Okay that last chapter...the characters got no where but today they finally get to the RPD but I don't think I'm going to make them stay too long...you never know where Birkin or Mr. X could be hiding. And there actually is a plot (gasps can be heard from miles away). Yes, it's true. Things will start to unravel when they enter the hospital, probably the next chapter, depends on reviews. We'll finally find out who Fiona works for (Umbrella duh) and is Robby such the screw-up he acts like? And what about Seth, is he really as stupid as everyone thinks (Major Yes)? Now a disclaimer: I don't own Resident Evil, the RPD, green herbs, the gum commercial or anything else for that matter.
Chapter 5: A Meeting with an...Old Friend?
After their encounter with Jason, the talking head, the three ran away as fast as they could. They were mere steps away from the RPD. The funny thing was there wasn't the slightest hint of movement. No zombies, no mutated monsters, it was all clear, or at least they thought. A shadow rushed from behind one beaten down car to another. Fiona had noticed this and had raised her handgun. She spoke loudly andin an intimidating voice.
Fiona: I know someone's there. Come out now or I'll shoot.
A man around his mid-40's and slightly balding stood up and slowly made his way to the front of the car, with his arms raised.
Man: Are you a police officer?
Fiona: No I'm not. Who are you?
Man (puts arms down): I'm a chef of a restaurant near here.
Fiona: A chef? Have you been bitten? How did you survive all this time?
Chef: No, I'm clean. One did attack me though but I killed it and then I hid in a closet with its dead body.
Robby: Why did you put the dead body in there with you?
Chef: ...For personal reasons.
Robby: Sick!
Fiona: You wouldn't happen to be related to Chief Irons would you?
Chef: Yes I am, how did you know?
Fiona: That explains a lot. Oh just a lucky guess that's all.
Robby (whispering to Fiona): He's starting to freak me out can we go?
A helicopter at that time came flying over a building and dropped a rope ladder.
Pilot: Hey climb up if you're still alive and not infected.
The chef ran over to the ladder and he climbed up. After he climbed in, the ladder was pulled back up before Fiona, Robby, and Seth could climb up.
Fiona: Hey! What's the big deal?
Pilot: Sorry but we're out of room. Tough luck!
Fiona: Well screw you too!
And with that the pilotpromptlyflipped her off and he flew away with the chef and other non important characters.
Fiona: Why me? This has got to be the worst day of my life!
Robby noticed that Fiona was upset and he put his hand on her shoulder and whispered softly "Come on Fiona, we've made it this far. We might as well go in and see if there's anything useful in there." Fiona nodded her agreement and they walked through the large gates. The gates made a loud screeching noise as they opened them. They walked to the building and were about to open the doors when they heard screeching from the doors behind them. They all turned to look. There stood a large "female" monster (think Dead Aim). Fiona took out her assault rifle and was about to fire when she noticed a glint in the monsters' eyes. It was looking straight at Robby.
"I think it has a crush" she managed to say before bursting out laughing.
Robby: What? You can't mean me! Hide me!
Robby runs behind Seth, the monster slowly advancing. Robby pushed Seth into the monster. It then changed it's attention to Seth. Fiona had stopped laughing and was starting to get angry. The monster reached for Seth but he ducked and ran passed it. It made another advance towards Seth but Fiona stepped in front of the monster, blocking its path.
Fiona: I don't think so! Fiona then jumps on the monster and proceeds to tear it apart with her bare hands.
Seth: Um Fiona?
Fiona (turns to Seth, her eyes glowing red): What!
Seth: Never mind.
Robby: Fiona...why are your eyes glowing red?
Fiona: Oh that. New contacts...special made! You like?
Robby (steps behind Seth):Um yea sure whatever...can we just go into the building now?
Fiona punches the monster one more time and then says "Okay". They enter the RPD. They walk up to the reception desk. Fiona then begins searching the drawers and files.
Fiona: Hey I found 30 handgun bullets. She puts the bullets into two unloaded clips and tucked them away.
Robby: It seems like all the doors are locked or barricaded except for that one. Should we try it?
Fiona: I don't know. It doesn't seem like anyone is here. Maybe we should just go.
Robby: Come on Fiona. What if someone needs our help.
Fiona: Fine let's go take a look.
They go through the only door that's unlocked. A mutated dog stepped around a corner into direct view of the three.
Fiona: Crap!
The monster began running towards them. Fiona fired three rounds at it but that only stunned it. It got back up and resumed it's advance. The dog jumped at Fiona and knocked her down. She was doing her best to keep the dog from biting her.
Robby: FIONA! Robby pulled out his combat knife and ran and jabbed it into the dogs' skull, killing it.
Fiona: Thanks Robby.
Robby: See I'm not completely useless.
Robby helps Fiona up, forgetting to pick up his knife,and they go through more doors until they're at some stairs.
Seth: Going up?
They moved near the stairs but a figure came crashing through the window, blocking their way.
Robby: Not again!
The monster Fiona called "Nemesis" charged at the three, sending them dodging in all different directions. Nemesis had knocked Seth down and was aiming a rocket at him (Die Seth!) but an explosion nailed Nemesis in the chest, causing him to retreat back out the window he had came through. Seth got up dusting himself off and said thanks without even looking to see who it was that had saved him, he was too worried about his precious clothes and hair. Robby, on the other hand, turned to face their savior only to be frightened by the sight of Jill Valentine holding a grenade launcher.
Robby: Help! I'm sorry I shot you! Please don't kill me!(Robby runs behind Fiona).
Jill: You don't have to be afraid I'm not going to hurt you. I'm over the whole leg thing.
Robby: That's a relief, speaking of which, where is the gunshot wound?
Jill: I used a green herb. They're magical. (Turns to her left like she is facing a camera and holds up a green herb) Green herbs are the main ingredient in the orbit gum. It'll leave your mouth feeling refreshed and clean through even the toughest zombie hordes! (Turns back and faces the group like nothing ever happened)
Jill: What? Why are your mouth's hanging open?
End Chapter 5
Okay this can either be seen as medium or short...just depends who you are and how you like this story. (And again don't sue me please! I give full credit to the gum commercial!)
Fiona: I have two questions. Why does all of our transportation either blow up or leave with out us and why did the chef survive?
Author: This is based on Resident Evil. It's not suppose to be easy and the chef survived because a friend of mine and I used to make jokes about a movie where the chef and the main character girl are the only ones to survive. It was a cool movie.
Fiona: Okay whatever. Too much information.
Robby: I ,too, have a few questions. Why do I have all the bad luck and screw up a lot?
Author: Well because I made you that way and because something important happens to you in later chapters.
Robby: Okay cool! Wait...do I die and become a zombie?
Author: I can't tell you that! You'll just have to hang around and find out.
Robby: It's not like I really have a choice.
Author: True.
The next chapter depends on the reviews. The group can either go with Jill to the clock tower and fight Nemesis, causing an extra chapter or two,or they can go directly to the hospital. If no reviews are submitted then they'll go to the hospital. I also hoped you enjoyed this chapter. Please review if you like it so far...if not, oh well you can leave me a review telling me how much you hate it.
Note: The next little paragraph is of no importance. It just tells about the stories I'm about to begin working on and gives hints to future chapters.
Okay just so we're clear there is going to be a sequel on this story, regardless of the reviews. I am very dedicated to this story and my characters andI am looking forward to writing more about them. Their behaviors and attitudes will also change throughout the rest of this story and the sequel. Fiona and Robby will be returning but I can't say the same for Seth (hint hint). The sequel will have more of the S.T.A.R.S. members in them and will be mostly action/adventure and less humorous unlike this story (I'm going toexperiment with different writing styles and genres to see which I am better at). I may also start a self-insertion fic but that may be awhile. To be honest, I don't know if I have the skills for that. I'm just trying to get this story done so I'm trying to update daily so please be on the lookout. Thank you if you read this. You have more patience than a normal person. I hope you keep reading my stories!