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"Moony. Mooooooony!"

If I just sit still, don't breathe, and blend with my surroundings he won't see me.

"Moony, why is your head in my house plant?"

"I can't see you, so you can't see me!"

James rolled his eyes (so far, he was up to 32 eye rolls for the day. I wonder if that was some kind of world record…). Sometimes he thought he was the only mature one around here. James tried to ravel things out a bit between the two friends.

"Moony, I'm afraid we can still see you. Fortunately, the only harm Sirius, I repeat, Sirius, as in not me, has come to do is ask a simple question."

Remus' voice was muffled from his head being in a plant and all, but he was still heard loud and clear.

"That sounds like harm to me!"

Sirius launched the innocent, curious child mode.

"Aww, come on, Moony. I just wanted to ask you something."

No answer. Sirius went for theyou don't love me trick.

"It's okay. I understand. Remus just doesn't love me anymore. (sniff) Don't worry about me, I'll (sniff) find Professor Dumbledore and (sob) ask him my (blows nose) unimportant question. (sniff, sob, sigh)"

Remus had heard this before. It always came up with things he didn't want to do, or things Sirius wanted, which was basically everything. It came up with who got the last Chocolate Frog, or testing the newest broom James' parents had given him, or not doing homework (more like making Remmy do it). It was cute the first 64 times, but after that it just got annoying.

Remus thought to himself. Don't respond to Sirius' stupidity and he would act hurt and unappreciated for about a week then totally forget this ever happened, or respond to him now and face the challenge of MORE questions. Ohh, difficult decision…

After some time for thought (more like 10 seconds), Remus came to his decision and voiced it.

"(sigh) What Sirius?"

Sirius beamed.

"Now that I have your attention, ahem, I'd like to ask…"

Sirius felt especially giddy as an evil grin spread over his features.

"- what Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcano meant?"

Remus looked…. Well, no one could explain how he looked. He sat in his chair for about a minute looking… however he was looking. Then, he calmly stood up, walked over to his dorm, turned around to face his friends, turned around again, and walked into the dorm, closing and locking the door behind him.

James was the first to recover from the …. odd situation.

"Well, that didn't …… go as I planned. Umm…. who's up for some Bertie Bopp's and Chocolate Frogs, Sirius?"

Sirius looked disappointed.

"Oh, poo. He didn't respond."

"Well, you'd think after the fifth time of ignoring you, you'd stop. But you, Sirius Black are a stupid and persistent soul."

"Really? Thanks James. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day."
James snorted.

"I can believe that."

Thanks to Phantom'sJediBandieGirl for that reeeeeeealy long word! It's a real word, too! Suppoosed to be the longest in the English dictionary according to the Guiness Book of Records! Thanx P'sJBG! R&R please!