Once upon a time, Kabuto thought that Orochimaru needed to see a Psychiatrist. "You are indeed very crazy Orochimaru. Go see a doctor. Seven." "Kay..."
So Oro (I don't feel like typing out his whole name even though while I'm typing this I COULD'VE typed his whole name and I wouldn't have to type out all of this...)SO OROCHIMARU headed for the doctors office. "YOU MEAN THE PSYCHIATRIST'S!" WHATEVER. STFU. "NO." Fine, first he went to go get Ice Cream, take over a pirate ship, and go to the bathroom. Okay. So he's heading to the doctors.
"Hello Orochimaru. GOD DAMN IT YOUR NAME IS LONG! So...How does that make you feel?"
"Well, it makes me feel sad because my name...is...long. I like puppies!"
"Good...Good..." The doctor scribbles down some notes. "Have you ever had a childhood pet?"
"Yes...I had a rabbit named Phillip. He was a soft brown...and...and..." Oro starts crying a lot. "He used to...BE ADORABLE."
"Okay...Did he used to do anything else?" "Yea..He would eat stuff." "Okay...And how does that make you feel?" "Retarded. I'm outta here." "I need my 20 bucks first..." "No." "Okay."
So, Oro-San goes to Wal-mart. He buys candy. He gets hyper on the candy and kills old people. And bathes them regularly at the Senior Home near Suna. Yes. So he's walking home when he forgot something. "I forgot my tampons! OMG." So he runs back into Wal-Mart and gets some. "...What! It's for my leaky faucet..." Suuuuuuuuure. Okay.
Orochimaru returns home. "OROCHIMARU! I love you! Let's have gay sex!" "No. I need to watch American Idol first."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Oro screamed. He forgot to buy a dress for his lamp.
"Hi." Said Naruto.
"What are you doing?" Said Orochimaru hatefully.
"Pooping."
"Kay."
"69"
"Eww."
THE END.
Wow. If you read this...just...just...wow. I made this when I was super hyper. I think this is kinda spam like. Oh well.