Chapter 2
Okay there is some Yaoi is this so if you don't like it don't complain to us about it, it's just how it turned out.
"GWEN! STOP AT SAFEWAY!" yelled Krit.
"OKAY!" she yelled back as she pulled right into the Safeway parking lot.
"Ok Neji COME WITH ME!"
"Why?'
"You need to be happy and I know how to make that happen, but you need to come into the store with me."
"Fine whatever."
"I'll see you at Wal-mart," said Gwen as she drove off.
"Ok lets go," Krit said as she dragged Neji into the Safeway, and straight to the Starbucks.
"GIVE ME TWO VENTA WHITE CHOCLATE MOCAS NOW COFFEE SLAVE!" yelled Krit.
The star bucks slave did Krit's biding and produced two VENTA WHITE CHOCOLATE MOCAS.
"Ok drink that and all your sorrow will leave you," Krit said happily.
Neji was terrified at what Krit was handing him but drank it any way. Almost as soon as he drank the wonderful drink it tasted so good to him, that time seemed to slow down. He was so happy he had to talk to EVERYONE he met in the store and there were so many people he would have to run to get to them all.
MEANWHILE!
Gwen Screeched to a halt in a handicapped parking space. Than she ushered every one out of the truck and into Wal-mart.
"Into Wal-mart my children," Gwen said as she ushered the others who hadn't left to Safeway.
Inside Wal-mart they heard the truck explode so they looked back to see the truck a flaming ball of fire with old people trying to put out the flames on their over hair sprayed hair.
MEANWHILE AGAIN
"HI HOW ARE YOU I'M NEJI YOU SHOULD BY MY FRIEND GIVE ME YOUR SCEDDYOS PLEASE NO OK BYE!" with that Neji ran off to find his next victim. He soon ran out of people to talk to and resorted to talking to and naming all of the produce in the store.
"HIIIIIIIIIII STOOOOOORE PERRRRRSOOOOON THIS IS Erebus, Erechtheus, Erichthonius, Erymanthus, Erysichthon, Eryx, Estevao, Eteocles, Etor, Eubuleus, Eugen, Eugene, Eugenio, Eugenios, Eumaeus, Eupeithes, Euryalus, Eurylochus, Eurymachus, Eurypylus, Eurystheus, Euryton, Eusebius, Eustace, Eustachy, Eustis, Evan, Evzen, Fedor, Feodor, Feodras, Filippo, Filips, Flip, Fulop, Gaelan, Galan, Galen, Galinthias, Galyn, Ganymede, Gelasius, Georg, George, George, Georges, Giles, Glaucus, Goran, Graeae, Gregoire, Gregoly, Gregor, Gregorie, Gregorior, Gregory, Gregos, Grigor, Grigorov, Gruev, Guilio, Gyes, Gyoergy, Gyorgy, Gyuri, Haemon, Hali, Halirrhothius and Neji Jr. AND NOW TO THE ORANGES," but with that Neji felt his heart slowing down everything started to slow down. Need coffee or will die, must get back to place that sells nectar of life.
"I take it your coffee height is low," observed Krit as Neji sat on the ground breathing heavily "but I don't have anymore money to get you coffee," with that Neji snapped.
"WHAT!" yelled Neji and he turned to the coffee selling slave ready to pounce and rip out there very soul with his own hands. Coffee slave seeing this started to cower in fear .
"Here Neji," said Krit handing him a bazooka "hold up the store and get ALL of the coffee I'll go steal the rest from the coffee section in the store."
MEAHWHILE:
Gwen used the walkie talkie to contact Krit, when she called in she head Neji yelled, "KMAKAZE COFFFEE BEANS GO!" Than a big blast was heard and felt.
"KRIT WHAT DID YOU DO!"
"I made him just like me!" she said proudly.
"Oh god what have I done," said Gwen with the talkie off.
Than a Safeway truck slammed in through the front door of Wal-mat and stopped before hitting the group.
"We're here."
"Yep we're doomed," said Gwen to herself as Krit hopped out of the passenger seat.
"I got to drive!" yelled Neji as he fell out of the drivers window giggling.
"Oh my god," Kiba said about wetting his pants.
Naruto was just to stunned to speak.
"Look pokie," yelled Gwen and pointed towards the food isle.
"YAH POKIE!" yelled Krit and Neji at the same time and ran off to the food section.
"Where did Gaara go?" asked Kiba.
"Let's go find him," said Gwen and they wondered around the store until they found him in front of a T.V. watching Barney.
Gwen screamed, "NOOOO!"
"You love me right kids? RIGHT!"
"You love me, I love you," sang Gaara with the T.V. "We're one big happy family."
"The evil one," hissed Gwen.
Kiba and Naruto wet their pants at the pure horror of it all. Gaara was sitting looking at the T.V. rocking side to side with a teddy bear in a death hug while drooling.
Gwen yelled at the T.V. "He was perfect, perfect I tell you, why must you always do this to me Barney why you Barney Bastard!" Gwen quickly changed the channel to Seasamy Street.
"Why so much damage has been done I hope we can correct it!"
"Were did Naruto go?" asked Kiba.
With that they left Gaara to go and look for Naruto. Hopefully Gaara won't move and hopefully Naruto hadn't gone to far, and he hadn't he was in the music section with a bunch of EMOS. They had TURNED him into one of them. He already had the cloths and they were painting his face when Gwen and Kiba found him.
"WHAT IN THE HELL IS ON YOUR FACE NARUTO YOUR EYES ARE DARKER THAN GAARA'S," yelled Kiba.
Gwen stalked towards the group and the other EMOS cowered in fear, "Oh God she's back for the rest of us!" yelled one of them.
"Given me back the blond one," Gwen hissed, "And no one dies today."
With that Naruto was thrown at Gwen's feet and fled for their little lives that Gwen was going to end the next day if at all possible.
As the small group walked back to Gaara to find that he was holding on to the bear still with a death grip but added with a knife and next to him lay a dead teller.
"Elmo knows where I live," said Gaara, "I must obey him."
"Do not obey him Gaara. Come back to the truck." said Gwen, "With me, Naruto and Kib… oh shit. Why don't you people stay in one place!"
Gwen Lead Gaara by the hand and kicked Naruto in the ass as they walked around the store to go find Kiba the last place they looked was the clothing section and Gwen about had a heart attack when she saw Kiba.
He was in a shot black skirt and a frilly white shirt , his nails were done in red and he had his dog in one of those little doggy purse with a little pink bow.
"I found my true self," Kiba informed them happily.
"I fucking hate you," said Gwen. This seemed to make Kiba a bit sad but then he seemed happy again. . . To happy.
"Hey Gaara your really cute," at this Gwen had a stroke and Kiba ran to Gaara and gave him a hug. This seemed to wake Gaara out of his brain washed trance.
"HOLLY SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! LET GO LET GO LET GO! Screamed Gaara while trying desperately to get Kiba off of him. Gwen was now feeling a bit better but still really freaked out at the sight in front of her. Naruto didn't really care he just shrugged and lit a cigarette, this pissed Gwen off and she punched him in the face and rammed the cigarette down his throat.
"SMOKING IS BAD!" yelled Gwen.
"OH GOD GWEN HELP ME HE WON'T LET GO HEEEELLLLLLPPP!" so even though Gaara got the last cookie Gwen decided to help him. She walked up and kicked Kiba in the nuts.
Kiba writhed on the floor in pain as Gwen helped Gaara up who latched on to her in a hug.
Gwen stood terrified at what was now attached to her and didn't seem to be leaving anytime soon. Then a sign popped up out of nowhere and said, "You've got commitment."
"What?" said Gwen dumbfounded.
Than the sign disappeared.
"Let us go find Neji and Krit," said Gwen as she "walked" towards the food isle with Kiba and Naruto flirting with each other as they walked behind Gwen and Gaara.
In the pokie isle Krit and Neji where devouring the last remaining pokie in the store. Including the ones in the back where no one but the employees where allowed to go the forbidden ZONE.
"We're out of pokie," said Krit.
"And coffee," added Neji.
"There are still the energy drinks," suggested Krit.
"No," Gwen commanded, "Go get back in the truck we're leaving," Gwen pointed towards the truck.
"Hey Kiba you look really good in a skirt," commented Krit.
"Thank you." said Kiba with a slightly girly laugh.
"Naruto you need to cheer up I used to be like you only minus the makeup well anyway It was no fun just cheer up and be happy eat the pokie and coffee."
Naruto just glared at Neji.
"You two have gotten really attached haven't you," said Krit, Gaara smiled widely.
"I need a crow bar," said Gwen as she dragged Gaara behind her towards the truck.