Chapter 6

As the group walked through the portal it took a lot longer walking than it did driving.

"This is boring!" complained Neji.

"Shut up if Hinata hadn't stolen that pipe from the roller costar than we would still have the hummer it's not my fault," Gwen said back to Neji.

"So it's still boring."

"If your so bored pick the bugs off of him.," Gwen pointed to Shino and hugged on to Gaara tighter for fear of the bugs that crawled all over Shino.

"Ewww I don't wana do that," wined Neji.

"Then shut you mouth and, ah crap," everyone looked to see what Gwen was looking at. Up the "road" there was a giant fork which was guarding a fork in the road.

"This is getting really weird," said Ino

"Maybe it will ask us questions so that we can pass!" Neji said trying to be spooky but failed miserably.

"Oh well lets go and see," Gwen said leading the way. The group approached the giant fork and were awed by the fact that IT WAS A GIANT FUCKING FORK!.

"WHO COMES BEFORE ME!" boomed the fork.

"It is I, Krit Lord of all Coffee Beans!"

"And I Neji Lady of all Coffee Beans!" Everyone kind of looked at Neji and Krit who were being quit. . . Ummm dramatic.

"THE LORD AND LADY MUST ANSWER ME THREE QUESTIONS OR THEIR COMPANIONS MAY NOT PASS BUT INSTEAD STUFFER A HORRIBLE DEATH!" at this everyone was dead scared because there fate was in the hands of over caffeinated killer and a gender confused moron.

"Under one condition will we agree to your offer," Krit said to the fork.

"AND WHAT MAY THAT BE?"

"What is your name?" asked Neji rather childlike.

"THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT!"

"Oh come on you have to have a name what is it?" said Neji determined to know the forks name.

"FINE ITS . . . UMMM WELL ITS. . . Peaches."

". . ."

"NOW WILL YOU ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!"

"Yah sure thing. . . Peaches," Krit said stifling a laugh.

"STOP THAT!"

"Stop what Peaches? We're just answering you peachy questions," Neji said trying to sound innocent.

"OK THE FIRST QUESTION IS. . WHAT IS SO FUNNY!" Peaches obviously was getting quite mad at them.

"You don't have a face, how can you talk, or see for that matter?" asked Krit trying not to laugh but failing at it.

"BECAUSE I AM. . . WHAT IS ON MY FACE GET IT OFF!" Neji had climbed up on the fork and was drawing a mouth and eyes and a nose for Peaches.

"There now you got a face," Neji said obviously happy with his 5 year old art work.

"YOU KNOW WHAT JUST GO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE I NEVER WHAT YOU TO COME BACK!" sobbed the fork.

"Hey Krit," Gwen said suddenly

"Ummm yah?"

"Me and Gaara are going to go down the other path you take the rest and do what ever."

"Ummm ok why?"

"We need to get a few things and I don't trust you to remember anyway and I am getting tired of all of you but I can't get rid of Gaara so he is coming with me," Gwen stated bluntly.

"Sure ok but how will you find us again in there you could be transported to any ware in the world."

"We will watch the news and if you are in a different country we will jack. . .I mean get on a plane so just stay ware you are and we will find you ok."

"All right if you say so," and with that they when there separate ways. Shino, Ino , and Shikamaru looked scared though to see Gwen leave.

"Awww what's wrong everyone why are you sad?" Krit asked.
"The sanest one of you two just left us with you," said Ino.

"And we can't leave because we would get lost and die and that would suck," said Shikamaru.

"Speak for your self I feel safer with her she didn't fry my bugs," Shino said.
"Of course not I like bugs," Krit said happily. Shino instantly tried to hug Krit but was bitten in the leg by Neji half way there. Taking the hint Shino decided not to try and hug Krit again.

"Ok then lets go everyone I am tired of being in here," announced Krit and so they went on. Krit leading the way while pulling Shikamaru on his leash with Neji following close behind; then Ino and Shino bring up the rear.

When they had finally reached the end of the tunnel there were many bright lights.

"Wow ware are we?" Ino said dazzled by all the pretty lights.

"LAS VEGAS!" yelled Krit punching the air. "This totally rocks come on lets go!" Krit being over excited ran off with Neji running after her and dragging Shikamaru behind her, but she left Shino and Ino in the dust.

"Oh crap were did she go now we're going to be lost Shino, lost in some weird strange. . . Shino? SHINO WERE DID YOU GO," this could be heard from a annoying blond girl in the middle of the sidewalk but she soon randomly went into a shop to see what was inside.

MEANWHILE

"Hey troublesome crazy chick we lost Ino and Shino,"

"Who needs bug face and a blonde bitch."

"I thought you said you like bugs."

"I lied," Krit said this smiling and continued to run down the street. Until she saw a sign Back Ally Operations Center , "Perfect."

MEANWHILE

Ino had wandered into a casino and was making her own share on money in there.
"You look a little young to be in here," said a man who was loosing terribly to her.

"Your just saying that because I'm kicking your ass and you want me throw out so you can get your money back," Ino said happy as she pulled in another pile of chips.

LATER

"Oh God my head why does it hurt so bad?" asked Shikamaru as he sat up on a bloody table. Then he noticed Neji was also getting up and rubbing his head.

"You guys finally up good lets go," Krit said cheerfully. Neji just followed and not knowing what to do Shikamaru also followed.

"Ummm what happened to us in there?" asked Shikamaru seeing as Neji was happy and probably not going to ask.

"I just wanted to kill a couple of hours is all." Krit said as she inserted something into the remote, "We should probable find are other friends."

"Hey look at that," Said Neji pointing to a store with TV is in the windows, showing the news.

"In other new sand storms are hitting some of the biggest banks in the world along with a teddy gram factory scientist are baff . . ." the TV fuzzed out then cleared to see Shino in a white robe holding a staff.

"Citizens of the Earth I am GOD if you do not bow to me then I will plague your cities with locusts," cries of outrage could be herd through out the city. "fine have it your way," with that the TV went blank. Moments later the sky went dark and swarms of locusts when though the town people screamed in terror

"Oh shit," was all that any of them could say.

"Hey you guys what the Hell is going on? Why was Shino saying he was god on TV!" Yelled a annoying blond holing a sack of money.

"Ummm power trip," suggested Neji.

"Well now what do we do?" asked Shikamaru clearly pissed .

"WE BURN EVERYTHING!" Yelled Krit as she pulled out a flame thrower and ran into a bar and came out running right before it went up in flames. "To the Fire department we can't have any interruptions!" and with that they stole another car and when to each fire station and set it on fire. Soon they traded there car for a fire truck and went to the nearest gas station.

"No we can't have the fire stop no, no, no it must grow," Krit mumbled as she used a fire truck to drench the un lit buildings in gas. When all the gas was gone they drove off right as the fire had started to spread to that area.

As they sped along they saw Shino trying to get his bugs to stay away from the fire but was having a hard time doing so. Krit pulled up next to him and said, "Are you God Shino?"

"No."

"Who is god Shino?"

"You are"

"Good now get in the truck," with that Shino climbed into the truck.

LATER

Gwen and Gaara were driving a armored truck in the middle of the Nevada desert until they saw an old house with a fire truck tipped over next to it. They looked at each other nodded and went up to the house. As they walked in side they herd this on a radio that was on. "never before has there been such a massive fire in all of Vegas's history it burned the entire city to the ground," there was bags of money every were and they found Krit, Neji, Ino, Shino, and Shikamaru all sitting a the table eating cereal.

"I told you that I could find you if I watched the news ," and with that they gathered up some stuff and when out to their new vehicle of choice.