I have some things to say before I go on.
Thank you for being patient with me. I'm willing to admit that I am a bum and a slacker. I will finish this soon! Ah ha ha ha ha ha! My birthday is in one month. (not like you care) READ NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR EARS! Jill, I enjoyed viewing your play with my eyes. Thank you!"Where are we?" Robin asked.
"Don't ask me! You said we should go on this dumb nature hike, you got us lost, and you lent the map to a squirrel!" Cyborg yelled.
"Do not fight friends! We don't have to worry. I have found berries for us to consume and a spring of refreshments! Follow me!" Starfire said cheerfully. They came into a clearing but didn't find what they wanted. The spring was a stagnant pond and the berries were either poisonous or rotting.
"Um, Star, we can't eat or drink this stuff," Robin explained.
"Oh, I am sorry. I thought that humans could consume anything," she said.
"I just hope Raven and Beast Boy are doing better than we are," Cyborg muttered.
"Raven, you've been in that room for over an hour. Is everything ok?" Beast Boy asked.
"I don't think so," she said as she shuffled out. "My mom and dad are coming to see if you are suitable for marriage and to see if you truly love me."
"And if they don't approve?" he asked.
"You get killed, I have to move and live in shame in the Elder's hall," she whined.
"Oh. That's not good. I'm going to go into my room to contemplate this. Call me when our show is on." He darted into his room and lay on his bed, wondering what to do.
"I wonder what they'll think. They won't like me, I know they won't. But I shouldn't give up. If I truly love her it's all that matters. I hope," he mumbled. He decided to call Robin for advice. He picked up the phone and dialed.
"Hello?" Robin asked.
"Hey Robin! What's up?" Beast Boy said nervously.
"Nothing. Anything I can do for you?"
"Well, I'm getting married to Raven and her parents are coming to see if I'm right for her and I know they'll hate me,"
"What's going on? You're getting married?"
Beast Boy explained the whole situation as Robin stood in disbelief.
"Can you help me?" he asked.
"Sure, we're coming home." He hung up and looked at the other two. "We're needed back at the tower ASAP! Let's go!"
"I cannot carry both of you. We must wait until the end of camp I am afraid," Starfire said, shaking her head.
"Hope he can figure something out himself," Robin said.
