Disclaimer: Once again I don't have ownership of Kingdom Hearts…or Gravitation

Towa: Zexion's so cute! I luff him! He's a cute little emo kid! huggles Zexion plushie Oh and by the way, thank you so much for the reviews! I will be happy to write more!

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Day 2

Zexion awoke to a warm body next to him. He rolled over only to become face to face with the flower loving, scythe wielding, queer Marluxia. Zexion's freakish girly scream woke up the entire boat – except Marly, who was grasping Zexion and refused to let go. Startled, the Organization ran into the part of the boat that Zexion was in and left after they found what they saw. Demyx snapped a picture quickly then skipped off merrily.

"Oh no. Where is my razor? I need it!" Zexion thought, searching frantically through his belongings looking for the very thing that could rid him of the cruel, awful life.

"Looking for this?" Zexion heard someone say. He spun around – with Marluxia still embracing him – only to find Axel holding up the blade. Zexion's eye widened as he tried to get it. "No more cutting for you! Cheer up emo kid!"

"Axel! Give it back!" Zexion squirmed and tried to get his skinny body out of contact with Marluxia's.

"No, got it memorized?"

"Please?" Zexion begged, he needed to cut.

"No," Axel walked out of the room and threw the blade into the lake where it sank to the bottom of it and some emo fish picked it up and committed suicide…successfully. Zexion screamed again and this time managed to wake up Marly.

"Zexy!" The pink haired man cuddled Zexion, who was still squirming to get away.

"Don't call me that! GET OFF!" Zexion cried. Literally.

"But, Zexy…I love you!"

"I don't! I hate you! I hate everyone on this stupid boat!"

"Zexy don't say that!"

"FOR THE LAST TIME! GET OFF OF ME!" The blue haired man finally managed to get away for Marluxia and run away from him, sobbing. Marluxia finally let go and as he was leaving the room he blew a kiss to Zexion who cringed at the sight.

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Demyx was practicing his sitar as he was tanning. The Organization actually enjoyed the peaceful music Demyx was creating, all but Larxene who was still curled up in a ball hissing at the lake. Lexaeus had discovered a new pastime of poking Larxene with a stick and he watched her glare at him while she was hissing. He didn't run away because if Larxene were to lash out and try to destroy the rock-powered idiot he was prepared with a cup of water from the lake. Xemnas was still assuming the captain role as he stood at the wheel of the boat, pretending to move. Of course this didn't work because the battery was still out.

"Whoa! We are near a beach, man!" Xigbar shouted as he leaned over the boat's railing and pointed to the stretch of sand. It was a pretty beach that was completely empty.

"Awesome!" Axel ran over to take a peak.

"THANK GOD! I can finally get off this boat!" Larxene actually smiled.

"Someone's going to have to push the boat to the shore," Vexen was right. The boat wouldn't float there on it's own. "I vote Demyx."

"What?"

"Okay, so Demyx you go out and push the boat while Xaldin pulls it," Xemnas ordered. Demyx groaned, put his sitar down and dove into the cold lake. Xaldin tied a rope to the front of the boat and they began making their way to the beach. After twenty minutes they finally got there.

"FORGIVE ME LORD! I am sorry I cursed the lake! FORGIIIVEEEEEE MEEEEE!" Larxene screamed and ran across the beach before falling to the ground and kissing the sand.

"This is my spot!" Demyx ran to a shady part of the beach and put down his sitar and wrote "Demyx" in the sand with his finger before returning to the boat to gather his things.

"This is nice," Axel sat down and let the waves crash into his feet.

"I agree," Vexen stretched out in his chair and returned to sunbathing while reading a scientific book. Once again Organization XIII was peaceful, but it didn't last long. Larxene was taking a well-deserved nap; well she was until a bird decided Larxene would be a good spot to perch. The bird landed on Larxene and Demyx giggled as he watched it land. It took a few seconds for Larxene to wake up and when she did all was chaos. Basically Larxene extended her vocabulary by a word and fried the poor creature. Everyone backed a good twenty feet from the crazed PMSing woman.

"I think we should stay away from her," Zexion finally spoke.

"I'm hungry," Axel blurted out, drawing stick figures of Sora killing Kairi in the sand.

"Well, we would have something to eat if your stupid pyro ass didn't burn all the damn steak!" Larxene hissed at Axel. He growled at her and almost went over there to beat her up, but she was a girl and Xemnas would have a fit if the Organization began to attempt to get rid of other members again.

"LARXENE! GO TO THE BOAT NOW!" Xemnas pointed her to the boat and treated her as if she were a small child.

"But…" She pleaded.

"NOW!"

"Bastard," She boarded the boat and resumed her hissing.

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A few hours later

"Hey Zexy!" Marluxia squealed like a fan girl…uh…boy. Zexion's eye showed total fear, but he was petrified by it to move away from the pink haired man.

"Get away from me!" Zexion cried.

"No! I love you! I cannot stay away from you, my love! You are like the flower in my garden that smells so sweet! Oh, let me have the honor of taking in your sweet fragrance!"

"Oh my God, that is just sick," Axel overheard Marluxia's speech. He decided to creep to the bushes by them and listen in.

"NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Zexion screamed and crawled away from Marluxia.

"Where ever are you going my love?"

"I AM NOT YOUR LOVER!"

"Oh, but you are! Come here my sweet flower!"

"I am not a flower!"

"But, Zexy, you smell as one!"

"I do not, you sick man!"

"Please, address me as Snufflecakes!"

"NEVER!" Zexion tripped and fell face first into the sand. Marluxia rushed by his side and picked up the panting Nobody.

"Oh, my sweet Zexy! You are injured! Don't worry! Your Snufflecakes is here to aid you!" Marluxia cradled Zexion's limp body in his arms.

"Oh wow…" Axel watched through the bushes. He didn't realize it, but Demyx and Roxas had joined him. Demyx was frantically pressing the capture button on his camera.

"That is just plain disgusting," Roxas whispered.

"No crap," Axel said sarcastically. It was getting late and Xemnas had just called everyone to find a spot to sleep. Once he made sure everyone – including Larxene, who would be spending the rest of the week on the boat – was in their spots and drifting into sleep Xemnas pulled out a copy of Gravitation and began snickering as he read it.

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Towa: Le gasp! Xemnas likes Yaoi! Hehe, how did you like this one? I'm working on the third chapter! It should be up soon! Feel free to review more!