off covered in the rapists blood.

Gwen shook her head and crawled into the back of the tuck to steal more teddy grams and soda for the chugging contest.

Krit had wandered to the bath house "Oooooh! Neat!" She said as she wondered inside.

"Hey why are you in the guy's area?" asked Neji.

"I am not," argued Krit. "Why are you here?"

"This is the guys area."

"You're a guy?" Krit said very shocked. "Damn your hair is long. How much conditioner do you use?"

"…"

"WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?"

"No… why are you in here?"

"Damn it I want to be friends and you WILL be my friend!"

Neji looked at Krit like she was a walnut.

"You have to come with me if you get my riddle wrong" said Krit

"Ok. . ."

"What is green hangs on a wall and whistles." asked Krit

". . . . ummmm I don't know"

"A HERING!"

"Wait what?"

"NOW YOU COME WITH ME, MY PRISONER OF WAR!"

Neji didn't say anything just got a towel and followed like a good little minion.

BACK AT THE TRUCK:

"Look who I found!" yelled Krit.

Gwen the first to notice and scrambled back into the back of the truck for clothes.

"Hey Neji!" yelled Naruto then he said, "Um why are you naked?"

"HE WAS IN THE BATH HOUSE BUT NOT NO MORE!" screamed Krit, "HE"S OUR NEW FRIEND!"

"Have some clothes," said Gwen as she threw clothes at Neji.

"Um how did you get my clothes?"

"Do not ask." Said Gwen eating teddy grams.

Neji got in the back of the truck and changed into his clothes then went over to the group to eat teddy grams and drink orange soda.

"I'm gonna find more friends!"

"No your not we already have enough people."

"One more," pleaded Krit.

"Fine but just ONE more."

"Give me one box of teddy grams."

Gwen's eye twitched but handed over a box. Krit took the box and hummed the sand man song as she walked away.

Meanwhile in a random APARTMENT:

"Gaara you can't keep killing people!" said Temari.

Gaara wasn't listening but was looking at a box that was hanging outside of the window near the T.V. 'Teddy? Grams? It's a teddy and a cookie at the same time? I MUST HAVE IT!' at this thought Gaara jumped out the window and grabbed the box.

"I GOT YOU!" Krit yelled triumphantly and started to walk back towards the truck with Gaara hanging onto the box from a fishing pole and eating the cookies out of it.

BACK AT TRUCK:

"Look what I found," said Krit.

"MY TEDDY GRAMS!" yelled Gwen when she saw Gaara eating the teddy grams she had given Krit.

"You guys will be the bestest of friends," Krit said smiling and not noticing the look of terror on every ones faces. "We got enough teddy grams."

"No we don't!" yelled Gwen.

"This is the last box!" yelled Naruto waving the last box.

Both Gwen and Gaara looked at it with wide eyes.

"I'll kill you for it," said Gaara.

"Who ever kills that guy first gets it," said Gwen pointing to a guy walking by.

"Okay."

Gwen and Gaara grabbed a half of the man. Gaara held the top half of the man with his sand and Gwen the lower half with a chain. In the end the man was ripped in half than they heard crunching.

Gwen's and Gaara's necks sounded like rusty hinges moving as they turned their head to look at Naruto who was eating the last box.

"Ummmm. . . "

"THE EXORSTIST!"

The two fighting over the box said at the same time, "Must kill Naruto," Naruto seeing the danger dropped the box and hid in the truck. Gwen and Gaara decided to share the box.

"Ok one for you and one for me," this went on until the box was gone and both were happy but now they were out of teddy grams.

"Kristin get the ALCOHOL!"

"Yeah, booze; you dog boy and girly man come with me we must find the liquor!" Krit, Neji, and Kiba took off running towards the town to go raid the liquor store.

"Why are we helping you?" asked Kiba.

"YOU LOVE ME."
"Ummmm. . . No I don't."

"HEY HOW DOES A HARING WHISTLE?" said Neji.

"Ummmm." Said Kiba dumbfounded.

"You're a little slow aren't ya? " said Krit.

"That and a herring isn't green and why is it hanging on a wall?

"I can nail it to a wall, and paint it green, and I just put the last part in to throw you off."

"I'm not even going to ask," said Kiba still in a state of dumbfound still in the dark about the whole ordeal about the herring.

"Anyway we need booze to get the truck running again so we can get out of here."

Kiba lead the group to the liquor store. Where they stole as much as they could carry then quickly ran back to the truck to get it started up.

At the truck they found Sasuke half dead from drinking so much soda, Sakura was talking to the tree still trying to get it to marry her while, Naruto was still hiding in the truck and Gwen and Gaara were having a staring contest. Seeing this Krit made Neji and Kiba get into the truck and she started to fill the gas tank up with the liquor.

"Hey, Gwen, Gaara lets go! the truck is feeling better!"

Gwen stuck out her tongue at Gaara than ran towards the driver side of the truck and got in. Gaara ran over to the passenger side leaving his gourd behind as he climbed into the truck. Gaara had shut the door behind him and Krit tried to ninja roll into the truck but hit the window and slid down it.

"DAMN IT!" yelled Krit as she rubbed her head and went to the back of the truck and jumped in. Then realized she had the T.V control and put her arm through the hole that was already in the roof of the truck and pressed the portal button.

Another flash of Pink bears and teddy grams made way for the portal. Gwen pressed on the gas petal and they zoomed into it. "BAZOOOM!" yelled Krit from the back.