Chapter 8

"Oh god where am I and why is Sasuke so close to me?" asked Shikamaru who had finally become aware of his soundings, and right now he was shoved up against a glass widow with Sasuke pretty much sitting on him.

"This thing is only supposed to fit like two people max and we crammed like 8 people into it," yelled Gwen.

"Gwen, what are you doing back here aren't you driving?" asked Krit.

"Oh crap if I'm back here then. . ."

"I AM BATMAN!" screamed Neji from the front seat and pressed on the gas pedal.

"Were all going to die," said Gwen, "were going to hit a wall and disintegrate into millions of little peaces of meat."

"I have to go pee," Gaara whined.

"I hate you right now Gaara," Gwen said as they speed thought a rip in reality. Then all of a sudden they stopped.

"Yah were here!" Neji yelled back at them as he jumped out. He then had to help them out because they were so crammed I that they couldn't move at all. When Neji had finally gotten everyone out Krit grabbed him and pulled him off some where.

"Where is she taking Neji?" asked Tenten still in a bit of shock from seeing Neji in tights.

"I don't know and I don't care we will wake for her to finish with him but for now Gaara get back into your normal . . ." Gwen stopped as she saw Gaara was in nothing but a pare of red boxers.

"Where did your other clothes go?" asked Gwen.

"I don't know."

"Ok what ever as long as our not acting like Robin is all," Gwen said a little flustered. Then Krit came back with Neji he just had a T-shirt and a pair of jeans on.

"She made me get rid of my batman costume," sobbed Neji.

"You looked really stupid in it." Krit said bluntly.

"Where did Shikamaru go he's gone," Sakura said looking around for him. Krit just pulled the remote out opened something in the remote to show a grid with a little dot moving around.

"Don't worry he can't get away I have a tracker on him, let him feel safe for now," said Krit happy with her work.

"Where are we going anyway Krit?" asked Gwen

"THE ZOO!" yelled Neji as he pointed to the zoo entrance.

"Woooh this is going to be fun!" said Krit excitedly. With that they went into the zoo.

"So what exactly are we supposed to do here?" asked Temari.

"To look at animals," said Krit as they went off to there first destination, the birds.

When they got into the dome that held all of the exotic bird everyone was Mesmerize by the pretty colors. Except for Sasuke who was growling and trying to eat the birds that came close to him.

"Sasuke don't try to eat them," Sakura scolded him like a dog and tapped him of on the head, he just growled back.

"I don't feel safe next to him," complained Tenten.

"He is perfectly safe," said Sakura as she gave him a hug and he bit her in the throat and ripped it out. He then commenced to eat her.

"Ummm, wow that's really sick," said Temari really disturbed by the sight in front of her.

"Bad Sasuke I am going to have to give you a chip to you to," Krit said walking up to Sasuke. Sasuke started to whimper at the approach of Krit. She then grabbed him made a cut at the base of his skull and shoved a peace of metal in the wound. Sasuke was making a lot of noise at this time as Krit continued to sew up the wound.

"There you should start to behave a little better know," Krit said as she wiped the blood off herself. Tenten, and Temari were very freaked out by what they had just seen, but continued to follow the rest of the group on to the monkeys.

As they walked up to the monkey cages they noticed a monkey chasing something.

"What is that monkey chasing. . . It's Shikamaru!" yelled Tenten. Then Shikamaru ran up to them.

"Get me out of here!"

"What are you doing in there to begin with?" asked Krit.

"I was trying to hide from you but I think should of stayed I'm sorry now please get me out!"

"Fine," and with that Krit pointed the remote at Shikamaru and pressed a button. He disappeared then reappeared outside of the cage.

"Thank you thank you thank you!" Shikamaru said while giving Krit a hug.

"Ok get off why was there a monkey chasing you?" asked Krit. Letting go Shikamaru got really quite for a minute.

"Ummm the monkey had a crush on me it was trying to kiss me," they looked at the cage to see the monkey blow him a kiss.

"That's a guy monkey to," put in Gwen. Shikamaru shuddered and hid behind Krit.

"I think I am going to need to see a shrink," said Temari, Tenten nodding in agreement as they walked off to the penguins.

When they were at the penguins they herd someone call to them.

"Hey you," they turned to see Barney, the teletubies, big bird, Elmo, and Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater.

"YOU!" yelled Gwen as she spotted Barney.

"Just give us Shikamaru and all will be forgiven between us," said Mr. Rogers.

"NO I'M NOT GOING BACK!" screamed Shikamaru as he tried to hide behind Krit. Gwen's eye started to twitch as she stared at Barney. Who glared at her.

"I TOLD YOU HE KNEW WHERE I LIVED!" screamed Gaara pointing at Elmo.

"Yes I know where you live, I know everything about you, YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME, AND I AM TAKING YOU TO ELMO'S WORLD!"

"NO SAVE ME GWEN!" cried Gaara as he clung to Gwen.

"Must kill the evil one," hissed Gwen and she pulled out a Uzi, "your mine Barney." Then barney pulled out a Uzi as well.

"You will not escape this time child."

At this point Gwen threw Gaara in front of her as a shield to stop the rain of bullets that came at her from Barney. Temari and Tenten just watched in stunned horror.

"Sasuke get the puppet get it, get it," yelled Krit as Sasuke started to attack big bird and Elmo. Neji started to attack the teletubies as they started to fire lasers at him.

"I told you just to give him up," said Mr. Rogers as he faced Krit pulling out a sword. Krit in turn also pulled out a sword.

"I knew you were evil," and with that they started a fight to the death. Neji had by this time killed the purple teletubie. As Sasuke was ripping big bird apart Elmo had latched on to Gaara's leg.

"Your going to come with me," said Elmo as he started to disappear.

"GWEN HELP ME!" Gwen turned and shot off Elmo's head but when she turned barney shot off her arm that held the gun. Gaara backed up and looked at the cuffs to see a arm with a Uzi that on its own shot Barney in half. Then it dropped the gun and waved at Gaara. This caused Gaara to faint.

Krit had just stabbed Mr. Rogers and threw him in the penguin pen were he was soon devoured. Neji had just taken out the last of the teletubies and seemed happy with that. Sasuke was still eating big bird.

"Hey Gwen are you ok?" asked Krit.

"My arm was FUCKING SHOT OFF DO YOU THINK I AM OK?" yelled Gwen as she waved the stump of her right arm. "I'm going to fin. . .wow blood loss," and with that Gwen passed out. Krit turned to Shikamaru who was hiding in a thrash can.

"What the hell did you do to piss off PBS?" Krit yelled at Shikamaru.

"I didn't do anything." Then Gwen's ghost appeared next to them.

"It was all Barneys fault," said the ghost Gwen.

"Are you dead?" asked Krit

"Shut up."

Neji dragged Gaara over to the group and then set down.

"Now what do we do?" he asked looking at Krit.

"You and the others from your world will go back and we will return in a later date," Krit said as she pulled the remote out of her pocket.

"But I don't want to go back," complained Neji

"You, Shikamaru, Gaara, Sasuke, Tenten, Tamari, and Sak. . . will go back to your world and when we need you, will come and get you ok," Krit said to Neji, and with that she opened the portal. Shikamaru ran into it happily, Sasuke growled at Tamari and Tenten to get them moving into the portal. Gwen's arm "walked" away pulling the limp form of Gaara, "Bye bye arm I hope you come back, I miss you," ghost Gwen said as she waved the stump. The arm turned around and flipped her off, "FUCK YOU TO ARM!" Neji went into the portal sobbing.

As the Portal was closing the burnt form of the Orange soda man came through, still having the knitting needle in his heart. "KIIIIILLLLL KIIIIILLL!"

"Remember Krit we can't die," Gwen said to Krit

"KIIIIIILLLL!"

"BULL SHIT!" said Krit as she ran away from the zombie orange soda truck driver. Pushing one of the buttons on the remote she made a jet appear she got in and took off.

"I'm safe." then the truck driver flopped onto the window of the jet.

"KIIIILLL!"

"JEASU CHRIST EATING A MUFFIN!" screamed Krit

"Ok that's it you are going down this time!" yelled Krit at the truck driver, as she wrote on a piece of paper and taped it to the remote. Then she opened a little portal and chucked it in.

"I'M TAKING YOU OUT WITH ME!" and so Krit drove the jet into the side of a mountain, and her final words were.

"WEEEEEEEEEE!"

BOOOM

The end (or is it?)

A/N: Look for other stories or I'll get you. Just kidding. . . growl.

Well any way the next story coming up is a Full Metal Alchemist one it is called 'Popcorn Chicken' and it's coming soon to Glitterrock's list of stories very soon like maybe today.

Peace out Yo from Glitterrock.