YIKES! Has it really been a month since I updated this? Good Lord! I'M A MONSTER! LOL…
I could have been in Hufflepuff… I could have been in Ravenclaw… I COULD HAVE EVEN BEEN IN BLOODY SLYTHERIN! But no, stinking hat has to put me in Gryffindor with a bumbling idiot room mate who has the animagus of an ADHD dog! Of all the luck…
James thought to himself as he, Sirius, and Severus snuck into Remus' room. Sirius had finally decided to leave Severus alone for the rest of the year, seeing as if Snape was caught up here, he could have points beyond points taken from his house. Of course, he had also had to admithe needed Severus's help 11 times before they continued. That had been quite amusing…
Sirius pranced ahead, holding a dictionary in one hand and Peter Pettigrew in the other. Yes, Peter Pettigrew. Snape had done some sort of complicated spell to keep him in rat form so they could carry on with their plans. Let's just say that Peter was one unhappy rat right now… He squeaked loudly.
Sirius shushed him.
"Hush, Pete! Do you want to wake up the whole house? …. I know this is rather unfair, but you were are only option. …. Well, I would be rather angry if my animagus was a rat, too. But… it's not, so there."
Sirius silently opened Remus's door and snuck in. Snape got to work.
"Okay. Place the picture there, and put the dictionary next to it. Good, now we have to stun Peter."
Peter's furry face drained of color.
James looked apologetic.
"Sorry, Pete. See you in the morning."
Crack!
The Next Morning…
Remus stretched and yawned. He sat up and blinked. Sirius and James were already up it seemed. Probably already wolfing down their fifth helping of breakfast.
Remus was about to get up when he felt something move under his sheets. Something hairy brushed against his leg…
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"
James and Sirius came crashing into the room to find Remus leaping out of bed. He stopped when a picture of a man met his face.
"Indolebutyricacid."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Citronella."
"Wha- SIRIUS!"
Sirius chose that moment to bolt downstairs, guffawing the whole time. James followed, and quickly behind him followed a very disheveled rat.
Hehehehehe, you'll have to find out more on this subject next time! HUZZAH!