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Disclaimer: Don't own. Uh- huh. Yep, don't own…

"Moony! Oh, MOOOOOONY!"

Good Merlin, what does he want now!

"Hey, Moony. How's your day been goin' so far?"

"Well, I did exceptionally well in Potions, very nicely in Transfiguration, then just as I was settling down to read, some bumbling idiot asked me what the word 'marmoreal' meant, then he went to bother HIS other friend and now I'm stuck here telling you how my day has been."

"Oh, I know! I hate it when you want someone to leave, but they won't, and you just wanna give them a sock in the kisser!"

"Pray tell…"

"Hey, Prongs and I wanted to ask you something…"

Remus had to be careful in situations like this. He had found himself in predicaments like this, when he hadn't known Sirius's unpredictable nature. However, now he knew better… hopefully. So, cautiously, and sneaky as the wind, he subtlety changed the subject.

"Uhh, isn't that a half full Bertie Bopp's Every Flavor Bean container?"

This was something that always worked. Sirius and James were immediately on the ground searching for the prize. Remus made a hasty retreat to his dorm, locking the door behind him.

"Remus, there's no Bertie- Remus? REMUS! Darn, he got away!"

Sirius adopted a sly look.

"For now…"

James had to roll his eyes. Remus was crafty and clever, but Sirius was stupid and determined. No matter where Remus would hide, Sirius would track him down and sniff him out. Literally. Crafty and Clever, versus Stupind and Determined. Even a Muggle could tell him who would win this game. Even if it wasn't what one was expecting...

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