"I never thought I'd see the day..."

"What is that supposed to mean, Daniel?" I asked looking up at him.

"You having Jack as your lap dog," he grinned, quite pleased with himself.

"God, between you and Janet I don't think I'll ever live this down." I replied.

"You know I'm just kidding. Although I don't know if I'd be able to cope having Jack in my head."

I looked down at Jack, asleep with his head in my lap. "He's not that bad you know," I leaned down and kissed him on the cheek. "He's actually pretty sweet and thoughtful."

"Yeah, Jack and I don't always see eye to eye, but he's a great guy." He said as he got up from his chair. "I'm going to go grab something to eat, do you want anything?"

"A diet Pepsi and one of those big cookies please." I smiled and thanked him as he left.

I continued working on a small alien databank, trying to figure out how it works, until Jack's dreams burst into my reality. I became aware that I was sitting on the edge of his bed, naked with the exception of my underwear. "Can I kiss you here?" Jack's voice floated up to me. His mouth was so close to me that when he spoke his words vibrated against the sodden fabric of my panties, causing pleasant tremors to move through my body. I hummed softly, unable to form coherent sentences but still unwilling for him to stop. But instead of putting me out of my misery he just simply blew on the wet fabric. I moaned and slid further down on the bed, thrusting into his face.

I heard Jack chuckle before he pushed his tongue against the material, moving his tongue up and down in broad swipes. God, it felt amazing, too good, I almost couldn't stand it and he wasn't really even touching me. "MMMmm...off Jack, take them off!" I moaned at him. Finally, he looped his fingers through the waistband and slowly pulled them off.

And then he was there, everywhere. His lips, tongue, teeth and even his hands, on me, inside me, in places long forgotten. He separated and stroked my folds with his fingers, lapping at my clitoris like a kitten, over and over and over... The roughened texture of his trigger finger over my clit, God... Back and forth, gently at first but slowly increasing in speed and pressure. Wide circles becoming smaller and more focused.

I grabbed the back of Jack's head in needing desperation, rotating my hips off the bed and into his face. "God Jack...oh please..."

"Major Carter?" A familiar voice called from the doorway.

I looked up to see Teal'c with an odd look on his face. I gulped, suddenly flushing far redder than I ever have before. My hand tucked roughly on Jack's hair, trying to pry him away from me. Except he didn't move he just continued to stroke and lick at me with his tongue, as if we were actually...I shuddered at the thought. "Jack!" I shouted at him, finally getting his attention.

"Wha? What?" he said, sitting up on the bench. "Oh...hey Teal'c. How's it going? I thought you were going to stay on Chu-lak for this leave?" I watched Teal'c's eyes widden slightly before he answered Jack.

"Things are well, O'Neill...Daniel Jackson asked for my assistance, I shall go in search of him." He said from the doorway, quickly making his way down the hall and out of view.

"Oh god..." I buried my head in my hands.

"It's really not that bad Carter..." he said, trying in vain to comfort me.

I moved my hands away from my face and looked at him, "I'm going to die of embarrassment..."

He hugged me to his chest, "There are worst ways to go, you know."

I frowned at him, "I wanna go home..."

He dangled his keys in front of me, "Your chariot awaits." He grinned, happy he was able to give me some piece of comfort.

"Colonel O'Neill and Major Carter to the gate room, Colonel O'Neill and Major Carter to the gate room please." A voice announced over the loud speaker.

"Oh for crying out loud..."

I smiled at Jack."Misery loves company, sir."

"Come on Carter." he said pulling me to my feet.