Hey! I'm back! Sorry about chapter 2. I still need to finish the flashback.

Disclaimer: I don't own KH2. Nuff' said!

Chapter 3: The Plan

Then he got an idea…

He pulled himself up, balancing himself on the ledge. He summoned his chakrams, flames dancing around his arms. Another gust of Xaldin's wind came, blowing up more gravel. At that moment, Axel quickly set his weapons on fire, then threw them towards the collection of rocks. They sparked with flames, and were sent toward the security spot.

'INTRUDER. INTRUDER. PREPAR-PRE-PARE-INTRU-ELIMIINATE-INTRU-'

He started to climb like a maniac: up, up, up, until he reached his destination. As quietly as he could, he opened the window, sneaking inside. The shower was still on, with the person still in there. On the counter were a few of golden kunai, all shiny and bright.

'Crap! It's Larxene!'

He slid over the door. His cloak hung on the hooks. It looked like it was screaming, "Take me back! It's me, your cloak!" Springing towards his coat, he grabbed it, and started to slide it onto his freakishly cold body when…

"AXEL…!" A voice screeched behind him. He turned to look. Larxene stood there, towel over body, kunais in hand. Axel's mouth drooped out in fright.

"Uh oh…"

CRASH!

(Let's just say that he had to visit Vexen afterwards…)

Soon After…

As Axel slumped back up the stairs to go take a good night's sleep, he saw Mixarna and Zexion, both carrying a bunch of cloaks into his room. Those looked awfully familiar. Mixarna stopped in her tracks as he saw Axel staring at them, wide-eyed.

"Umm…oops?" Chakrams were summoned, objects spontaneously combusted, and anger and fear rose.

-insert random pleads and shrieks for help from Mixarna and new death glares from Zexion-

--End Flashback—

"I never got them, too…" Roxas had fallen asleep against the wall when he heard the 5th line of dialogue in Axel's flashback. Waking up, he said sleepily,

"Yeah, yeah…let's just carry out the plan already…"

--Library—

"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way!" Mixarna sung, dancing around the book-filled room with tinsel in her hand. She was a good singer, but that was the 9th time she had sung that carol, as well as "We Wish You A Merry Christmas", "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", and "Silent Night". Zexion ignored her completely, hanging up wreaths with what seemed to be an almost permanent bored look on his face. On the flap on hair that hid the right side of his face was as bit of holly, since Mixarna had insisted on applying. Also because she was making that watery-eyed puppy face, that Zexion couldn't resist because it was too cute for his own good.

Axel and Roxas tip-toed over to their hiding place, a bunch of knocked-over shelves with a little cave-like hole big enough for two people: Axel and Roxas, to be exact. Their plan was simple: Get a pole with string and the mistletoe. Tie one end of the string to the stick, then tie the mistletoe on the other end. Hide in a safe spot, then cast your line! The two nobodies slid behind a bookshelf that was nearest to the place where Mixarna and Zexion were most likely to be close to each other: the decoration box. Both of them didn't notice the little string holding the 'doom' that awaited them until they both turned around at the same time to get more décor. The female nobody seemed to detect the mistletoe first, because when she took a glance at it, she immediately turned a deep shade of crimson, similar to her eye colour, and dropped the ornament she was holding to cover her mouth in shock. Axel nudged Roxas, which led to his foot sticking out to trip Zexion, to make it seem like he was reluctant to kiss her. Mixarna, being the little bipolar person she is (first she's all happy and hyper, then she's shy and is a blush-y), dashed to her hiding place, which was surprisingly and conveniently where the two pranksters were hiding.

"Oh no…" they squeaked in unison.

-Insert more screams for help and vulgar swear words that will not be repeated-

Wow…that seemed short. Anyways, I'm done that chapter! I'll be up with the next one soon enough!