Do you know how BAD it feels to wake up to screaming in your ear? It feels awful, like a giant toothpick being jammed into your eardrum repeatedly. "Wake up, wake up, wake uuuppp!" the thing was saying but I just curled up and wished that it'd give me 5 more minuets.
After a while I finally gave up, "What do you want?" I snapped, while my brain processed who I was and what planet I was on, the girl babbled on and on, like I could understand her anyway.
"Saiyuri, calm down and SLOWLY tell me what has you so worked up" I told her, in my usual monotone voice, what I wouldn't give for coffee. "I got presents for ya!" the wizard proclaimed as she thrust a pakage into his hands.
I unwrapped the package with the utmost of care, only to regret it when
I saw it's contents. Black, swim trunks, and boxers with red hearts on them.
Giving a /swt expresion I just stared, stared at the hearts, the swim
trunks, and the evil that came with it.
"Isn't it GREAT! now you can go swimming, and you have PJs!" The blonde cried triumphantly. Then I got HUGGED, did anybody else notice how girl Wizards wear a bathing suit like thing that doubles as a push up bra and shoes and a cape? I'm noticing that right now.
"Er..Uh...thanks?" I tried to sound thankful, but who COULD! You'd have to be a friggin SAINT to actually like this present! I can imagine Thanatos getting something like this, and killing whoever gave it to him, too bad I can't kill her.
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"I have made something that EVERYBODY throughout Migard will know of! They will remember this day and pass storys onto thier children and thier childrens childrens! I have made cup cakes!" Thanatos cried out while thrusting the plate twoards them to show both vanilla and chocolate with crudely made heads of what should be the different MVPs.
"Heh, way to go 'macho man'" Moonlight Flower stated as she decapitated the
Baphomet cupcake. "I made them with love and happyness to welcome the human"
He said happily with a /ok expression. Aya just stared at her Dark Lord
cup cake, and twitched.
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My beta-readers back, and as wierd as ever so I guess there won't be so many typos. Oo; so, uh, yay?