Please don't hit me! I know I've been away for so very long and I'm sorry! But U see, just as I was about to update my stories, Aliens kidnapped me and took me to Venus! I told them, "I have to get back and update my stories for my dearly beloved fans who I love and adore!" And they were all like, "No, you must stay with us!" I finally managed to escape by way of flying asteroid, but when I returned home, it was 2 months later! …….. And if U don't believe that, I'm just plain lazy. Hehehehehe. Here goes!
"Alright Severus, put that brain to w-"
"Now hold on. What am I going to get out of this anacephalic situation?"
"…. Anace what what?"
"Anacephalic. It means brainless."
"Oooooo! That's a good one! Write it down, Prongs, write it down!"
"Anyway, what am I going to get in return."
Sirius gave an exasperated sigh.
"We have to pay you now?"
Severus crossed his arms defiantly. He didn't like Sirius, and Sirius didn't like him. They could both agree on that. But Severus didn't want to miss a single moment of Sirius Black actually admitting he needed his help.
"Yes, you do."
James played with the tassles on the couch he was sitting on. He had come to the conclusion that Sirius would never be a lawyer with all this horrible negotiations.
"How 'bout I give you this shiny rock?"
Severus just stared at him.
"Ooo, shiiiiiny rooooooock….."
Severus continued to stare at him.
Sirius grumbled.
"Well, it entertains me…"
"How 'bout this. You and your band of bumbling idiots leave me alone for the rest of the year."
"WHAT? Are you crazy? The school year isn't complete without that! How am I suppose to entertain myself?"
Severus threw him the shiny rock. Sirius stared at it, then looked up.
"Touche, nose boy. Touche…"
I'm keeping the rhythm of suspense here, but I plan to UltimaYunie's idea… Read her review to find out! Nice to hear from U all!