Yellow Rabid Fans! It is I, The Mighty Hoofin' It! Back from the Dead! Haha! Anyway, I promised U guys Snape would be in this next chapter so here U have it! Some Snape snacks for all!
"Severus! OHHH, SEEEEEEEEVERUS?"
Severus Snape looked up from his book of potions. He, unlike some other students in this school, was studying for a very important test they had in 2 days time, and goddammit he was gonna get it done! But, someone was awaiting his smart self. Studying would have to wait. Pushing his absurdly large glasses over his absurdly large nose ( sorry, I could just picture dear Professor Snape with those big dorky glasses!) , he opened the door to his dorm only to have Sirius Black and James Potter come crashing through the doorway.
"Hiya, Severus! We need a favor…"
Severus started. Sirius usually said stuff like this before he gave Severus a major wedgie or Indian Burn or even if he shoved him into the nearest garbage can.
"What kind of favor exactly?"
"We want you to put that blessed thing you call a brain to work, son! For the good of wizard kind everywhere!"
"What he means to say is for his enjoyment in watching Remus suffer." James put in helpfully.
Sirius interrupted.
"Not suffer. …….. Well, not suffer exactly…."
Severus sighed. Might as well get it over with.
"What do you suggest?"
Sirius grinned.
"I thought you'd never ask."
Maybe I shouldn't have, Severus thought.
Sorry it's super short, but I luv keepin' y' all in suspense! 'till next time my friends!