Disclaimer: I don't own any characters, and all that other nice stuff from KH, or Bleach for that matter…I do happen to own a copy of one of the Bleach manga, a copy of both Kingdom Hearts OSTs, and a copy of Kingdom Hearts I&II
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Demyx grabbed the remote to his stereo and began flipping through songs. He was lying on his bed and he was staring at the plain, white wall. This was probably the most boring day of his life. No one was running around causing chaos like usual. He had just recently gotten scolded for playing with Marluxia's flowers and if he ever tried another joke his sitar would be taken from him. The blonde flipped over and hit his head on the floor. He got up and went to his bookshelf. It was filled with different types of manga. He picked up Bleach and began reading it, upside down, of course. In frustration of having nothing to do and the fact that he had already read that book a thousand times, Demyx threw the book against the wall and growled as he went through the entire CD again. Roxas just happened to be walking down the white hall when he heard a loud booming sound coming from Demyx's room. Roxas opened the door and poked his head in, only to see the blonde playing with his hair.
"Could you turn that down? It's really really loud," Roxas yelled through the song. Demyx looked at Roxas and paused his music.
"What?" He asked. Roxas slapped his forehead in frustration and told Demyx to turn the volume down. Demyx told Roxas that he would, but never did. He sighed and resorted to making his water clones fight to relieve boredom.
"Xemnas wants you," Vexen opened Demyx's door and turned off the stereo, fed up with the video game soundtrack.
"Great. What did I do now?" Demyx growled, obviously in a bad mood because of his extreme boredom.
"He wants to see everyone," Vexen said then walked out of the room. He wasn't too fond of Demyx because the hyper blonde was always toying around with his experiments and when he was done the experiment was usually in pieces or in a puddle on the floor. Demyx followed Number IV to the biggest, whitest room in the whole castle. Demyx took his seat next to Axel and Luxord and prepared himself not to listen to Xemnas' ramblings.
"Everyone seems bored around here so I thought we could take a week long vacation to the lake," Demyx sat up straight in his seat and gave the leader his full attention. Axel laughed at the sight of Demyx actually paying attention, but got yelled at for not doing so himself.
"How are you going to accomplish fitting thirteen people in one small boat?" Larxene asked. She hated boats, they made her sick. She hated the lake for that matter. Let's just say Larxene hated everything.
"Don't worry about that. I have one that is big enough for all of us," Xemnas' loud voice bounced off the walls and terrorized the poor member's ears. After he was finished speaking the members talked amongst themselves about how they were going to spend the week. Demyx was bouncing in his seat. He could hardly contain himself. He was so excited about finally getting out of the stupid castle.
"I can't wait for everyone to see my new bathing suit!" Marluxia said loudly. A little too loudly. Disgusted looks were plastered on every member's face, except Marluxia's of course. He stood in the middle of the room, confused why everyone was starting at him. "What?" He asked. With that everyone left gagging and discussing how disgusting Marly's suit could be.
Day 1
Demyx could not sleep that night. He had packed all of his favorite CDs (which just happened to be just two video game soundtracks), his sitar and a few other odd things. He was the first one awake and was bouncing around his room waiting for someone else to get up so he could talk to him or her.
"Ugh…." Larxene trudged through the hall sleepily and turned to go into the bathroom. She looked like she had just come back from the dead. Demyx giggled and pulled out his digital camera and waited for Larxene to come out of the bathroom. When she did he quickly snapped her picture and ran off. "GET BACK HERE NOW, DEMYX!" She yelled and ran after the blonde. He quickly ran into his room and shut the door. He heard a thud and guessed that Larxene had run into the door again. Larxene had managed to wake up everyone else and since they were all ready to go, they set off for the lake.
"Wanna listen to my music?" Demyx asked Xemnas, who was driving.
"NO!" Vexen screamed, acting like a mad man. He hated young people's music, especially Demyx's. He found the video game soundtrack extremely annoying.
"Okay, give me the CD…" Xemnas sighed and reached back to get the CD from Demyx. He put the disk in the van's CD player and Dearly Beloved blasted in the speakers. Demyx had obviously been playing with the volume again. Xemnas was going to regret this…he could already tell.
"YAY! Turn it to twelve!" Demyx shouted in a high-pitched voice. Xemnas sighed and obeyed the blonde. The 13th Struggle now blasted through the van. Let's just say that Demyx's music was voted out, so Xemnas gave the blonde back his CD and Demyx's mouth was taped shut and he was tied down the seat to prevent him from anymore bouncing. Xemnas parked the van in a lot and hooked up the boat to the van. It was covered and no one could see it. With that, they finally went to the lake.
When they arrived there were a few people there. Xemnas backed the boat into the water and took off the cover. The boat was pure white. Just like the castle.
"Oh great…" Axel said in dismay as he stared at the white boathouse.
"WHY WHITE? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?" Zexion screamed.
"Dude, you are so emo…" Demyx poked Zexion who was in the fetal position on the ground, crying.
"I hate the color white," Saix growled. Xemnas was petting the boat, calling it his love child.
"That is just freaky," Axel pointed over to Xemnas who was now screaming "DARKNESS" and looking for any trace of it to consume.
"Let's just get on the damn boat," Larxene glared at the whiteness of the boat. Everyone agreed and they finally began their lake trip. When everyone was finally on the boat Xemnas declared himself the captain and he started the boat. The only problem with this was that he had forgotten to get a new battery for it and now the boat wouldn't start. Larxene nearly jumped off the boat with glee and everyone else sighed.
"You could just charge the boat's batteries with Larxene," Lexaeus laughed, pointing to the hissing woman.
"That's stupid. She'd never do it," Xigbar crossed his arms and stared at her. He wanted to see her charge the boat. It would have been hilarious.
"Just use the van's battery to charge the boat's," Xaldin added. Everyone liked this idea, except Larxene who was as close the shore as she could get, hissing at the water. Xemnas got the jump cable and attached it in all the right places on the battery. In a few minutes the boat finally started and everyone cheered except for Larxene, who was still hissing.
"Weeeee!" Demyx screamed as he ran out of the small bathroom like structure in blue swim shorts. Saix changed and sat on a chair on the upper story of the boat, sun bathing with Luxord and Vexen. Larxene refused to come out from her corner and hissed at anyone who came near her. A wave splashed the blonde girl and she tried to get every trace of water away from her. Demyx took a picture of her and she threatened to shock the poor boy. The boat was traveling quickly through the lake. Pretty soon they reached their "hideout" and stopped the boat. All was well as Axel, Demyx and Xigbar played in the water. Saix, Vexen and Luxord were sunbathing on the top of the boat. An overly happy Marluxia was chasing Roxas while Larxene was still hissing at the water. Zexion was no where to be found (he was actually in the bathroom that he had painted black) Xaldin was catching fish with his spears while Lexaeus was naming them and Xemnas was searching for darkness through out the boat.
"I hate the lake!" Larxene hissed, but no one paid any attention to her. Marluxia came up behind her and pushed her in the lake. She let out a blood-curdling scream and nearly killed Marly. Demyx took a picture of this and laughed manically, saying something about putting the pictures on the Internet. Zexion had just come out of the bathroom looking rather pleased with himself.
"You're emo….you're not supposed to be happy…And why do you looks so happy after you got out of the bathroom?" Demyx got out of the water and just happened to catch Zexion smiling. The emo's face immediately twisted into a frown and Demyx walked away shrugging. Axel was having fun by making the water spontaneously combust in front of Xigbar, who would swim away screaming.
"Will you quit it! That's scary!" The Free Shooter yelled at the pyro who wasn't listening to him.
"No! It's fun! Anyways, I'm bored now. I want to go tubing…" Axel swam up the boat. He got bored so fast as a result of his microscopic attention span. Axel didn't bother to get out of the water so Xemnas dug through the stuff and he couldn't find the pump.
"I know I packed it…" Xemnas was still searching through all of the water equipment.
"You didn't pack the pump?" Axel shouted at the Superior.
"I did!" He screamed back.
"Can't you just ask Xaldin to inflate it?" Demyx asked, sitting on the edge of the boat. Everyone stared at him in disbelief.
"What did you just say?" They all asked in unison.
"Inflate?"
"You mean, you KNOW that word?" Zexion's eye was wide, as he stared at the stupid Nobody.
"Duh, Emo Boy,"
"S…shut up!"
"Well you are!"
"All of you! Be quiet!" Saix threw his sunglasses at Zexion and hit him in the back of the head. Number VI held his head and crouched on the floor, he looked as if he was crying. Xaldin had agreed to inflate the tube and when that was done Axel was jumping around it squealing. The next thing on the list was to actually start the boat, but alas it would not start.
"NO! I AM STRANDED IN THIS DAMN LAKE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHITHEADS! YOU FORGOT THE DAMN BATTERY! I AM GOING TO KICK EVERY ONE OF YOUR GOOD FOR NOTHING ASSES!" Larxene screamed in rage and attempted to throw an innocent Saix over board.
"Who knew she had such a wonderful vocabulary?" Axel got in the boat and grabbed the nearest towel and wrapped it around his freezing body.
"We are not stranded, Larxene," Xemnas tried to calm the mad woman down, but it wasn't working. She was trying to throw Luxord off after she succeeded in throwing the blue haired elf off.
"Larxene's crazy…" Lexaeus backed away from her.
"OH MY GOD! PMS!" Zexion's shrill cry frightened most of the other members and they ran for shelter. Xemnas slapped his face wondering why he ever thought about bringing these nuts to the lake in the first place.
"I COMMAND THEE TO CEASE!" Xemnas shouted above Larxene's "wonderful" choice of words to describe the lake, Luxord, Saix, and the boat. Everyone stared at Xemnas and peace was restored to the boat – for a little while anyway – as Larxene was banished to the bottom. It was getting late anyway so the Organization decided to cook dinner and then sit around and enjoy the water. Well they were except Axel burned the steak they were going to eat and the drinks were watered down after Demyx wasn't satisfied with the taste. After a very unlucky day Organization XIII finally went to sleep.
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I hope you liked it so far! Please review! It will make me happy! Some of the events in this story were inspired by real life events (like forgetting to charge the battery in the boat before going in the lake and forgetting the pump, lol)